Hank: What about Dr. Sacani?
Paige: Oh, he is giving a paper at a conference on waterborne infectious diseases.
Evan: Now, there's a party where you don't want to get thrown in the pool.
Hank: (as Dr. Van Dyke stumbles in) Is he drunk?
Paige: He smells like a Jolly Rancher fell in a can of paint thinner.
Divya: Apple martinis... that's his drink.
Hank: (to Christina) First, breakfast and business, now a barber and a bloodletting? Does this guy ever do just one thing at a time?
Dmitry Vasilyev: A man who has too many hours in his day is a man who has too little money in his pocket.
Hank: This is a Russian saying?
Dmitry Vasilyev: Rockefeller.
Hank: (talking about solutions for Dmitry's healthcare) Until I can offer you more, I suggest you delay the meeting.
Boris: No, not an option. A trigger cannot be un-pulled.
Hank: Well, then, I'll keep thinking.
Boris: Well, think fast, and I'll trust in your ability to handle it.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Look, there's nothing to tell. I went to that dive bar over on 4th, and I had too much.
Evan: You do that a lot?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: How is that your business?
Evan: It's my business because you make it my business. These are business hours, and you are a doctor who came to work intoxicated. So I need a better explanation than, "Ooh, I drank too much."
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Well, I'm sorry but, I drank too much.
Evan: Then I'm sorry, but you're fired.
Hank: Tom, I want to do a G.I. series with contrast.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, then I hope you brought an x-ray.
visual: Tom is x-rayed on site.
Dr. Tom Fancy: I can't believe you brought an x-ray!
Hank: Tom, I'll treat Beulah. How do I treat Beulah?
Dr. Tom Fancy: You're a people doctor, Hank. It's different.
Hank: All right, so talk me through it.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Well, you need to give her an antibiotic injection.
Hank: That's not so different.
Dr. Tom Fancy: Into her teat canal.
Hank: That's different.
visual: Paul is referring to his pet rabbit, but Evan and Paige thinks he is speaking about a girl.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: I don't want to let her go.
Evan: Of course you don't.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: But I also know that's crazy. She is 15.
Evan: Of course... what!!?
Paige: Fired! Fired, Fired, Fired!
Evan: Hold on. So she's 15?
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: Yeah. And most rabbits only live like, 8 to 12 years.
Evan: One of these days I really need to stop worrying about what you think.
Hank: No you don't.
Dr. Paul Van Dyke: And so, I return you now Ronnie, from whence you came.
Hank: Bunnies don't come from the ocean.
Paige: Just roll with it.
Divya: Is... is this even legal?
Paige: Evan has a permit.
Evan: No I don't.
Paige: You said you applied for one.
Evan: I did. In six to eight weeks we'll see if it was approved.