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Royal Pains: A Little Art, A Little Science

An art collector seeks Hank's help when he starts fainting whenever he views one of his prize paintings; Divya's second job at Hamptons Heritage begins to wear her down, affecting her judgement; Hank continues to try to help Paige's mother, over her husband's objection.

Episode Info

Episode number: 3x10
Production Number: RP310
Airdate: Wednesday August 31st, 2011


Guest Stars
Wilmer ValderramaWilmer Valderrama
As Eric Kassabian
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Collins
Bob GuntonBob Gunton
As General William Collins
Kyle HowardKyle Howard
As Dr. Paul Van Dyke
Lisa BanesLisa Banes
As Ellen Collins
Constance ZimmerConstance Zimmer
As Dr. Abby Burton
Sheetal ShethSheetal Sheth
As Raina Saluja

Co-Guest Stars
Kate LevyKate Levy
As Dr. Froash (Dr. Wendy Froash)
John PalumboJohn Palumbo
As guard
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


The Collins' campaign fund raiser is ramping down and Paige indicates her father, “The General”, is now within 5 points of the leader. The group discusses the campaign schedule and one of the stops is a book signing in the city. The General asks his wife Ellen if she wants to go but she declines. Paige steps forward and offers to accompany her father and he agrees and invites Evan to come too...

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Episode Notes
Episode viewers (millions): 5.4

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Amy StroupAlas We AspireEllen receives treatment
Andrew VincentAmbassador Bridge 
John Philip SousaWashington Post March 
Pauline CrozeTitaHank arrives at Eric's party
Ted Leo and The PharmacistsBottled in CorkDivya back and forth from Raina to Riley

Episode Quotes
Hank: (speaking about Evan) He's still pissed at me for keeping him in the dark about Paige's mom.
Divya: It's a tough one, for both of you.
Hank: Yeah I still feel awful about it, I mean we've never kept secrets from each other.
Divya: Eventually Evan is going to see that you were only trying to help a family in need. He can't blame you for that. Listen sometimes, sometimes secrets are necessary.

Hank: So, tell me what happened?
Eric: Do you want the long version?
Hank: The longer the better.
Eric: So I opened the curtain and fainted.
Hank: Can you repeat that, slowly?
visual: Both laugh.

Hank: So what, did I do something else wrong?
Evan: You did pretty much everything wrong, Hank.
Hank: Okay.
Evan: Except for one thing.
Hank: And what's that?
Evan: Ellen, she's definitely not well, so you were right about that part.

Hank: What about the prescription I left, and the appointment I made for her with doctor...
Evan: Ellen's tried every drug, she's tried every type of counseling there is basically. If she's going to try treatment again it's gotta be something new.
Hank: Right.
Evan: She needs hope, like real hope.
Hank: I happen to have an old friend who specializes in that area.

Divya: What's in the city?
Jill: My successor, at least I think so. I just need to convince him.
Divya: Well good luck trying to replace yourself.

Hank: But, Mr. Kassabian is diabetic, so...
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: No oral or IV steroids, yeah yeah.
Hank: Direct nerve injection only.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Dr. Lawson, despite my boyish good looks, this isn't my first day playing doctor.
Hank: It isn't mine either which is why I double check the important stuff.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: We will send him back to you just the way we found him, I promise.

Evan: Thank you sir, I'm parched.
visual: Starts coughing after drinking from the cup The General gave him.
Evan: I thought that was water.
General William Collins: Well, Scotch has some water.
Evan: You trying to kill me sir? Again?
General William Collins: No. I'm trying to thank you. This was a big success, and you were surprisingly competent.

Hank: Your wife is at Brooklyn Heights Mercy Hospital, getting prepped for E.C.T.
Evan: And now he's been looped in.
General William Collins: She doesn't need that treatment.
Hank: Sir, she does.
General William Collins: You don't even know her!
Paige: Daddy, I have spent too long standing in for her at photo ops, and dinners and book signings, too long protecting you from the truth. Now it's time to protect Mom!

Episode Goofs
Hank is wearing sterile gloves while he stitches Eric's wound. He then removes them and uses a diabetes testing device to prick his finger to get a blood sample. A medical professional would never do this.

Cultural References
While in the city, Jill needs to parallel park her car in a very tight spot. Luckily, she is driving a Toyota Prius which has automatic parallel parking, an obvious commercial within the show.

Episode References
Hank: (to Divya, speaking about Evan) He's still pissed at me for keeping him in the dark about Paige's mom.

In episode 3x09 Me First, Evan finally discovers a secret Paige has been hiding about her mother, a secret Hank knew first.

Evan: (speaking to Paige's father) You trying to kill me sir? Again?

Evan is referring to episode 2x09 Frenemies, where he and The General go hunting and Evan accidentally ends up getting shot in the backside.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorJohn P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
Executive ProducerJeff Kwatinetz  |  Paul Frank  |  Rich Frank  |  Andrew Lenchewski  |  Michael Rauch
Co-Executive ProducerConstance M. Burge  |  Carol Flint  |  Kerry Orent  |  Jon Sherman
ProducerKathy Ciric  |  Antonia Ellis (1)
Co-ProducerJessica Ball (2)  |  Mark Feuerstein  |  Irv Danesh
Consulting ProducerJack Bernstein
Associate ProducerMargo Johnston
EditorDaniel Valverde
CastingBonnie Finnegan  |  Steven Jacobs (2)
Unit Production ManagerKathy Ciric
First Assistant DirectorEric Yellin
Second Assistant DirectorDeanna Leslie
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider  |  Oliver Hild
Costume DesignerCaroline Duncan
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorCarlos Guerra  |  Michael Caracciolo  |  Oliver Cary
Set DecoratorMila Khalevich
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerBrian Miksis
Script SupervisorDeirdre Horgan Aska
Production CoordinatorBrette Billow
Script CoordinatorHelen Berger
Assistant EditorMarnee Meyer  |  Matthew S. Nickelson
Supervising Sound EditorLouis Bertini
Re-Recording MixerBob Chefalas
LeadmanChris Vogt
GafferSteve Ramsey
On-Line EditorPat Kelleher
Director of PhotographyJoseph R. Collins
Story EditorSimran Baidwan
Stunt CoordinatorCort Hessler
Production SupervisorPeter Sabat
Art DirectorKevin Rupnik
Assistant Production CoordinatorJohn Sesumi
ConsultantJohn P. Rogers
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Art Department CoordinatorMichael Dicenzo
Visual Effects SupervisorLuke DiTommaso
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett  |  Randall Balsmeyer
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Casting AssociateCandice Alustiza
Original CastingSusie Farris
Post SupervisorSam Friedlander
ColoristRoger Doran
Assistant To The Executive ProducerPriscilla Crowe  |  Laurie Ferneau  |  Woody Strassner  |  Teresa Ingram  |  Chris Luttrell
Assistant Costume DesignerJessica Glenn
Assistant To The Co-executive ProducerCharlie Kessler
Costume CoordinatorShana Goldberger
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Hilton
Digital Imaging TechnicianDavid Satin
Post CoordinatorDavid McElfresh
Special Effects Make-upCraig Lindberg
Wardrobe SupervisorShelby Saboy
Charge Scenic ArtistJoseph Garzero
TailorMarie Seifts
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
"A" Camera First AssistantJohn R. MacDonald
Loop Group CoordinatorSondra James
Background CastingGrant Wilfley
"B" Camera First AssistantMalcolm A. Purnell
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Background Casting AssociateJoanna Vanadia
On-set CostumerSarah Cuno  |  Denise Andres
Costume PACatherine Hunt (1)  |  Taylor Smith
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