Sabrina: Well-well-well, what’s new-new-new?
Zelda: Oh Sabrina, hi. Arthur and I were just having a little discussion about physics.
Sabrina: Oh, it looked a little more like chemistry to me. So, I didn’t know you and Professor Carlin, or should I say Arthur, were involved again?
Zelda: We’ve been seeing each other... casually. He was just keeping me company while I wait for President Banning. My meeting was scheduled an hour ago. I wonder what’s keeping him.
Sabrina: Oh I’m sure he’s just tied up with something important.
Hilda: (Off-screen) Stop! That tickles! That tickles too! Ha-ha!
Zelda: Say it ain't so.
Sabrina: Oh I would if I could.
Hilda: (Walking out of President Banning's office, and straightening her hair) Hi Zellie. Sabrina.
Zelda: This is what higher education has sunk to.
Hilda: I love the academic life, and guess what? I’ve just made the Deans list.
Professor: She’s a hottie. I cannot see how this babe is your girlfriend?
Professor Carlin: Well it’s not official yet but I’m working on it. I can definitely see myself spending the rest of my life with this one.
Hilda: (To herself) Oh really! Well here’s what I see. (She uses her magic to push Professor Carlin's chair out from under him) Nobody makes a fool of Zelda Spellman... except me.
(Watching Morgan working her first shift)
Hilda: Look at her. It’s like she was borne to clear tables and schlep coffee
Sabrina: Yes, I guess that humble pie really did the trick.
Hilda: (Shocked) You gave her humble pie!?
Sabrina Yes. Is something wrong?
Hilda: Just a little. If someone who eats humble pie runs into someone who takes the cake, it cancels out everything.
Morgan: Hi, My name is Morgan and I’m honored to be your waitress today. What can I get for you?
Customer: I’ll take the cake.
Morgan: (Tossing her tray on the customers lap) Get it yourself. (Walking over to the counter while removing the apron) I’m going on break. See ya in three hours. (She then leaves the coffee house)
Sabrina: (To Hilda) So I think the new girls really working out.
Morgan: (After reading her father's note) Oh my God, I'm broke!
Sabrina: (Saddened) That makes four of us.
Wally: (Hanging up a large hanger of 10 Dollar Bills when Sabrina walks in) I'll be right with you, gotta hang ten.