Episode Quotes
Hank: Last I heard you thought she (Paige) was hiding something.
Evan: You know what? Total misunderstanding, she wasn't hanging out with that art dealer Kassabian dude, she was on a campaign trip.
Evan: Man I'm awesome at this engaged to be engaged thing!
visual: Evan starts filling the cream puffs.
Evan: Doink!, Doink!
Hank: Don't make that sound.
Hank: I got here before the paramedics?
Paige: (sobbing) I never called 911.
Hank: Why not?
Paige: I didn't want to involve them.
Hank: Involve them in what?
Hank: What about her (Ellen) psych evaluation?
Paige: The psychiatrist wants to come back when she wakes but, I'm afraid she won't want to stay.
Hank: She may not have a choice. She was walking in her nightgown toward the ocean. I'm worried and I think you are too about what she might have done if she hadn't fallen down the stairs, if she'd made it to the beach. That's why you were running after her, isn't it?
Paige: Evan!
Evan: Hi. When did you get back?
Paige: Ahh, just a little while ago, what are you doing here?
Evan: I'm just delivering a surprise, but now it looks like the surprise is on me.
Evan: Was there a campaign trip?
Paige: No.
Evan: Did you even leave town?
Paige: No, but I...
Evan: So you lied to me? This isn't the first time, is it?
Paige: No, but Evan please let me expl...
Evan: Who is it? Is it Eric Kassabian?
Paige: What?
Evan: You're obviously seeing someone Paige. God it sure explains all the last minute trips and the secret phone calls.
Paige: You think I'm cheating on you?
Evan: I should have seen this. When I met you, you were lying to your parents and your boyfriend!
Paige: You've got me all figured out. So now what?
Evan: You tell me Paige, you love telling stories. Actually they're not stories at all, they're just lies.
Paige: You know what? Forget it. We're over! Done!
General William Collins: Just give your brother a message. You tell him he had no right to take my wife to the hospital, then try and force her into a psychiatric hold!
Evan: What?
General William Collins: You tell him I brought Ellen home, and she's not going back and if she needs a doctor, I will find her one!
General William Collins: Don't you work with your brother? How could you not know this?
Evan: Yeah, that's a very good question sir.
Hank: I've been hinting for weeks.
Evan: Oh you've been hinting? You don't hint. This is not a game, this is my life.
Hank: Evan, you're right, it's not a game. But I'm bound by doctor patient confidentiality.
Evan: Do not pull that doctor crap! I'm your brother!! Nothing is more important than family!
Divya: There's not going to be a next date.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: It was the mouth-to-mouth thing, wasn't it? That was dumb, I'm sorry. My dating skills never progressed past high school.
Divya: You were doing that in high school?
Episode References
Hank: That's what you approached me about earlier this summer?
Paige: Yeah. I couldn't tell you the truth or anyone, it just wasn't my secret to tell.
In episode 3x02
But There's A Catch, Paige started to ask Hank for medical advice but balked when Hank was reluctant to keep the information from Evan.
Hank: I wanted to tell you, you have no idea how badly I wanted to. When we were in Florida, I tried to...
Evan: Florida? How long have you known?
In episode 3x04
The Shaw/Hank Redemption, While in Florida for their father's parole hearing, Evan tells Hank he is going to propose to Paige and Hank surprises him by being less than enthusiastic, knowing that Paige is keeping something from Evan.