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Season 1

Unaired Pilot

Unaired
A piece of advice given to the recently engaged Jennifer and Chris causes an argument between Jeff and Audrey.
Guest Stars: Jama Williamson as Sarah
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tom Hertz

1 :01x01 - Pilot

Feb/05/2007
Audrey and Jeff welcome the newly engaged Jennifer and Adam to an art exhibit as well as offer pieces of advice about marriage. Also, Audrey sets up Russell with one of her friends, believing that she can change his mind about married life.
Guest Stars: Audra Blaser as Candy | Smith Cho as Sarah | Lauren Stamile as Karen | Gloria LeRoy as Margaret | Don Perry as Henry | Bradford N. Smith as Art show viewer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tom Hertz

2 :01x02 - The Birthday Deal

Feb/12/2007
Though he's unhappy that Audrey spent more than usual for his birthday party, Jeff wants to stay on her good side to ensure he gets his yearly birthday deal.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sharon Brathwaite as Waitress | James Castle Stevens as Waiter
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tom Hertz

3 :01x03 - Young and the Restless

Feb/19/2007
Audrey bets Jeff that he can't score a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Jeff can't take his eyes off Russell's latest hot date when they meet her at the diner, much to Audrey's dismay and embarrassment. Later, when Jeff tries to reassure her that he would never go for a younger woman, Audrey tells him that even if he wanted one, he's too old to get one, and the wager ensues. Meanwhile, Jennifer wants to get rid of their bed because Oliver bought it with an ex-girlfriend.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Maitland Ward as Dani | Candace Kroslak as Beth | Rachelle Wood as Tawney | Lauren Rose Lewis as Bonnie
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Jon Sherman

4 :01x04 - Game On

Feb/26/2007
Jeff tries to make up to Audrey by inviting her to floor seats at a Knicks game. But, when it comes time to get ready she can't decide what to wear and Jeff accuses her of caring more about what she looks like than about him. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer argue over how their money is spent now that they are engaged and living together.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Tammin Sursok as Women | David Pearl (2) as Bar Patron
Director: Ted Wass

5 :01x05 - Kids

Mar/05/2007
When Russell accidentally runs into Constance, the older woman from his past, he decides he must demonstrate his physical prowess and right his previous wrong. Adam and Jennifer plan a weekend in the country. Jeff and Audrey visit a fertility doctor.
Guest Stars: Jessica Walter as Constance | Richard McGonagle as Doctor | Cyndi Martino as Rental Agent
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

6 :01x06 - Hard Day's Night

Mar/12/2007
Jeff doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" when Jennifer gave him a massage after helping Jennifer move her couch.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Andrea Silvers as Ms. O'Brien (Teacher) | Colby Paul as Bully
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

7 :01x07 - Jeff's Wooby

Mar/19/2007
Audrey starts to regret that she made Jeff's favorite t-shirts into a quilt when he can't get enough of it.

Source: CBS.com
Guest Stars: Maggie Lawson as Jesse | Jessica Rey as Polynesian Waitress | Marc Goldsmith as Party Guy | Larisa Miller as Woman
Director: Ted Wass

Season 2

8 :02x01 - Flirting with Disaster

Sep/24/2007
After Jeff's snoring keeps Audrey up all night, they decide to sleep in separate bedrooms, however, Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Rachel Boston as Amy
Director: Gary Halvorson

9 :02x02 - Audrey's Sister

Oct/01/2007
When Russell finds out that Audrey's sister, Barbara, is having problems in her marriage, he takes her out - which infuriates Audrey, who is convinced he will use a sleazy trick to try and get her sister to sleep with him.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Heather Locklear as Barbara
Director: Ted Wass

10 :02x03 - Mr. Fix It

Oct/08/2007
Jeff tries to help a situation Audrey has with one of their neighbors by confronting the issue head on, but soon discovers he may have done more harm that good. Russell meets his phone date FTF.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Alden as Jill
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Tom Hertz

11 :02x04 - Guy Code

Oct/15/2007
Jeff asks Audrey to be silent about his friend's infidelity, telling her that it's part of the “guy code.” Adam's pretty new assistant is incompetent, but he won't fire her.
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Mike Haukom

12 :02x05 - Bag Ladies

Oct/22/2007
Russell dates a “bag lady” and experiences the pitfalls of the relationship; Adam gives into Jennifer's wishes and gets a “man bag”; and Jeff and Audrey try to start rumors about their own sex life, but are upset when no one cares.
Director: Gail Mancuso

