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Audrey and Jeff welcome the newly engaged Jennifer and Adam to an art exhibit as well as offer pieces of advice about marriage. Also, Audrey sets up Russell with one of her friends, believing that she can change his mind about married life.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x1
Production Number: 100
Airdate: Monday February 05th, 2007

Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Tom Hertz

Alternate Airdates:

AU (Eleven) Feb 13, 2008

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Guest Stars
Audra BlaserAudra Blaser
As Candy
Bradford N. SmithBradford N. Smith
As Art show viewer
Don PerryDon Perry
As Henry
Gloria LeRoyGloria LeRoy
As Margaret
Smith ChoSmith Cho
As Sarah
Main Cast
Patrick WarburtonPatrick Warburton
As Jeff Bingham
Megyn PriceMegyn Price
As Audrey Bingham
Oliver HudsonOliver Hudson
As Adam Rhodes
Bianca KajlichBianca Kajlich
As Jennifer Morgan
David SpadeDavid Spade
As Russell Dunbar
Episode Notes
Opening Text:
When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are.
When you're married, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the relationship.

Episode Quotes
Jeff: $85 for that tiny jar? What's in it $80?

Adam: Being in love with a woman is gay?
Russell: No, but saying it out loud to another guy is.

Jennifer: I want you to take a look at the new shoes I just bought. I'm wondering if they're too slutty.
Audrey: Are they clear?
Jennifer: No.
Audrey: They're not too slutty.

Audrey: If you sell my bicycle, you will never see me naked ever again. Oh, and the birthday deal? That will be off.
Jeff: With, or without you, the deal will proceed forward.

Russell: Oh, there's Jeff. Mongo like art.

Warning: Rules of Engagement season 1 episode 1 guide may contain spoilers
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