Sabrina: Morning Salem.
Salem: Maybe for you, I’m having a bad fur day.
Sabrina: Poor kitty, what’s wrong?
Salem: Couldn’t sleep last night. I tried reading the most boring thing I could find but not even your diary could do the trick.
Sabrina: How’d you read my diary, it’s locked?
Salem: I picked it with my dew claw. So, who’s Harvey?
Sabrina: He’s... no one.
Salem: Yeah, no one with the worlds most perfect side burns.
Sabrina: (After glancing around the kitchen) That’s enough! (She picks Salem to toss out the back door)
Salem: (Chanting) Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey... Meow!!
Sabrina: Aunt Zelda, can you help me, I’m trying to make truth sprinkles.
Zelda: Oh you're using your magic, excellent. Do you want to make them from scratch or use instant?
Sabrina: There’s instant? I’ll use that.
Zelda: Huh! Witchcraft in an MTV world, it’s all quick cuts and funny angles. Now we keep our potions regarding openness and truth in a secret cabinet. This is a very special moment.
Sabrina: The moment I get to see the secret cabinet?
Zelda: Well if you're going to make fun, I wont show it to you.
Louisa: Psst! The cabinets over here.
Sabrina: Who said that?
Louisa: Me, Louisa, over here. (Sabrina walks over to the wall where Louisa's picture is at)
Sabrina: Whoa! These walls really can talk.
Salem: Sometimes they never shut up.
Louisa: Don’t start with me cat, I’ve seen what you do when they’re out of the house.
Zelda: Oh for Pete’s sake, the moments ruined.