13 :02x06 - Old School Jeff

Oct/29/2007
Jeff skips a wedding to spend a night out with the guys, and Audrey worries that he'll get drunk and do something embarrassing.
Director: Gary Halvorson

14 :02x07 - Engagement Party

Nov/05/2007
Heather Locklear returns as Barbara, Audrey's sister who makes a visit and announces she is getting a divorce, giving Russell an idea that he has a chance with her. Meanwhile Adam and Jennifer register for engagement gifts.
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Tom Hertz

15 :02x08 - Fix Ups & Downs

Nov/12/2007
Adam and Jeff make some money playing matchmaker for Jennifer and Audrey, but the results of their hook-ups are a disaster. Russell is captivated by the glimpse of a beautiful woman on an elevator.
Director: Gary Halvorson

16 :02x09 - A Visit from Fay

Nov/19/2007
Jennifer's patience is worn thin when Adam's mother comes for a visit. Meanwhile, being without a TV makes Jeff and Audrey learn to entertain themselves.
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Carol Leifer

17 :02x10 - Time Share

Apr/14/2008
Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey. However, the catch is that both couples must sit through a timeshare sales talk in order to get a good deal. If that wasn't bad enough, Adam and Jennifer soon learn the real reason they were invited.
Guest Stars: Mike Siegel as Sales Guy | Sean Abbott as Employee | Carla Toutz as Debra
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tom Hertz

18 :02x11 - Jen at Work

Apr/21/2008
Adam and Jennifer learn that living together and working together aren't the best mix when Adam hires Jennifer to freelance for his company. Meanwhile, Jeff finds that his virility has increased after Jennifer gives him and Audrey a fertility idol.
Guest Stars: Richard McGonagle as Doctor | Kim Delgado as Client | Marisa Petroro as Crystal
Director: Gail Mancuso

19 :02x12 - Optimal Male

Apr/28/2008
With his life insurance physical exam only a few days away, Jeff struggles to lose weight to be eligible for the "optimal male" category of fitness. Meanwhile, Jennifer is jealous after Adam bumps into an ex-girlfriend.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Valerie Azlynn as Stacy | Josie Davis as Clarissa | Teddy Sears as Drake |
Co-Guest Stars: Jordan Green (1) as boy | Terrance Christopher Jones (1) as waiter
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom

20 :02x13 - Russell's Father's Son

May/05/2008
Russell's father wants Adam to appear in his companies promotional ad, but Adam is worried how Russell will react to the idea. Audrey offers their bathroom for a few days while Jennifer's is being repaired.
Director: Gail Mancuso

21 :02x14 - Buyer's Remorse

May/12/2008
Adam and Jennifer decide to purchase and apartment in their building, with Jeff and Audrey agreeing to give them a recommendation to the co-op board. But Jeff makes his own impression on the board president before they get the chance to...and it's not favorable. Russell suffers a freeze-out from the waitresses at the diner.
Guest Stars: Jessica Tuck as Mrs. Westlin | Dylan Minnette as Nicky | Maurice Sherbanee as Diner Owner |
Co-Guest Stars: Stephanie Nicole Lemelin as Kerry | Diane Sellers as Waitress [1] | Artemis Pebdani as Waitress [2] | Richard Willgrubs as Co-Worker
Director: Mark Cendrowski

22 :02x15 - Pimp My Bride

May/19/2008
Jeff finally buys the car he has always wanted, a Camaro. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer have decided on a wedding date, and Russell hopes to score a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his apartment for a photo shoot for her magazine.
Director: Ted Wass

Season 3

23 :03x01 - Russell's Secret

Mar/02/2009
Season 3's opener finds Audrey discovering that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Guest Stars: Bob Odenkirk as Mike | Jordi Caballero as Mr. Austin | Kristen O'Meara as Woman | Andi Matheny as Woman #2 | Joe Zazzu as Man | Nefetari Spencer as Saleswoman | Tom Goodman (1) as Guy | Palmer Davis as Dancer | Shannon Beach as Dancer | Jaayda McClanahan as Dancer | Timo Nunez as Dancer | Kevin Stea as Dancer | Robert Prescott Lee as Dancer
Director: Mark Cendrowski

24 :03x02 - Voluntary Commitment

Mar/09/2009
Russell discovers an unexpected advantage to hiring a male assistant. Meanwhile, Audrey becomes a volunteer to become a reader for the elderly.
Guest Stars: Adhir Kalyan as Timmy | Norma Michaels as Edie | Melody Butiu as Paramedic | Lou Felder as Charlie | Alex Ball as Orderly | Yvette Nicole Brown as Mrs. Alberts
Director: Ted Wass

