Audrey: I made you a big, hot breakfast.
Jeff: Ah, you finally broke the factory seal on that oven.
Audrey: Very funny.
Jeff: I'm not kidding. Remember that time you baked, and the user's manual burst into flames?
Timmy: You know, being teased for dating Allison actually makes me feel like one of the guys.
Russell: Well, you would be one of the guys, if the guys were a bunch of horny towel boys for an all-gay cricket team.
Audrey: That's a lot of empty wine bottles. You guys had a party?
Audrey: You just save up your recycling for a long time?
Audrey: Hey, so you and Adam drink a lot of wine.
Jennifer: Actually, Adam doesn't really like wine.
Russell: Destiny was not meant to be. So, uh, I tried to break it off with her gently last night, but, of course, she threw a fit, running alongside of the cab, pounding on the door... Demanding a ride home or at least directions back to the city.