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Royal Pains: Sand Legs

Hank's dedication to his new patient has consequences with Harper. Divya learns something about Rafa that jeopardizes their future. Paige learns the truth about Lou.

Episode Info


Episode number: 4x14
Production Number: RP414
Airdate: Wednesday September 19th, 2012


Alternate Airdates:

United Kingdom Oct 06, 2013

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Guest Stars
Ben ShenkmanBen Shenkman
As Dr. Jeremiah Sacani
Recurring
Ben ShenkmanBen Shenkman
As Dr. Jeremiah Sacani
Recurring
Rosanna ArquetteRosanna Arquette
As Louise "Lou" Hunter
Recurring
Kat FosterKat Foster
As Dr. Harper Kubelick
Recurring
Mark IvanirMark Ivanir
As Dmitry Vasilyev
Recurring
Khotan FernandezKhotan Fernandez
As Rafa
Recurring
Justine LupeJustine Lupe
As Cameron Krissy
Jordan GelberJordan Gelber
As Howard Katz

Co-Guest Stars
John Hans TesterJohn Hans Tester
As Udo
Recurring
John Hans TesterJohn Hans Tester
As Udo
Recurring
Tanya WhiteTanya White
As Aubrey Powers
Christal Marie EngleChristal Marie Engle
As Jessica Slater
Dierdre ReimoldDierdre Reimold
As Georgette
Dierdre ReimoldDierdre Reimold
As Georgette
Rachel HilsonRachel Hilson
As Niece 1
Cheyenne CarterCheyenne Carter
As Niece 2
Cheyenne CarterCheyenne Carter
As Niece 2
Zach BandlerZach Bandler
As PA (Personal Assistant)
Zach BandlerZach Bandler
As PA (Personal Assistant)
Meredith ZinnerMeredith Zinner
As Make-Up
Meredith ZinnerMeredith Zinner
As Make-Up
Stephen OwenStephen Owen
As Referee
Main Cast
Mark FeuersteinMark Feuerstein
As Hank Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Paulo CostanzoPaulo Costanzo
As Evan Roth Lawson
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare
Reshma ShettyReshma Shetty
As Divya Katdare
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Adele Collins
Brooke DBrooke D'Orsay
As Paige Adele Collins
Campbell ScottCampbell Scott
As Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz
Campbell ScottCampbell Scott
As Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz

Recap

Hank and Evan as HankMed are supporting a local volleyball tournament. Harper is there too and the subject of her family reunion comes up. Evan jokingly suggest Harper take Hank along and all are surprised when Harper agrees. When Hank notices one of the volleyball players, Cameron Krissy, coughing rather severely, he offers his services but is refused. Cameron is trying to turn pro and can't be bothered with a simple cough...

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Episode Notes
Cameron is suffering from Pneumonia, an inflammatory lung condition characterized by pleural effusion, a collection of fluid in the space that surrounds the lungs.

Episode viewers (millions, Live + Same Day): 4.23



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Late LightsGreat Mountain FirePaige bumps into Lou in town


Episode Quotes
visual: Harper hits a volleyball.
Hank: Bam! Is there anything you don't do well at the beach?
Harper: Not in front of your brother.

Louise "Lou" Hunter: When I told you I went to rehab, that was the truth. I was serious
about turning my life around. The only addiction I have now is green tea.
Paige: I'm sorry I doubted you.

Hank: That guy (Howard Katz) had "whale" written all over him.
Evan: What that guy has written all over him, you don't want to be reading.
Hank: Well, yeah, he's a little cliche, but I mean...
Evan: No, look, Henry, I... I do know him, okay? From the city. That guy lost a lot of people a lot of money. We do not want him as a client. We don't even want him as a patient. Trust me.

Paige: I just had a great conversation with Lou.
Evan: Lou called you?
Paige: No, I bumped into her in town.
Evan: Just coincidentally, you bumped into her?
Paige: Totally.
Evan: Hmm.

Dmitry Vasilyev: You're still mad at me, eh?
Boris: Not everyone is used to you pulling a gun on them, Dima.
Hank: Oh, so he does that a lot.
Boris: Only when he wants to make a point.
Dmitry Vasilyev: And the point we made, didn't we, Boris?
Boris: It appears we may have.

Louise "Lou" Hunter: (to Paige) Last summer, I hired a private investigator. I gave him about half of my money, and a DNA sample. And then I never heard from him again. I took him for some huckster. He... he... he called me about an hour ago. There's a woman in Michigan that he found. Her DNA matches mine. I am so sorry, Paige. I'm not your mother.