25 :03x03 - Jeff's New Friend

Mar/16/2009
Jeff is shocked when Audrey tells him his new friend he met at the gym is gay. Meanwhile, Russell fears the woman he is dating is really his daughter.
Guest Stars: Orlando Jones as Brad | Michelle Pierce as Amanda
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

26 :03x04 - Dad's Visit

Mar/23/2009
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Guest Stars: Brian Dennehy as Roy | Holly Lynch as Heather
Director: Ted Wass

27 :03x05 - Lyin' King

Mar/30/2009
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
Guest Stars: Orlando Jones as Brad | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy | Sam Harris (4) as Jackie | Jelly Howie as Holly | Helena Mattsson as Martina | Jerry Rice as Himself
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom

28 :03x06 - Poaching Timmy

Apr/13/2009
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
Guest Stars: Adhir Kalyan as Timmy | Kate Micucci as Tanya | Marco Assante as Delivery Man | Ping Wu as Ming
Director: Gail Mancuso

29 :03x07 - Old Timer's Day

Apr/20/2009
After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Special Guest Stars: Orlando Jones as Brad |
Co-Guest Stars: Marque Richardson, II as Catcher | Darin Rossi as Umpire | Diane Sellers as Doreen | Tyler Jacob Moore as Evan |
Uncredited: Kayden Kross as Hot Girl at Softball game
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tom Hertz

30 :03x08 - Twice

Apr/27/2009
Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. Meanwhile Russell shows New York to Toby, Adam and Jennifer's Amish visitor.
Guest Stars: Melanie Deanne Moore as Dierdre | Susan Yeagley as Tracy | Beth Littleford as Laura | Jake Thomas as Toby |
Co-Guest Stars: Gary Poux as Man | Martha Boles as Woman | Diane Sellers as Doreen | Freddy Gaitan as Busboy | Leyla Milani as Club Girl #1 | Jasmine Waltz as Club Girl #2
Director: Ken Whittingham

31 :03x09 - The Challenge

May/04/2009
Russell issues a competition between he guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Guest Stars: Adhir Kalyan as Timmy | Carrie Reichenbach as Deborah | Luisa Moraes as Sarah | Jenn Liu as Lacey | Stephen Jared as Cop
Director: Gil Junger

32 :03x10 - Family Style

May/11/2009
Jeff joins Brad and his partner Jackie on a double date and becomes annoyed when Jackie helps himself to his meal. Audrey demands that Jeff keeps quiet and not hurting Jackie's feelings. Meanwhile, Russell begins dating a psychiatrist.
Special Guest Stars: Orlando Jones as Brad |
Guest Stars: Sam Harris (4) as Jackie | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy | Perrey Reeves as Ellen |
Co-Guest Stars: Rachel Besant as Hostess | Alex Endeshaw as EYOB | Peter James Smith as Waiter
Director: Ted Wass

33 :03x11 - May Divorce Be with You

May/13/2009
Jeff and Audrey's friend Steve is having marital problems has been invited to stay with them, but the situation soon becomes a bit awkward when Steve becomes a bit too touchy-feely
Guest Stars: Tony Hale as Steve | Louis Mandylor as Nick | Alexis Krause as Tina | Johnny Palermo as Rocco | Lauriane Gill as Hostess |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Ted Wass

34 :03x12 - House Money

May/18/2009
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
Guest Stars: Katie Savoy as Patty | Nakia Syvonne as Kate | Grinnell Morris as Stewart | Sean Smith (1) as Sommelier | Alex Fatovich as Melanie |
Co-Guest Stars: Kurt Long as Clerk | Craig Susser as Maitre D' | George Ball as Audrey's Dad (VO) | Darrin Lackey as Waiter

35 :03x13 - Sex Toy Story

May/18/2009
After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: John Farley (1) as Greg | Sunny Mabrey as Erika |
Co-Guest Stars: Norma Michaels as Old Lady | Jelynn Rodriguez as Woman Shopper | Christine Scott Bennett as Young Woman
Director: Gail Mancuso

Season 4

36 :04x01 - Flirting

Mar/01/2010
Jeff takes Russell's advice and flirts back with a female colleague only to discover that she is open to having an affair with him. Meanwhile, Russell sends Timmy to retrieve his phone from the apartment of a one night stand.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Amanda Baker as Meghan | Virginia Williams as Sasha |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen | Jack Martin as Terry | Mitch Baker as Mitch | Jaime Tintor as Miles
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Tom Hertz

