A piece of advice given to the recently engaged Jennifer and Chris causes an argument between Jeff and Audrey.
Audrey and Jeff welcome the newly engaged Jennifer and Adam to an art exhibit as well as offer pieces of advice about marriage. Also, Audrey sets up Russell with one of her friends, believing that she can change his mind about married life.
Though he's unhappy that Audrey spent more than usual for his birthday party, Jeff wants to stay on her good side to ensure he gets his yearly birthday deal.
Audrey bets Jeff that he can't score a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Jeff can't take his eyes off Russell's latest hot date when they meet her at the diner, much to Audrey's dismay and embarrassment. Later, when Jeff tries to reassure her that he would never go for a younger woman, Audrey tells him that even if he wanted one, he's too old to get one, and the wager ensues. Meanwhile, Jennifer wants to get rid of their bed because Oliver bought it with an ex-girlfriend.
Jeff tries to make up to Audrey by inviting her to floor seats at a Knicks game. But, when it comes time to get ready she can't decide what to wear and Jeff accuses her of caring more about what she looks like than about him. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer argue over how their money is spent now that they are engaged and living together.
When Russell accidentally runs into Constance, the older woman from his past, he decides he must demonstrate his physical prowess and right his previous wrong. Adam and Jennifer plan a weekend in the country. Jeff and Audrey visit a fertility doctor.
Jeff doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" when Jennifer gave him a massage after helping Jennifer move her couch.
Audrey starts to regret that she made Jeff's favorite t-shirts into a quilt when he can't get enough of it.
After Jeff's snoring keeps Audrey up all night, they decide to sleep in separate bedrooms, however, Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.
When Russell finds out that Audrey's sister, Barbara, is having problems in her marriage, he takes her out - which infuriates Audrey, who is convinced he will use a sleazy trick to try and get her sister to sleep with him.
Jeff tries to help a situation Audrey has with one of their neighbors by confronting the issue head on, but soon discovers he may have done more harm that good. Russell meets his phone date FTF.
Jeff asks Audrey to be silent about his friend's infidelity, telling her that it's part of the “guy code.” Adam's pretty new assistant is incompetent, but he won't fire her.
Russell dates a “bag lady” and experiences the pitfalls of the relationship; Adam gives into Jennifer's wishes and gets a “man bag”; and Jeff and Audrey try to start rumors about their own sex life, but are upset when no one cares.
Jeff skips a wedding to spend a night out with the guys, and Audrey worries that he'll get drunk and do something embarrassing.
Heather Locklear returns as Barbara, Audrey's sister who makes a visit and announces she is getting a divorce, giving Russell an idea that he has a chance with her. Meanwhile Adam and Jennifer register for engagement gifts.
Adam and Jeff make some money playing matchmaker for Jennifer and Audrey, but the results of their hook-ups are a disaster. Russell is captivated by the glimpse of a beautiful woman on an elevator.
Jennifer's patience is worn thin when Adam's mother comes for a visit. Meanwhile, being without a TV makes Jeff and Audrey learn to entertain themselves.
Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey. However, the catch is that both couples must sit through a timeshare sales talk in order to get a good deal. If that wasn't bad enough, Adam and Jennifer soon learn the real reason they were invited.
Adam and Jennifer learn that living together and working together aren't the best mix when Adam hires Jennifer to freelance for his company. Meanwhile, Jeff finds that his virility has increased after Jennifer gives him and Audrey a fertility idol.
With his life insurance physical exam only a few days away, Jeff struggles to lose weight to be eligible for the "optimal male" category of fitness. Meanwhile, Jennifer is jealous after Adam bumps into an ex-girlfriend.
Russell's father wants Adam to appear in his companies promotional ad, but Adam is worried how Russell will react to the idea. Audrey offers their bathroom for a few days while Jennifer's is being repaired.
Adam and Jennifer decide to purchase and apartment in their building, with Jeff and Audrey agreeing to give them a recommendation to the co-op board. But Jeff makes his own impression on the board president before they get the chance to...and it's not favorable. Russell suffers a freeze-out from the waitresses at the diner.
Jeff finally buys the car he has always wanted, a Camaro. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer have decided on a wedding date, and Russell hopes to score a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his apartment for a photo shoot for her magazine.
Season 3's opener finds Audrey discovering that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
Russell discovers an unexpected advantage to hiring a male assistant. Meanwhile, Audrey becomes a volunteer to become a reader for the elderly.
Jeff is shocked when Audrey tells him his new friend he met at the gym is gay. Meanwhile, Russell fears the woman he is dating is really his daughter.
Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. Meanwhile Russell shows New York to Toby, Adam and Jennifer's Amish visitor.
Russell issues a competition between he guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
Jeff joins Brad and his partner Jackie on a double date and becomes annoyed when Jackie helps himself to his meal. Audrey demands that Jeff keeps quiet and not hurting Jackie's feelings. Meanwhile, Russell begins dating a psychiatrist.
Jeff and Audrey's friend Steve is having marital problems has been invited to stay with them, but the situation soon becomes a bit awkward when Steve becomes a bit too touchy-feely
Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.
Jeff takes Russell's advice and flirts back with a female colleague only to discover that she is open to having an affair with him. Meanwhile, Russell sends Timmy to retrieve his phone from the apartment of a one night stand.
When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.
Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled; however, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.
Audrey is upset when Jeff reveals to her that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. Meanwhile, Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his arranged marriage.
To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiancé.
Unbeknownst to Jeff, Audrey lies to her homely friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of woman he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around.
Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favorite reality show until she discovers the reason. Meanwhile, to Russell's delight, Timmy has second thoughts about his impending arranged marriage.
