Sabrina is trying to get a column in the paper, despite Mike’s record of never letting an intern have that chance. Even though he turns down her article prospects, Mike thinks she has some good ideas and invites her to join him and the other reporters to share her ideas for prospective articles. However, Katrina almost gets her fired when she sends Sabrina an airhead virus that drains her of her substance. After Harvey realizes something is wrong with her, he brings Sabrina to her aunts’ house and helps them teach her all of life’s lessons. As this is happening, Hilda becomes addicted to knitting, and begins making Salem various costumes.