37 :04x02 - Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

Mar/08/2010
When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Kurt David Anderson as Owen | Ary Katz as Ryan | Lara Everly as Veronica | Skyler Stone as Frank | Christopher Carroll as Doctor | Keith Pillow as Hospital Administrator | Marsha Clark as Social Worker | Luke Diliberto as Kenny
Director: Andy Cadiff

38 :04x03 - Atlantic City

Mar/15/2010
Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled; however, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Jeff Clarke as Chuck | Matt Levin as Dealer | Greg Wrangler as Player | Brandi Williams as Waitress
Director: John Pasquin

39 :04x04 - Ghost Story

Mar/22/2010
Audrey is upset when Jeff reveals to her that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. Meanwhile, Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his arranged marriage.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Nazneen Contractor as Suneetha |
Co-Guest Stars: Carla Harvey as Woman #1 | Susan Grace as Old Lady | Jennifer Roa as Woman #2
Director: Andy Cadiff

40 :04x05 - The Four Pillars

Mar/29/2010
To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiancé.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Nazneen Contractor as Suneetha | Alan Ruck as Dr. Greenblatt |
Co-Guest Stars: Matt Griesser as Bob
Director: John Pasquin

41 :04x06 - 3rd Wheel

Apr/05/2010
Unbeknownst to Jeff, Audrey lies to her homely friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of woman he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: James Michael Connor as Man | Vinny Chhibber as Indian Volunteer | Robert Beuth as City Official | Christina J. Chang as Waitress | Erica Hanrahan as Female Volunteer
Director: Andy Cadiff

42 :04x07 - Indian Giver

Apr/12/2010
Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favorite reality show until she discovers the reason. Meanwhile, to Russell's delight, Timmy has second thoughts about his impending arranged marriage.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Nazneen Contractor as Suneetha |
Co-Guest Stars: Danny Teeson as TV Host | Diane Sellers as Doreen | Andrew Thacher as Jerry Waldman | Jay Brian Winnick as Cab Driver
Director: Andy Cadiff

43 :04x08 - Free Free Time

Apr/19/2010
When Audrey's weekly girls' night out gets cancelled, Jeff seeks out time alone; however, his plans get foiled every step of the way. Meanwhile, Russell discovers that Timmy has a lot of pent up aggression toward him

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Marcus Toji as Maynard | Dominic Burgess as Clerk | Mishone Feigin as Nerd | Alison Becker as Teresa | Mark Avery as Smash gnome announcer | Floyd Van Buskirk as Knight | Ryan Bailey (2) as Bartender
Director: John Pasquin

44 :04x09 - The Score

Apr/26/2010
Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the score of a N.Y. Rangers game after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and go to her boss' party instead. Meanwhile, at the game, Russell is mortified when Timmy roots against the home team.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Noah Munck as Mackenzie |
Co-Guest Stars: Chris Ufland as Fan | Todd Sandler as Richie | Vanessa Claire Smith as Maya | Sarah Knowlton as Pamela | Rebecca Corry as Female fan
Director: John Pasquin

45 :04x10 - The Surrogate

May/03/2010
An overly enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mother who she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. Meanwhile, Russell shamelessly pokes fun at Jennifer and Adam's wedding Web site.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Jaime Pressly as Pam Nelson |
Co-Guest Stars: Tyler Spindel as Mail Guy
Director: Gail Mancuso

46 :04x11 - Reunion

May/10/2010
Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. Meanwhile, Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Maitland McConnell as Sarah | Missy Doty as Cheryl | Andrew Lukich as Matt | Ami Dolenz as Lori | Dana Cuomo as Heather | Kevin Berntson as Bob | Laura McLauchlin as Ellen | Mary K. Devault as Lisa
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Mike Haukom

47 :04x12 - Harassment

May/17/2010
Audrey has trouble with a new employee who is so far out to get her, he files a sexual harassment claim to try and get her fired. Also, Timmy is mocked about his love for cricket, and challenges Jeff to play against him.
Guest Stars: Beth Littleford as Laura | Susan Yeagley as Tracy | Travis Schuldt as Ryan |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen | Kyle T. Heffner as H.R. guy

48 :04x13 - They Do?

