Sabrina: Thanks... I think. Well, I’ve finally figured out the reason I can’t say ‘I love you’ to Josh. I’m convinced the only way I can tell Josh I love him without sounding like Tweety Bird, is to tell him I’m a witch.
Hilda: But Sabrina, that’s impossible.
Zelda: If you tell a mortal you’re a witch, you’ll be striped of your powers and cast out for ever!
Sabrina: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! How about some term limits for that Witches Council?
Salem: Might I bring up the fact that Harvey knows she’s a witch and nothing happened to her.
Sabrina: That’s because he figured it out on his own... Wait a minute! What if I don’t tell Josh and he figures it out the way Harvey did? Then there wouldn’t be any consequences at all.
Hilda: Except for one tiny detail. When Harvey found out you were a witch, he dumped you like yesterdays trash.
Sabrina: That’s a risk I’ll just have to take.
Salem: (Furious) You dumped yesterdays trash?! (Running to the kitchen) That was today’s lunch!