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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996) :: And the Sabrina Goes To... (03x08)
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| Title: | And the Sabrina Goes To... |
| Episode #: | 03x08 |
| Production Number: | 058 |
| Original Airdate: | Friday November 13th, 1998 |
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When it looks like nobody cares about the great grades she’s been getting at school, Sabrina turns to Salem for help in finding a way get everybody to praise her great work. After casting a spell entitled “just desserts,” Sabrina promptly discovers that constant praise from her friends and teachers isn’t the greatest thing about trying your best. Meanwhile, after Zelda learns she is the “Rincess” of Massapequa Park, Spellman cousin Emperor Larry declares war on her country because she refuses to let him rule over its citizens.
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Salem: I hope Emperor Larry likes this sleeping-potion because it’s the last thing he’ll ever taste.
Zelda: Salem, what are you doing?
Salem: Um, makin' s'mores.
Zelda: Well don’t make a mess. I’ve got battles to plan, I don’t have time to clean. (leaving the kitchen)
Salem: Yeah, I'm making s'mores, s'more poison for Emperor Larry!
| Sabrina: Wow! All this just because I finished my invention for school? You shouldn’t have. Even though I did spend three weeks working on it. Not to mention missing The English Patient on HBO sixty-one times.
Salem: Cool your jets Edison, the horns don’t toot for you.
Zelda: This is for our cousin Larry.
Sabrina What did he invent?
Zelda: Nothing, but cousin Larry has come to expect some fanfares since he became an Other Realm Emperor.
Salem: He has his own country, I get dirty looks for taking up too much couch space.
| Emperor Larry: So where is your lovely sister?
Zelda: She’s at her high school equivalency reunion.
Salem: They hold it every year... at Costco.
Zelda: (Checking her watch) Oh I’m going to be late for my symposium in the Other Realm. I’ve proved yet another un-solvable theorem. (She grabs her shoulder bag ready to go.)
Larry: Yes well, before you go I must tell you I’ve discovered a very curious fact.
Salem: You’re your own grandpa? (He gets a dirty look from Emperor Larry)
Emperor Larry: I’ve found out that Zelda is the Rincess of Massapequa Park, the country that borders my country, Massapequa.
Sabrina: (Excited) Aunt Zelda’s a Princess?
Emperor Larry: Not ‘P’, just ‘R’. Really tiny countries can’t afford a whole P-rincess.
Sabrina: Okay, but none-the-less. Aunt Zelda there’s a whole country for you to run and me to inherit.
Salem: Back-off Napoleon. Zelda promised me my own sovereign state for my birthday... Or was it a chew-toy?
Zelda: We witches live so long that we constantly accumulate useless land. Just last week I found out I own a driveway in Ashtabula.
Emperor Larry: Would you like me to take the country off your hands?
Zelda: Would you?
Emperor Larry: I’ve got the papers right here. (He zaps in a paper for Zelda to sign) Just one little signature. (A stack of paper about a foot high is now sitting on the table) If you press really hard.
| Salem: (To himself) Obviously when Zelda said "scat" she was speaking in code. Hmm let’s see. If I translate it into Esperanto... Back into Hebrew... Right! I’m pretty sure she meant. "Destroy Emperor Larry and all he holds dear so Salem can rule his country." Give or take a letter or two.
| Zelda: Salem! I have to get in touch with Emperor Larry, I’ve made a huge mistake. I wanted recognition, I didn’t care how I...
Salem: (Interrupting) Watch out! (Zelda trips the booby-traps located around the kitchen, she then starts to duck out of the way of them) Duck! (she avoids being sliced by a pendulum blade) Dive! (she roles out of the way from being smashed by an anvil)
Zelda: Salem! What is going on?
Salem: I set up a bunch of booby-traps for Emperor Larry. Remember? You told me to terminate with extreme prejudice.
Zelda: I never said that.
Salem: Sure, nit-pick!
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