Divya: Do you have a wife and child in Argentina?
Rafa: Who told you that?
Divya: Is it true?
Rafa: I do have a child. With an ex-girlfriend, not a wife. But I suppose that's not the point.
Divya: You lied to me.
Rafa: No. No, I never lied.
Divya: Every time you looked at me and said those suave little things you said, you lied to me.
Rafa: We only met recently, and I didn't know where this was going. So, I didn't want to mention it yet. It felt like too much too soon.
Divya: Do you know what this feels like?
Rafa: If I were to mention my son immediately to every woman I slept with, I...
Divya: So, that's what I am. Just... One of those.
Rafa: No.
Divya: Or should I say... That's what I was.

Hank: Turns out it was just pneumonia. In fact, Cameron and her partner won the whole tournament.
Harper: Wow, that's great. She must've been happy you were there for her.
Hank: Yeah.

Evan: So... you came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought I did. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.
Evan: Well... Yeah, I mean, it... it was a big step.
Hank: I thought I blew a major call today. Turns out I blew two.

Evan: Paige Collins, I want to marry you. And I want to do it as soon as humanly possible.
Paige: Okay, but what about school, and what about...
Evan: I agree, we can come up with 50 reasons why it's a crazy idea. We only need one reason to just do it anyway.
Paige: Well, I've always wanted a December wedding, but...
Evan: So, why wait till next December? There's one coming up in a few months. I mean it. (Paige hugs him) Does that mean yes?
Paige: Yes!



Cultural References
Evan: What are the unofficial sports?
Harper: We like our Bocce ball beer fest. And our Parcheesi pizza contest gets downright ugly when grandma's competitive streak comes out.

Bocce is a ball sport related to lawn bowling. Parcheesi is an American board game adapted from the Indian game Pachisi.

Paige: Once I start art school, I won't have any time to plan.
Louise "Lou" Hunter: Art school.
Paige: Parsons.

Parsons The New School For Design is a private art college located in New York City.



Episode References
Dmitry Vasilyev: You're still mad at me, eh?
Boris: Not everyone is used to you pulling a gun on them, Dima.

In episode 4x13, Something Fishy This Way Comes, Dmitry pointed a gun at Hank to try to make him get in the boat and leave an injured child behind.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorJohn P. Rogers  |  Andrew Lenchewski
Executive ProducerMichael Rauch  |  Paul Frank  |  Jeff Kwatinetz  |  Constance M. Burge  |  Andrew Lenchewski  |  Rich Frank
Co-Executive ProducerCarol Flint  |  Kerry Orent
Supervising ProducerJessica Ball (2)
ProducerMark Feuerstein  |  Antonia Ellis (1)  |  Kathy Ciric
Associate ProducerMargo Johnston
EditorGary Levy
CastingBonnie Finnegan  |  Steven Jacobs (2)
Unit Production ManagerKathy Ciric
First Assistant DirectorEric Yellin
Second Assistant DirectorDeanna Leslie
Staff WriterRichard Albrecht
MusicJames S. Levine
Music EditorLesley Langs
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider
Costume DesignerJulian Day  |  Victoria Skinner
Key GripSal Lanza
Camera OperatorMichael Caracciolo
Set DecoratorMila Khalevich
Location ManagerMichael Fucci
Property MasterMax Sherwood
Construction CoordinatorRonnie A. Petagna Jr.
Production Sound MixerBrian Miksis
Production CoordinatorBrette Billow
Assistant EditorMyles Sorensen
Post Production SupervisorSean Varga
Supervising Sound EditorLouis Bertini
Re-Recording MixerBob Chefalas
GafferSteve Ramsey
On-Line EditorPat Kelleher
Story EditorSimran Baidwan
Stunt CoordinatorCort Hessler
Production SupervisorPeter Sabat
Assistant Production CoordinatorJohn Sesumi  |  Ryan Wilson
Medical AdvisorAudie Liametz  |  Barry Rosenthal
Special EffectsZak Knight
Script EditorClaire Hirsch
ConsultantStan Lee  |  John P. Rogers
Boom OperatorDave Pastecchi
Makeup Department Head Francesca Buccellato
Art Department CoordinatorMichael Dicenzo
Main Title DesignJ. John Corbett
Production AccountantLynda Van Damm
Casting AssociateSabrina Hyman
Original CastingSusie Farris
ColoristRoger Doran
Assistant To The Executive ProducerYvette Gonzalez  |  Caty Zick  |  Steve Lerner
Assistant Costume DesignerJared B. Leese
Assistant To The Co-executive ProducerCharlie Kessler
Assistant AccountantMichael Drew Collins
Hair Department HeadAnita Roganovic
Digital Imaging TechnicianLewis Rothenberg
Special Effects Make-upCraig Lindberg
Wardrobe SupervisorKenn Hamilton
Sound UtilityKarl Wasserman
"A" Camera First AssistantJohn R. MacDonald
Loop Group CoordinatorSondra James
Transportation Co-captainPeter Clores
Key MakeupBrenna McGuire
Key HairThom Gonzales
Avp ConsultantHans Stolfus
 
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