May/24/2010
Adam and Jennifer decide to have a secret wedding after all the pressure to set a date. However, after a series of rather unfortunate events, they wonder how secret the wedding will be.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tom Hertz

Season 5

49 :05x01 - Surro-gate

Sep/20/2010
Audrey and Jeff receive some startling news about their surrogate.
Guest Stars: Jaime Pressly as Pam Nelson |
Co-Guest Stars: Wayne Lopez as Oscar
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

50 :05x02 - The Bank

Sep/27/2010
Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as "the bank," a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up. Meanwhile, Russell sends a suggestive e-mail to a co-worker with whom Timmy is infatuated

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Taryn Southern as Allison
Director: Ted Wass

51 :05x03 - Rug-of-War

Oct/04/2010
Upset that he'll have to purchase a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about all the "fun" that he and Audrey had on it.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Chacko Vadaketh as Ravi | Jim Meskimen as Mr. Wrigley
Director: Ted Wass

52 :05x04 - Handy Man

Oct/11/2010
Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Beth Littleford as Laura | Susan Yeagley as Tracy |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom

53 :05x05 - Play Ball

Oct/18/2010
When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Taryn Southern as Allison |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen | Patrick Robert Smith as Opposing Coach | Antonio Todd as Bob the Ump | Matthew M. Mahaney as Sully | Greg Bond as Johnny Mo
Director: Ted Wass

54 :05x06 - Baked

Oct/25/2010
Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Taryn Southern as Allison
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tim Doyle

55 :05x07 - Mannequin Head Ball

Nov/01/2010
When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Taryn Southern as Allison |
Co-Guest Stars: Glenn Taranto as Mr. Micelli | Mariah Bonner as Margaux
Director: Ted Wass
Songs: AC DC -- Back In Black

56 :05x08 - Les-bro

Nov/08/2010
Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

Source: CBS
Special Guest Stars: Joan Collins as Bunny Dunbar |
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda |
Co-Guest Stars: Debra Azar as Kara | Rebel Wilson as Sara | Matthew Michael Mahney as Sully | Antonio Todd as Bob | Greg Bond as Johnny Mo | Casey Sander as Frank
Director: Ted Wass

57 :05x09 - The Big Picture

Nov/15/2010
When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Holmes Osborne as Larry |
Co-Guest Stars: Odessa Rae as Gretchen | J.R. Nutt as Poet Guy
Director: Ted Wass

58 :05x10 - Fun Run

Nov/22/2010
Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore. Meanwhile, Russell gets a taste of his own medicine from a recent date.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Bree Turner as Heather |
Co-Guest Stars: Brooklyn McLinn as Dan | Chet Grissom as Marty | Ben Hermes as Gordon
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

59 :05x11 - Refusing to Budget

Dec/06/2010
Timmy convinces Russell he needs a budget when the utilities are turned off in his apartment. Meanwhile, Audrey has a mentee who wants to see her office and learn about publishing.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Dawn Olivieri as Cheyenne | Elaine Hendrix as Stephanie | Vanessa Lengies as Julia |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen | Teri Reeves as Janine | Mitzi Kapture as Gina
Director: Ted Wass

60 :05x12 - Little Bummer Boy

Dec/13/2010
When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Brooklyn McLinn as Dan | Jillian Murray (2) as Young Woman | Julie Brister as Evelyn | Rene Ashton as Linda | Chris Titone as Drunk Guy | Peter David Parasilifi as Vic | Tony Nichols as Scotty | Nikki Novak as Antler Girl | Jennifer Lee (3) as Barbara
Director: Ted Wass

61 :05x13 - The Home Stretch

Jan/03/2011
When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Emily Montague as Beth |
Co-Guest Stars: Jim Devoti as Terry | Quinn Masterson as Quinn | Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Gail Mancuso

62 :05x14 - Uh-Oh It's Magic

Jan/17/2011
When Russell takes his date to a magic show, the magician makes her disappear. Meanwhile, Audrey unknowingly slips up when she tells Brenda's girlfriend about the baby.

Source: CBS
Special Guest Stars: Criss Angel as Himself |
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Jonathan Morgan Heit as Leland |
Co-Guest Stars: Brian McGovern as Joe | Enya Flack as Becky | Audra Marie as Jessica
Director: Gail Mancuso

63 :05x15 - Singing and Dancing

Feb/07/2011
When Timmy joins an a cappella group, he wants to keep it a secret from Russell. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey discover they have a new annoying neighbor.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Tommy Snider as Tug | Mark Saul as Barry | Chris Titone as Stan | Marco Assante as Pizza Delivery Guy | Ryan Alvarez as A Cappella Singer | Bruce Merkle as A Cappella Singer | Payson Lewis as A Cappella Singer | Ryan Powers as A Cappella Singer | Joe Sofranko as A Cappella Singer
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tim Doyle