When Audrey's weekly girls' night out gets cancelled, Jeff seeks out time alone; however, his plans get foiled every step of the way. Meanwhile, Russell discovers that Timmy has a lot of pent up aggression toward him
Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the score of a N.Y. Rangers game after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets and go to her boss' party instead. Meanwhile, at the game, Russell is mortified when Timmy roots against the home team.
An overly enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mother who she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. Meanwhile, Russell shamelessly pokes fun at Jennifer and Adam's wedding Web site.
Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. Meanwhile, Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party
Audrey has trouble with a new employee who is so far out to get her, he files a sexual harassment claim to try and get her fired. Also, Timmy is mocked about his love for cricket, and challenges Jeff to play against him.
Adam and Jennifer decide to have a secret wedding after all the pressure to set a date. However, after a series of rather unfortunate events, they wonder how secret the wedding will be.
Audrey and Jeff receive some startling news about their surrogate.
Jeff brags to Adam about a strategy he refers to as "the bank," a list of mistakes that Audrey has made, which he uses to diffuse her anger when he messes up. Meanwhile, Russell sends a suggestive e-mail to a co-worker with whom Timmy is infatuated
Upset that he'll have to purchase a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about all the "fun" that he and Audrey had on it.
Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.
When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.
Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.
When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.
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Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.
When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.
Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore. Meanwhile, Russell gets a taste of his own medicine from a recent date.
Timmy convinces Russell he needs a budget when the utilities are turned off in his apartment. Meanwhile, Audrey has a mentee who wants to see her office and learn about publishing.
When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.
When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.
When Russell takes his date to a magic show, the magician makes her disappear. Meanwhile, Audrey unknowingly slips up when she tells Brenda's girlfriend about the baby.
When Timmy joins an a cappella group, he wants to keep it a secret from Russell. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey discover they have a new annoying neighbor.
When Jeff proclaims it's 'Jeff Day', he gets his way until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam has to figure out why his eye is twitching.
When Jeff and Audrey see a fertility specialist with their surrogate, they discover a zygote. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on double dates again.
When Jeff decides to surprise Audrey by remembering their anniversary, he's the one who ends up being surprised. Meanwhile, Timmy is forced to be Russell's interpreter on a date.
When Russell discovers Timmy has a sister, he aims to impress. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey set their neighbor Liz up on a date.
When Jeff and Audrey learn their surrogate is pregnant, both of their lives change. Meanwhile, Timmy takes on the responsibility of wedding planner for Adam and Jennifer.
When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.
Jeff and Audrey panic when they are told they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl.
Jeff is threatened when Audrey gets a raise and makes almost as much as he does. Meanwhile, Russell enlists Timmy to find out what Liz sees in another man.
Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.
Russell tries to get out of his marriage to an overly enthused Liz, who tries to make it work, while Jeff attempts to engage Audrey in dirty talk.
Worried about getting his father's approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him. Meanwhile, Jeff is more concerned about his guys' weekend being cancelled than Audrey's feelings, and Adam makes a new friend.
Audrey's throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff's delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell's dirty work and fires someone.
When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz
Jeff uses an app on his phone that automatically puts his calls through to Audrey's voicemail. Meanwhile, Adam befriends a clothing salesman who helps defend him against his friends when he picks some questionable clothing choices.
Audrey tries to persuade Jeff to eat healthier when he is diagnosed with high cholesterol, but he can't help sneaking around with Brenda for unhealthy food. Meanwhile, Russell tries to keep up with his new college intern on the party circuit.
Jeff and Audrey engage in a battle of wills when she refuses to admit that she hates the armchair she ordered, while Jeff pretends to love it. Meanwhile, Russell brings a sexual harassment suit against Timmy.
In order to convince Audrey he is making an effort in their relationship, Jeff sends her on a romantic scavenger hunt, with mixed results. Meanwhile, Adam leads Russell to believe that Jen has a sex tape.
When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbors to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.
Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon.
Timmy is determined to reconnect with a woman he shared a romantic moment with on the subway. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff blame each other when they're snubbed by a couple they previously went out with.
Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.
When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.
Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Jeff questions Brenda's dating choices.
Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.
Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.
Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to provide a list of the names of women he has slept with so they can avoid using that name for their baby. Meanwhile, Adam humiliates himself after he spends a lot of money on a new bicycle and gear.
When Liz decides to have a baby, she turns to Russell as the last resort. Meanwhile, Jeff's advice to Timmy to act like an alpha dog to attract a co-worker back fires.
Jeff makes an effort to change his unhealthy eating habits after he accidentally eats Jen and Adam’s “special” cupcake and lands in the hospital. Meanwhile, Russell forces Timmy to be his wingman when his date brings her mother on their night out.
After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.
When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby, a paranoid Jeff believes she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy wrote.
After forgetting to make a reservation at a popular restaurant he promised to take Audrey to, Jeff hatches a plan to get in anyway. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.
After Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey's help catering a Columbia University event, Audrey tries to impress the attendees, only to discover they are more impressed with Jeff's bartending skills. Meanwhile, Russell is angry when Timmy excludes him from dinner with his parents.
Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.
When Jen discovers that the guys are not planning a surprise bachelor party for Adam as he expects, she forces them to do one for him. Meanwhile, Jen paints a mural for Audrey and Jeff’s nursery that turns out to be rather graphic.
Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him; his plan goes awry, however, when she hits on him during a visit. Meanwhile, Timmy quits when he discovers Russell has embedded a pet tracking device in him.
Jeff is determined to make Brenda laugh when he discovers that she has a “wee” problem due to her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Timmy is surprised by the professionalism of his new boss while Russell is frustrated with his new assistant.
Brenda goes into labor on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.