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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: What Price Harvey?

When zany cousin Zsa Zsa comes to Westbridge to talk about the family secret with Sabrina, the Spellman ladies get more than bargained for when she sells them Other Realm cosmetics at astronomical prices. It is also during Zsa Zsa’s visit that Hilda and Zelda swap personalities after buying some moccasins from Zsa Zsa, causing Sabrina to turn to Hilda when she unknowingly gives Harvey blind ambition.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x13
Production Number: 063
Airdate: Friday January 15th, 1999

Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Frank Conniff

Guest Stars
Michael McClureMichael McClure
As Prince Albert
Sheryl Lee RalphSheryl Lee Ralph
As Zsa Zsa Goowhiggie
William Dennis HuntWilliam Dennis Hunt
As Boris Lermontov
Episode Quotes
Harvey: (To his assistant) Cancel my five o’clock, tell the Mayor I can’t make his fund-raiser but tell the Governor I can make his. Now I want you...
Sabrina: (Rushing over to Harvey and interrupts their conversation) Harvey, what’s going on?
Flunky: Excuse me ma’am! You can’t talk to Mr. Kinkle without an appointment.
Harvey: It’s okay, I’ve got... (checks his watch) ...thirty seconds free if we keep walking. (He signs a folder that his assistant is holding in front of him)
Sabrina: Well, it’s good to see you back in school.
Harvey: Yep, I’m here to see how much it’ll cost to knock it down.
Sabrina: What?!
Harvey: Well I need a headquarters for my empire, so I’m gonna raise the entire block and put up a sky-scraper.
Sabrina: But you can’t! There’s an orphanage and a retirement home on this block!
Harvey: And lucky for me, old folks and kids are bad negotiators. Sabrina, you should drop-out o’ school. I’ve got enough money to support both of us and despite your intelligence, I think you’d make a great trophy-wife.

Sabrina: I’ve gotta do something. I can’t stand what Harvey’s become.
Salem: Dope fiend? Degenerate gambler? Petty thief?
Sabrina: An aggressive, ambitious multimillionaire.
Salem: How awful! Will you tell Harvey I always liked him?

Sabrina: Thanks for coming cousin Zsa Zsa. Aside from the fact that you switched aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda’s personalities and almost destroyed my boyfriends soul, made Salem invisible and took us for every penny we’ve got, it’s been a nice visit.
Zsa Zsa: And I’ve got a present for you, it’s a clue to the family secret. (She hands Sabrina a silver box with the clue in it and when she opens the box a fake snake leaps out)
Sabrina: Never gets old.
Zelda: Actually, a snake really is a clue to the family secret.
Zsa Zsa: Well I’m off. Toodles!
Hilda: Bye-bye.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorNell Scovell
Executive ProducerNell Scovell
Co-Executive ProducerHolly Hester
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