64 :05x16 - Jeff Day

Feb/24/2011
When Jeff proclaims it's 'Jeff Day', he gets his way until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam has to figure out why his eye is twitching.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Tommy Snider as Tug | Mark Saul as Barry | Soledad St. Hilaire as Yoli |
Co-Guest Stars: Caitlin Chapman as Tanya (as Caitlan Chapman)
Director: Gail Mancuso

65 :05x17 - Zygote

Mar/03/2011
When Jeff and Audrey see a fertility specialist with their surrogate, they discover a zygote. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on double dates again.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Richard McGonagle as Dr. Sachs | Cathryn de Prume as Eileen |
Co-Guest Stars: Noelle Bellinghausen as Shameka (Shante) | Kalena Ranoa as Svetlana (Stasha) | Dan Kinsella as Delivery Guy | Cameron Bender as Rick |
Uncredited: Steven Barr as P.A. Announcer (V.O.)
Director: Gail Mancuso

66 :05x18 - Anniversary Chicken

Mar/10/2011
When Jeff decides to surprise Audrey by remembering their anniversary, he's the one who ends up being surprised. Meanwhile, Timmy is forced to be Russell's interpreter on a date.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Moran Atias as Sophia |
Co-Guest Stars: Samantha Ressler as Waitress | Jeremiah Hu as Cliff
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Mike Haukom

67 :05x19 - The Set Up

Mar/31/2011
When Russell discovers Timmy has a sister, he aims to impress. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey set their neighbor Liz up on a date.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Larry Joe Campbell as Todd | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Melanie Kannokada as Simran |
Co-Guest Stars: Jeny Batten as Mother | Emily Happe as Kim | Hector Atreyu Ruiz as Javier

68 :05x20 - Beating The System

Apr/07/2011
When Jeff and Audrey learn their surrogate is pregnant, both of their lives change. Meanwhile, Timmy takes on the responsibility of wedding planner for Adam and Jennifer.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda
Director: Victor Gonzalez

69 :05x21 - The Jeff Photo

Apr/28/2011
When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: Diane Sellers as Doreen | Alyssa Julya Smith as Dawn | Heidi Marnhout as Woman | Ithamar Enriquez as Rudolfo
Director: Tom Hertz
Writer: Tom Hertz

70 :05x22 - Double Down

May/05/2011
Jeff and Audrey panic when they are told they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Richard McGonagle as Dr. Sachs | Matt Yuan as Ronald | John Yuan as Donald | Ellen Hollman as Maya |
Co-Guest Stars: Sarah Edwards as Violet | David Walrod as Guest #1 | Kirk Robinson as Guest #2 | Kyra Schwartz as Guest #3
Director: Ted Wass

71 :05x23 - The Power Couple

May/12/2011
Jeff is threatened when Audrey gets a raise and makes almost as much as he does. Meanwhile, Russell enlists Timmy to find out what Liz sees in another man.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Larry Joe Campbell as Todd |
Co-Guest Stars: Alec Mapa as Restaurant Manager | Dale E. Turner as TV Deliveryman | Jen Lilley as Barista | Darin Toonder as Waiter
Director: Gail Mancuso

72 :05x24 - The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

May/19/2011
Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Edie McClurg as Silvia | Elizabeth Ann Koshak as Diner Patron (uncredited) | Charlene Mae as Diner Patron (uncredited) |
Co-Guest Stars: Pat Crawford Brown as Pearl | Lisa K. Wyatt as Instructor
Director: Tom Hertz
Story: Andy Roth | Teleplay: Michael A. Ross

Season 6

73 :06x01 - Dirty Talk

Oct/20/2011
Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz (Elizabeth Cornblatt) |
Co-Guest Stars: Brian Hatton as captain | Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Ted Wass

74 :06x02 - Bros Before Nodes

Oct/27/2011
Worried about getting his father's approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him. Meanwhile, Jeff is more concerned about his guys' weekend being cancelled than Audrey's feelings, and Adam makes a new friend.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Geoff Pierson as Franklin Dunbar | Curtis Armstrong as Himself |
Co-Guest Stars: Sarah Desage as Babette | Karl T. Wright as Dr. Lam
Director: Ted Wass

