Hank: Evan, why would a medical practice endorse an over-eating contest?
Evan: Okay, first of all it is a legitimate competitive sport. Secondly, it's a great idea to promote HankMed at an upscale, community gathering and inform people how we can help them.
Hank: I guess this proves how differently we see things.
Divya: It certainly does.
Divya: What's up with you two? And what happened to the office?
Hank: Divya, Evan and I have reached and impasse in our differences over HankMed so we've decided to suspend our partnership.
Evan: Hank quit!
Jill: You know those shares that you sold to Evan? He used them as leverage.
Divya: He did what?
Jill: Evan took control of HankMed.
Divya: Well I will let you get back to shucking oysters, I'm gonna go shuck Evan!
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Okay, make it ten percent and you got yourself a concierge doctor.
visual: Evan gives in and signs the contract.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I would have settled for five.
Evan: I would have paid fifteen.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: So I can give you ten hours a week.
Evan: Whoa, what? Dude I need you 24/7.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Ahh. Sorry bud. Can't get a full time doctor with part time money.
Divya: Did you buy my shares to use them against Hank?
Evan: What? How could you think that?
Divya: One: you bought my shares; two: you used them against Hank.
Evan: I see how you could think that.
Evan: Thank you for coming, Dr. Sacani.
Dr. Jeremiah Sacani: Oh, ahh, you'll be in touch?
Evan: You know, to be completely honest with you, you're not exactly what I'm looking for.
Hank: We focus on people first, profits second, that's the only type of HankMed I'm interested in.
Divya: Tell me about your accent.
Rosie Novak: What accent? (spoken in a European accent)
Hank: (to Evan) You're truly gifted. You've got the ability to sell anything. I'm happy for you. Without being tied to me, you can finally flourish, wherever your gift takes you, whoever you choose to grace with it.
Dr. Jeremiah Sacani: I thought I wasn't what you were looking for.
Evan: It turns out I was looking for the wrong thing, actually. I was clinging to my past instead of creating my future.
Dr. Jeremiah Sacani: Oh, okay.
Evan: (to Paul)
I was hoping for Jersey Shore the Movie. Life's full of disappointments.
is a reality television series airing on MTV that follows the lives of eight housemates spending their summer in New Jersey.
Evan: Why do you say that like I think we're running a Hooters franchise?
Hooters is a restaurant whose waiting staff are primarily young, attractive waitresses usually referred to simply as "Hooter Girls" whose revealing outfits and sex appeal is played up and is a primary component of the company's image.