Episode Info
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Episode number: 4x8 Production Number: RP408 Airdate: Wednesday August 01st, 2012 Alternate Airdates:
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Co-Guest Stars
Main Cast
Recap
HankMed is having their morning staff meeting without a few key members. Dr. Sacani is away at a conference and as Hank wonders where Dr. Paul Van Dyke is, he stumbles in, obviously drunk. Evan volunteers to sober him up while Paige starts rescheduling his patients with the exception of one patient that Divya will cover. Hank and Divya leave to see Divya's friend Tom Fancy, a veterinarian specializing in large animals. Tom insists his problems are just stress related, but Hank insists on running lab tests to make sure...Read the full recap
Episode Notes
This episode reveals a softer, more vulnerable side to Dr. Paul Van Dyke, in direct opposition to his carefree persona he has shown in the past, to Divya in particular.
Episode viewers (millions, Live + Same Day): 2.96
Episode Quotes
Hank: What about Dr. Sacani?
Paige: Oh, he is giving a paper at a conference on waterborne infectious diseases.
Evan: Now, there's a party where you don't want to get thrown in the pool.
Paige: Oh, he is giving a paper at a conference on waterborne infectious diseases.
Evan: Now, there's a party where you don't want to get thrown in the pool.
Hank: (as Dr. Van Dyke stumbles in) Is he drunk?
Paige: He smells like a Jolly Rancher fell in a can of paint thinner.
Divya: Apple martinis... that's his drink.
Paige: He smells like a Jolly Rancher fell in a can of paint thinner.
Divya: Apple martinis... that's his drink.
Hank: (to Christina) First, breakfast and business, now a barber and a bloodletting? Does this guy ever do just one thing at a time?
Dmitry Vasilyev: A man who has too many hours in his day is a man who has too little money in his pocket.
Hank: This is a Russian saying?
Dmitry Vasilyev: Rockefeller.
Dmitry Vasilyev: A man who has too many hours in his day is a man who has too little money in his pocket.
Hank: This is a Russian saying?
Dmitry Vasilyev: Rockefeller.
Hank: (talking about solutions for Dmitry's healthcare) Until I can offer you more, I suggest you delay the meeting.
Boris: No, not an option. A trigger cannot be un-pulled.
Hank: Well, then, I'll keep thinking.
Boris: Well, think fast, and I'll trust in your ability to handle it.
Boris: No, not an option. A trigger cannot be un-pulled.
Hank: Well, then, I'll keep thinking.
Boris: Well, think fast, and I'll trust in your ability to handle it.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Look, there's nothing to tell. I went to that dive bar over on 4th, and I had too much.
Evan: You do that a lot?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: How is that your business?
Evan: It's my business because you make it my business. These are business hours, and you are a doctor who came to work intoxicated. So I need a better explanation than, "Ooh, I drank too much."
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Well, I'm sorry but, I drank too much.
Evan: Then I'm sorry, but you're fired.
Evan: You do that a lot?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: How is that your business?
Evan: It's my business because you make it my business. These are business hours, and you are a doctor who came to work intoxicated. So I need a better explanation than, "Ooh, I drank too much."
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Well, I'm sorry but, I drank too much.
Evan: Then I'm sorry, but you're fired.
Hank: Tom, I want to do a G.I. series with contrast.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, then I hope you brought an x-ray.
visual: Tom is x-rayed on site.
Dr. Tom Fancy: I can't believe you brought an x-ray!
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, then I hope you brought an x-ray.
visual: Tom is x-rayed on site.
Dr. Tom Fancy: I can't believe you brought an x-ray!
Hank: Tom, I'll treat Beulah. How do I treat Beulah?
Dr. Tom Fancy: You're a people doctor, Hank. It's different.
Hank: All right, so talk me through it.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, you need to give her an antibiotic injection.
Hank: That's not so different.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Into her teat canal.
Hank: That's different.
Dr. Tom Fancy: You're a people doctor, Hank. It's different.
Hank: All right, so talk me through it.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, you need to give her an antibiotic injection.
Hank: That's not so different.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Into her teat canal.
Hank: That's different.
visual: Paul is referring to his pet rabbit, but Evan and Paige thinks he is speaking about a girl.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I don't want to let her go.
Evan: Of course you don't.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: But I also know that's crazy. She is 15.
Evan: Of course... what!!?
Paige: Fired! Fired, Fired, Fired!
Evan: Hold on. So she's 15?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Yeah. And most rabbits only live like, 8 to 12 years.
Evan: Rabbits?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I don't want to let her go.
Evan: Of course you don't.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: But I also know that's crazy. She is 15.
Evan: Of course... what!!?
Paige: Fired! Fired, Fired, Fired!
Evan: Hold on. So she's 15?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Yeah. And most rabbits only live like, 8 to 12 years.
Evan: Rabbits?
Evan: One of these days I really need to stop worrying about what you think.
Hank: No you don't.
Hank: No you don't.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: And so, I return you now Ronnie, from whence you came.
Hank: Bunnies don't come from the ocean.
Paige: Just roll with it.
Divya: Is... is this even legal?
Paige: Evan has a permit.
Evan: No I don't.
Paige: You said you applied for one.
Evan: I did. In six to eight weeks we'll see if it was approved.