75 :06x03 - Audrey is Dumb

Nov/03/2011
Audrey's throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff's delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell's dirty work and fires someone.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Andrew Leeds as Lester |
Co-Guest Stars: Jill Czarnowski as Ordinary Girl | Lewis Dauber as Speaker | Darlene Kardon as Older Woman | Brenda Koo as Connie | Jacqueline Lord as Bartender | Agnes Olech as Kiki
Director: Tom Hertz
Writer: Tom Hertz

76 :06x04 - Nature Calls

Nov/10/2011
When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: Judith Drake as Enid | Penny Nickles as Scout Leader | David Wells (1) as Henry
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom

77 :06x05 - Shy Dial

Nov/17/2011
Jeff uses an app on his phone that automatically puts his calls through to Audrey's voicemail. Meanwhile, Adam befriends a clothing salesman who helps defend him against his friends when he picks some questionable clothing choices.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Todd Grinnell as Chris |
Co-Guest Stars: Jonathan Kehoe as Bartender
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tim Doyle

78 :06x06 - Cheating

Dec/08/2011
Audrey tries to persuade Jeff to eat healthier when he is diagnosed with high cholesterol, but he can't help sneaking around with Brenda for unhealthy food. Meanwhile, Russell tries to keep up with his new college intern on the party circuit.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | A.J. Trauth as Topher |
Co-Guest Stars: Jen Eldridge as Waitress | Doug Hale as Pundit #2 | David Lodge (2) as Pundit #1 | Lili Mirojnick as Female Club-goer | Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Tom Hertz
Writer: Tim Doyle

79 :06x07 - The Chair

Dec/15/2011
Jeff and Audrey engage in a battle of wills when she refuses to admit that she hates the armchair she ordered, while Jeff pretends to love it. Meanwhile, Russell brings a sexual harassment suit against Timmy.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Charity Shea as Gwen | Cynthia Sophiea as Phyllis
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Mike Haukom

80 :06x08 - Scavenger Hunt

Mar/29/2012
In order to convince Audrey he is making an effort in their relationship, Jeff sends her on a romantic scavenger hunt, with mixed results. Meanwhile, Adam leads Russell to believe that Jen has a sex tape.

Source: CBS
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Mike Haukom

81 :06x09 - A Big Bust

Apr/05/2012
When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbors to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Emily Foxler as Stephanie |
Co-Guest Stars: Jodi Harris as Mrs. Doyle-Ross | Roxanna Ortega as Ana

82 :06x10 - After The Lovin'

Apr/12/2012
Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Hollie Winnard as Amber
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Tom Hertz

83 :06x11 - Missed Connections

Apr/19/2012
Timmy is determined to reconnect with a woman he shared a romantic moment with on the subway. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff blame each other when they're snubbed by a couple they previously went out with.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Bruno Amato as Cop | Chasty Ballesteros as Grace | John Ducey as Paul | Christina Moore as Jane
Director: Tom Hertz

84 :06x12 - The Five Things

Apr/26/2012
Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Jennifer Lee (3) as Barbara | Mackenzie Mason as Katie | Brooklyn McLinn as Dan | Ron Pearson as Guy
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Dan Kopelman

85 :06x13 - Meat Wars

May/03/2012
When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Elizabeth Bogush as Meredith |
Co-Guest Stars: Terrell Lee as Bouncer
Director: Ted Wass

86 :06x14 - Goodbye Dolly

May/10/2012
Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Jeff questions Brenda's dating choices.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Jackie Tohn as Andrea |
Co-Guest Stars: Hope Allen as Barbara | Will Deutsch as Guy | Kiki Haynes as Receptionist | Aalok Mehta as Cab Driver | Madison Moellers as Lily | Diane Sellers as Doreen
Director: Ted Wass

87 :06x15 - Audrey's Shower

May/17/2012
Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz | Susan Yeagley as Tracy |
Co-Guest Stars: Nakia Burrise as Saleswoman
Director: Ted Wass

Season 7

88 :07x01 - Liz Moves In

Feb/04/2013
Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: Arabella Field as Dorothy | Izzy Diaz as Doug | Paul Mabon as Fred
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Dan Kopelman

89 :07x02 - Taking Names

Feb/11/2013
Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to provide a list of the names of women he has slept with so they can avoid using that name for their baby. Meanwhile, Adam humiliates himself after he spends a lot of money on a new bicycle and gear.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Emanuel Borria as Javier | Parker Contreras as Kid #3 | Lucky Davis as Kid #2 | Kayla Shen as Kid #1 | Winston Story as Usher
Director: Ted Wass

