Episode Quotes
Evan: Three does sound like a nice number.
Paige Collins: Yeah, I've always wanted three. Are we still talking about dogs?
Evan: Doesn't sound like it, does it?
Evan: I'm sorry. Divya did what!
Hank: She was working at Hamptons Heritage and she gave the wrong meds to Eric Kassabian.
Evan: Hold on a second, what.. since when does Divya work at Hamptons Heritage?
Hank: I don't know, we didn't discuss that.
Evan: Why would she work there? Why would she work there and not tell us?
Hank: I don't know, and I don't know. We didn't discuss that either.
Evan: Well what, what did you discuss?
Hank: She said she resigned from the hospital after the incident.
Evan: And then what did you say?
Hank: Nothing.
Evan: What!
Hank: Ev, we were in the middle of celebrating your engagement, I didn't want to discuss it.
Evan: Well, we'll discuss it right now. That's what staff meetings are for, right?
Hank: No, I don't want you harassing her with questions. We know Divya, we know she feels bad enough about what happened, she doesn't need to be tormented by you.
Evan: I'm not gonna torment her, I'm just gonna get some information, that's it.
Hank: Just leave it alone.
Evan: Wow you must be really angry.
Hank: I'm not angry.
Evan: Seriously, she was keeping a secret job from you and then she almost killed a HankMed patient.
Hank: (to Divya) You were on your own time, not HankMed's. The specifics are between you and Hamptons Heritage and it seems you've resolved it with them so... matter resolved.
Hank: It's normal to feel nervous, your life is changing.
Evan: In a good way!
Hank: I know.
Evan: So how come my body doesn't know?
Hank: Good luck Ev, gotta run.
Hank: This does look like a bite but... bedbugs usually bite in lines or clusters, this looks more like a cone nose.
Paige Collins: That does not sound less gross.
Hank: Oh, well sometimes they're called kissing bugs, 'cause they bite the skin exposed while you're sleeping, usually your face.
Paige Collins: Ohh. Okay, how did we get bugs in our bed?
Hank: Ahh, well they live in wooded areas, sometimes animals can bring them inside, I don't know.
Paige Collins: (looks at Evan) Patton and MacArthur! They've been sleeping with us.
Evan: Our boys have bugs?
Hank: Your hives are probably an allergic reaction to the bites.
Paige Collins: (to Evan) Hives!? Since when do you have hives?
Hank: Wait, you didn't... uhh, sorry dude.
Evan: Did you hear that honey? Kissing Bugs. Even our bugs are romantic.
Hank: Homer was right, I was hurt. I didn't know it but, I was. And just so you know I still think you are the best at what you do.
Divya: Thanks Hank.