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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996) :: Some of My Best Friends are Half-Mortals (05x08)
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| Title: | Some of My Best Friends are Half-Mortals |
| Episode #: | 05x08 |
| Production Number: | 106 |
| Original Airdate: | Friday November 10th, 2000 |
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When Zelda goes to her dentist appointment in the Other Realm, she and her dentist set Sabrina and his son up on a date. It is after not having much success in going out with mortals since starting college that Sabrina agrees to go out with him. However, it doesn’t take long for their romantic feelings to be dashed, due to Sabrina meeting some intolerance from Derek and his father after revealing she is a half mortal.
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Salem: Silence wench! I’m trying to read Liz Smith. Apparently the material girl really digs that cabala.
Zelda: I appreciate your concern.
Salem: Well I’d give you the name of my dentist but you’d have to get neutered at the same time.
Zelda: Thanks but I have an appointment with Doctor Axelrod in the Other Realm.
Salem: Could you pick me up some whitening solution for my incisors?
Zelda: I’ve a better idea. Why don’t you cut back on the double espresso’s?
Salem: Please! I quit smoking, this is all I’ve got left.
| Salem: Young man! If I might have a word with you. (Derek walks over to him) Now I’m not her father and I don’t care how late you keep her out... However table scraps would be appreciated.
Sabrina: Oh just ignore Salem, everyone else does.
Derek: Salem Saberhagen?
Salem: The one and only.
Derek Oh man, it’s great to meet you. You’re a legend in the Other Realm.
Salem: Really? I thought your generation had forgotten me.
Sabrina: Lord knows we try. (Salem hisses at this)
Derek: Hey, the world would be a much greater place if Salem Saberhagen was in the emperor's seat.
Salem: Tell a friend.
Sabrina: Derek, are you ready to go?
Derek: Yeah in a second. (To Salem) My dad always said that you had a bum-rap and he’s on the Witches Council.
Salem: The Witches Council? Hey, how about you dump the broad and we throw back a couple of brewski’s huh? I’m buying. (Gives them a blinding smile)
Sabrina: Oh! If you wanna keep the beautiful smile I suggest you take your lips off my dates butt. (To Derek) Let’s go.
| Sabrina: Okay, for my date with Derek, how about this? (Holding up a mid-length skirt)
Salem: Too long.
Sabrina: Okay, this? (Holding up a mini skirt)
Salem: Too long.
Sabrina: Salem!
Salem: I’m just sayin’, don’t be afraid to show some skin.
Sabrina: Oh you mean like this? (She zaps Salem's fur off of him)
Salem: Are you mad woman?! I could catch my death. (Jumps off the bed and runs past Zelda out of the room)
Zelda: (Calling after) Whatever you did, I’m sure you deserved it.
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