90 :07x03 - Cats & Dogs

Feb/18/2013
When Liz decides to have a baby, she turns to Russell as the last resort. Meanwhile, Jeff's advice to Timmy to act like an alpha dog to attract a co-worker back fires.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Jason Dohring as Joe | Amy Gumenick as Charlotte | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: Dan Kinsella as Delivery Guy | Marc Rose as Bartender
Director: Doug Robinson

91 :07x04 - Cupcake

Feb/25/2013
Jeff makes an effort to change his unhealthy eating habits after he accidentally eats Jen and Adam’s “special” cupcake and lands in the hospital. Meanwhile, Russell forces Timmy to be his wingman when his date brings her mother on their night out.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Gail O'Grady as Joan |
Co-Guest Stars: Chip Chinery as Randy | Michael Mantell as Dr. Bromberg | Rosalie McIntire as Amy
Director: Ted Wass

92 :07x05 - Fountain of Youth

Mar/04/2013
After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Michael Bunin as Jerry the Beak | Kevin Farley as Dave | Erinn Bartlett as Caroline (as Erinn Hudson) |
Co-Guest Stars: Mark Atteberry as Jimmer | Jack Carter as Herman | Katie Wee as Waitress | Shannon Welles as Ruth
Director: Ted Wass

93 :07x06 - Baby Talk

Mar/11/2013
When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby, a paranoid Jeff believes she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy wrote.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Christine Estabrook as Moderator |
Co-Guest Stars: Ruby Lewis as Woman #1 | Paul McKinney as Smart-Looking Guy
Director: Tom Hertz
Writer: Tim Doyle

94 :07x07 - Role Play

Mar/18/2013
After forgetting to make a reservation at a popular restaurant he promised to take Audrey to, Jeff hatches a plan to get in anyway. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey as Liz |
Co-Guest Stars: Brooke Baumer as Joyce | Marianne Chambers as Brandy | Jullie Meyer as Anne | Doug Simpson as Maitre D
Director: Ted Wass

95 :07x08 - Catering

Mar/25/2013
After Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey's help catering a Columbia University event, Audrey tries to impress the attendees, only to discover they are more impressed with Jeff's bartending skills. Meanwhile, Russell is angry when Timmy excludes him from dinner with his parents.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Ajay Mehta as Rahm | Anna George as Varsha | Seana Kofoed as Evelyn |
Co-Guest Stars: Kate Gilligan as Marjorie | Eben Ham as Edward | Omi Vaidya as Waiter
Director: Tom Hertz

96 :07x09 - Cooking Class

Apr/15/2013
Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Jonathan Slavin as Brad | Kosha Patel as Radha |
Co-Guest Stars: Eric Normington as Other Student
Director: Ted Wass

97 :07x10 - Unpleasant Surprises

Apr/22/2013
When Jen discovers that the guys are not planning a surprise bachelor party for Adam as he expects, she forces them to do one for him. Meanwhile, Jen paints a mural for Audrey and Jeff’s nursery that turns out to be rather graphic.

Source: CBS
Co-Guest Stars: Jandres Burgos as Sleazy Willy | John DiResta as Conductor | Sarah Kobayashi as Dancer (Holly) | Lorin McCraley as Homeless Guy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Andy Roth

98 :07x11 - Timmy Quits

Apr/29/2013
Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him; his plan goes awry, however, when she hits on him during a visit. Meanwhile, Timmy quits when he discovers Russell has embedded a pet tracking device in him.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Krista Allen as Heidi |
Co-Guest Stars: Adam Conway as Kyle
Director: Megyn Price
Writer: Mike Haukom

99 :07x12 - A Wee Problem

May/06/2013
Jeff is determined to make Brenda laugh when he discovers that she has a “wee” problem due to her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Timmy is surprised by the professionalism of his new boss while Russell is frustrated with his new assistant.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda |
Co-Guest Stars: David Gautreaux as Mr. Charles | Heather Moiseve as Vanessa | Heidi Niedermeyer as Janice | Diane Sellers as Doreen | Christopher Thornton as Edward
Director: Carlos Pinero

100 :07x13 - 100th

May/20/2013
Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.

Source: CBS
Guest Stars: Sara Rue as Brenda | Richard McGonagle as Dr. Sachs | Jackie Sandler as Nurse Linda | Ed Begley, Jr. as Reverend Todd |
Co-Guest Stars: Christopher Thornton as Edward
Director: Tom Hertz
Writer: Tom Hertz
Warning: Rules of Engagement guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Ended
Network: CBS ( USA)
Airs: Mondays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: February 05, 2007
Ended: May 20, 2013
Episode Order: 13
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