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Royal Pains: Bottoms Up

A local theater production of A Midsummer Night's Dream requires the services of HankMed, including a surprising role for Evan.

Episode Info

Episode number: 3x14
Airdate: Wednesday February 08th, 2012

Alternate Airdates:



Guest Stars
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Collins
Kyle HowardKyle Howard
As Dr. Paul Van Dyke
Joanna GarciaJoanna Garcia
As Dr. Nina Greene (as Joanna Garcia Swisher)
Rupak GinnRupak Ginn
As Raj
Thomas CavanaghThomas Cavanagh
As Jack O'Malley
Jake WeberJake Weber
As Gabriel Gleason
Sutton FosterSutton Foster
As Julie Sharp

Co-Guest Stars
Annika BorasAnnika Boras
As K.J. Golen
Tina BenkoTina Benko
As Titania
Korey JacksonKorey Jackson
As Lysander
Spencer AsteSpencer Aste
As Quince
Eleanor HandleyEleanor Handley
As Hippolyta
Edelen McWilliamsEdelen McWilliams
As Box Office Worker
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Jill FlintJill Flint
As Jill Casey
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare


Hank is playing golf with Jack O'Malley, talking about Jack's lupus condition. Jack tells Hank he is fired as his doctor since his insurance can't cover two doctors and he is now seeing Dr. Nina Greene, a specialist. Hank says he wants to stay in the loop regarding Jack's health, but Jack just wants them to just be friends. Jack invites Hank fishing but Hank wants him to take his health more seriously...

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Episode Notes
Nina retrieves baseball scores using the information center of her Camry, another subtle in-show commercial for Toyota.

Episode viewers (millions): 3.21

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Josh Frank (trumpet player)Bottoms Up Fanfare For Trumpet 
Peter BlanchetteThe Weapon Shaw 
Peter BlanchetteArranging Services for Recording Session 
Renaissance EnsembleRenaissance Ensemble (11 recordings) 

Episode Quotes
Jack O'Malley: Want to grab a bite after?
Hank: Uhh, yeah, sure.
Jack O'Malley: By the way, you're fired.

Hank: Is everything okay?
Jack O'Malley: Better than okay because the bluefin tuna are running off of Grant's Island. Want to go fishing tomorrow morning?

Jack O'Malley: You said you wanted to be my friend, be my friend. You know how to be a friend, don't you doc?
Hank: For you Jacky boy, I'll give it a shot.

Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Since you're not working here anymore, you must miss me. Why don't you finally accept a date instead of just bringing me patients?
Divya: I told you...
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: As friends, just friends, a friend date.

Hank: I don't think the cigars and the booze are going to help your performance, or your health.
Gabriel Gleason: Have you seen me perform live?
Hank: No.
Gabriel Gleason: Then how do you know?

Dr. Nina Greene: I assumed you knew.
Hank: No, I didn't.
Dr. Nina Greene: Jack's disease is really progressing fast, Hank.

Evan: England?
Paige Collins: Yeah.
Evan: Well that's not so close.

Hank: Why are you doing that?
Evan: It's called vocalizing.I'm warming up.
Hank: You have one line three hours from now but, nice tunic.

Hank: This sounds like a great opportunity for Paige but you know how she is.
Evan: Pray tell.
Hank: She puts everyone she cares about first.
Evan: This is her decision.
Hank: I bet she can make you believe that.

Raj: Thanks to you, I'm in love for the first time.
Divya: I'm so happy for you.
Raj: I would never have had the courage to end our arrangement. You gave me the chance to move on.

Evan: What's wrong?
Paige Collins: It's Julie, she's taking that job in Stratford and it starts next week. She wants me to join her. You know I'm just gonna let her know right away that I can't...
Evan: You can. You can. Will I miss you? Like crazy. Like, I don't even want to imagine how much. But this is your life, it's our life. You are gonna be in demand because you're awesome. So we better get used to being apart, off and on, hopefully more on than off but, you can't turn this down. I won't let you. It's your midsummer dream.

Cultural References
Hank: Good morning, is everything okay in there?
Dr. Nina Greene: No, no I umm, I just found out that the Mets lost, that's six in a row and now they're trading their number one pitcher.

The New York Mets are a professional baseball team founded in 1962 and playing in Queens, New York City.

Paige Collins: It's not Stratford, Connecticut, it's Stratford-upon-Avon.
Evan: England?

Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire is the birthplace of William Shakespeare and home to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorAndrew Lenchewski  |  John P. Rogers
Executive ProducerAndrew Lenchewski  |  Michael Rauch  |  Rich Frank  |  Paul Frank  |  Jeff Kwatinetz
Co-Executive ProducerKerry Orent  |  Constance M. Burge  |  Carol Flint  |  Jon Sherman
ProducerAntonia Ellis (1)  |  Kathy Ciric
Co-ProducerJessica Ball (2)  |  Irv Danesh  |  Mark Feuerstein
Consulting ProducerJack Bernstein
Associate ProducerSam Friedlander  |  Margo Johnston
Production DesignerKevin Rupnik
EditorCharles McClelland
CastingBonnie Finnegan  |  Steven Jacobs (2)
Unit Production ManagerKathy Ciric
First Assistant DirectorEric Yellin
Second Assistant DirectorDeanna Leslie
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider  |  Oliver Hild
Costume DesignerCaroline Duncan
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorCarlos Guerra  |  Michael Caracciolo  |  Oliver Cary
Set DecoratorMila Khalevich
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterRuth Dipasquale
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerBrian Miksis
Script SupervisorMary A. Kelly
Production CoordinatorBrette Billow
Script CoordinatorHelen Berger
Assistant EditorMatthew S. Nickelson  |  Myles Sorensen
Supervising Sound EditorLouis Bertini
Re-Recording MixerBob Chefalas
LeadmanChris Vogt
GafferSteve Ramsey
On-Line EditorPat Kelleher
Director of PhotographyJoseph R. Collins
Story EditorSimran Baidwan
Stunt CoordinatorCort Hessler
Production SupervisorPeter Sabat
Art DirectorMartin Fahrer
Assistant Production CoordinatorJohn Sesumi
ConsultantJohn P. Rogers
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Art Department CoordinatorMichael Dicenzo
Visual Effects SupervisorLuke DiTommaso
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett  |  Randall Balsmeyer
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Transportation CaptainSteven R. Hammond
Casting AssociateCandice Alustiza
Original CastingSusie Farris
ColoristRoger Doran
Assistant To The Executive ProducerAimee Rivera  |  Priscilla Crowe  |  Sharon Greene  |  Woody Strassner  |  Chris Luttrell
Assistant Costume DesignerJessica Glenn
Assistant To The Co-executive ProducerCharlie Kessler
Assistant AccountantErnesto Alcalde
Hair Department HeadAnna Hilton
Payroll AccountantKariemah Shah
Digital Imaging TechnicianDavid Satin
Post CoordinatorDavid McElfresh
Special Effects Make-upCraig Lindberg
Wardrobe SupervisorShelby Saboy
Charge Scenic ArtistJoseph Garzero
2nd Assistant AccountantAnn Caprio  |  Michael Drew Collins
Accounting ClerkAndrew McGovern  |  Jessica Johnson
Main Title Theme Performed ByThe Blue Van
Set MedicLeslie Collins
"A" Camera First AssistantJohn R. MacDonald
Loop Group CoordinatorSondra James
"B" Camera First AssistantMalcolm A. Purnell
Transportation Co-captainRich Marino
Background Casting AssociateAkiko Shibata  |  Joanna Vanadia
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