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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Sabrina, Nipping at Your Nose

With Christmas approaching, Sabrina gets in a bad mood due to the nonstop snowing in Westbridge. When she hears a contest on the radio where the grand prize is a week long getaway to Jamaica, Sabrina gets excited when Zelda is able to answer the question for her. However, when the bad weather threatens to leave the Spellman women stranded in town for the holidays, Salem suggests that Sabrina tamper with the weather so they could still make their flight to Jamaica. As a result, Sabrina gets turned into a snowman by Mother Nature in retaliation for changing the weather in Massachusetts. Mother Nature then turns her back to normal, but punishes Sabrina by giving her the task of cheering up Mr. Kraft. As Sabrina gets to work on her task, Salem receives the 12 Days of Christmas while Hilda and Zelda hire a pair of Christmas elves to help out with the holiday rush.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 4x12
Production Number: 087
Airdate: Friday December 17th, 1999

Director: Anson Williams
Writer: Frank Conniff

Special Guest Stars
Danny BonaduceDanny Bonaduce
As Himself (Salem's Partridge in a Pear Tree)

Guest Stars
Dana WoodsDana Woods
As Pressburger
Ed GaleEd Gale
As Powell
Mary BogueMary Bogue
As French Hen
Nancy LinariNancy Linari
As Mother Nature
Phyllis FranklinPhyllis Franklin
As Customer
Will JenningsWill Jennings
As Young Mr. Kraft
Episode Quotes
Salem: Ah this beautiful carol takes me back. Mumsy would hum it while she baked gingerbread until she realised that the oven was set too high and then the screaming would start. Oh I love Christmas.
Hilda: Salem, I hate to throw a wet Yule-log on your warm, heart felt Christmas memories but... Zelda and I aren’t getting you an eighteen wheel big rig.
Salem: But it’s all I asked for!
Zelda: Face it, you’re bad with gears.
Salem: Fine, I don’t need your gifts because this year my true-love is sending me the twelve days of Christmas.
Zelda: Who is your true-love?
Salem: Moi! I ordered it from the Other Realm’s online eighty-nine cents store.
Hilda: Oh I love the eighty-nine cents store. Except for that exact change rule.
Salem: It’s a beautiful way for me to tell me I love me.

Hilda: (Reading a note that popped up from the toaster) Oh. Salem, it says here your first twelve days of Christmas present is about to arrive.
Salem: (At seeing the present) Danny Bonaduce! This is the best Partridge in a pear tree I could ask for!
Danny: Happy holidays everyone. Cool, egg-nog. You got any ham?
Salem: Back in the tree Bonaduce!
Danny: I gotta get a better agent.

Zelda: (Handing the phone back to Sabrina) This man says we’re going to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh my gosh! Harvey and I are going to have so much fun! And I’m sure there’s old age stuff for you guys to do there too.
Hilda: Sabrina, Zelda won the tickets, she should pick the mortal of her choice. I vote for Antonio Banderas. Oh please!
Zelda: Of course Harvey can come.
Sabrina: Thank you aunt Zelda! You’re the greatest aunt who ever lived. (To Hilda, after hugging Zelda) Don’t worry, second place is nothing to be ashamed of.

Hilda: We’re swamped and we’re short handed. Why do they only loan prisoners out to clean highways?
Zelda: Let’s get some help from the Other Realm. ‘To help us cope with the Christmas rush, send us workers in a hurry. In other words, mush!’
Hilda: You two look like Santa’s elves.
Powell: The uniforms always give us away. I’m Powell, this is Pressburger.
Hilda: (Reading the elves' resumes) It says here, you left Santa’s workshop over creative differences. Please elaborate?
Powell: I don’t wanna slam Santa but... let me put it to you this way. He doesn’t have much of a sense of humor when it comes to ‘fat’ jokes, not even the funny ones.
Pressburger: And that kiss between me and Mrs. Claus. There was mistletoe all over the workshop for crying out loud.
Zelda: (Reading) Tell me about your years at Harvard?
Powell: Complete fabrication.
Hilda: Thank goodness, you’re hired.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorNell Scovell
Executive ProducerNell Scovell  |  Holly Hester
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