Hank: Bunnies don't come from the ocean.
Paige: Just roll with it.
Divya: Is... is this even legal?
Paige: Evan has a permit.
Evan: No I don't.
Paige: You said you applied for one.
Evan: I did. In six to eight weeks we'll see if it was approved.
Cultural References
Paige: He smells like a Jolly Rancher fell in a can of paint thinner.
Jolly Rancher is a brand of hard candy that comes in many fruit flavors.
Jolly Rancher is a brand of hard candy that comes in many fruit flavors.
Evan: Isn't that from Fight Club?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I can't talk about that.
Fight Club was a 1999 movie where the first rule is not to talk about Fight Club.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I can't talk about that.
Fight Club was a 1999 movie where the first rule is not to talk about Fight Club.
Episode References
Hank: (to Dmitry) I'd like to do another therapeutic phlebotomy.
In episode 4x07, Fools Russian, Hank diagnosed Dmitry with a blood disorder that requires Dmitry to have small amounts of blood drained from his body on a regular basis.
In episode 4x07, Fools Russian, Hank diagnosed Dmitry with a blood disorder that requires Dmitry to have small amounts of blood drained from his body on a regular basis.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | Andrew Lenchewski | John P. Rogers |
| • Executive Producer | Constance M. Burge | Andrew Lenchewski | Michael Rauch | Rich Frank | Paul Frank | Jeff Kwatinetz |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Jack Bernstein | Kerry Orent | Carol Flint | Jon Sherman |
| • Supervising Producer | Jessica Ball (2) |
| • Producer | Antonia Ellis | Kathy Ciric | Mark Feuerstein |
| • Associate Producer | Jeff Drayer | Margo Johnston |
| • Editor | Charles McClelland |
| • Casting | Steven Jacobs (2) | Bonnie Finnegan |
| • Unit Production Manager | Kathy Ciric |
| • First Assistant Director | Eric Yellin |
| • Second Assistant Director | Deanna Leslie |
| • Music | James S. Levine |
| • Music Editor | Lesley Langs |
| • Music Supervisor | Oliver Hild | Alicen Catron Schneider |
| • Costume Designer | Caroline Duncan |
| • Key Grip | Sal Lanza |
| • Camera Operator | Carlos Guerra | Mike Carraciolo |
| • Set Decorator | Mila Khalevich |
| • Location Manager | Michael Fucci |
| • Property Master | Ruth Dipasquale |
| • Construction Coordinator | Ronnie A. Petagna Jr. |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Brian Miksis |
| • Script Supervisor | Deirdre Horgan Aska |
| • Production Coordinator | Brette Billow |
| • Script Coordinator | Helen Berger |
| • Assistant Editor | Marnee Meyer | Myles Sorensen | Matthew S. Nickelson |
| • Post Production Supervisor | Sean Varga |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Louis Bertini |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Bob Chefalas |
| • Leadman | Chris Vogt |
| • Gaffer | Steve Ramsey |
| • On-Line Editor | Pat Kelleher |
| • Director of Photography | Joseph R. Collins |
| • Story Editor | Simran Baidwan | Aubrey Villalobos |
| • Stunt Coordinator | Cort Hessler |
| • Production Supervisor | Peter Sabat |
| • Art Director | Ted Lefevre |
| • Assistant Production Coordinator | John Sesumi | Ryan Wilson |
| • Post Production Coordinator | David McElfresh |
| • Medical Advisor | Audie Liametz | Barry Rosenthal |
| • Consultant | John P. Rogers |
| • Makeup Department Head | Francesca Buccellato |
| • Art Department Coordinator | Alyson Wellins Lewin |
| • Visual Effects Supervisor | Luke DiTommaso |
| • Main Title Design | Randall Balsmeyer | J. John Corbett |
| • Production Accountant | Lynda Van Damm |
| • Transportation Captain | Steven R. Hammond |
| • Casting Associate | Sabrina Hyman |
| • Original Casting | Susie Farris |
| • Colorist | Roger Doran |
| • Assistant To The Executive Producer | Woody Strassner | Steve Lerner | Yvette Gonzalez | Chris Luttrell |
| • Assistant Costume Designer | Jared B. Leese |
| • Assistant To The Co-executive Producer | Charlie Kessler |
| • Assistant Accountant | Michael Drew Collins |
| • Hair Department Head | Anita Roganovic |
| • Digital Imaging Technician | Lewis Rothenberg |
| • Special Effects Make-up | Craig Lindberg |
| • Wardrobe Supervisor | Kenn Hamilton |
| • Charge Scenic Artist | Joseph Garzero |
| • Main Title Theme Performed By | The Blue Van |
| • "a" Camera First Assistant | John R. Macdonald |
| • Loop Group Coordinator | Sondra James |
| • Background Casting | Grant Wilfley |
| • "b" Camera First Assistant | Malcolm A. Purnell |
| • Transportation Co-captain | Peter Clores |
| • Background Casting Associate | Joanna Vanadia |
| • Construction Shop Foreman | Louis J. Porzio |
| • Key Construction Grip | John Brush |
| • Best Boy Construction Grip | Don Zappia |
| • Shop Electrician | Fred Cohen |
| • Key Carpenter | Joseph S. Patire |
| • Construction Pa | Madeline Kossman |
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