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Tiring of how her advice always seems to backfire in her friends faces, Sabrina decides to visit the Other Realm Busybody Shop to get “fixed.” At first Sabrina’s intention of staying out of everybody’s business seems like a good plan, but when her friends and family start getting into more trouble as a result of neutrality, Sabrina decides to replace the missing part. Unfortunately, her new busybody part causes more harm than before and results in Sabrina having to get a custom-made busybody part to replace the first one she originally had removed. As a result, Sabrina is able to stop Salem from making a move on Roxie and Morgan.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 6x18
Production Number: 138
Airdate: Friday April 12th, 2002

Guest Stars
Eamonn RocheEamonn Roche
As Buddy
George WendtGeorge Wendt
As Mike Shelby
Anthony R. JonesAnthony R. Jones
As Mr. McCoy
Debbe DunningDebbe Dunning
As Veronique
Simon HarveySimon Harvey
As Franklin
Episode Quotes
Zelda: How it didn’t occur to Hilda that the handle goes on the outside of the tea pot is beyond me.
Salem: She hears the music different than we do. Hey Zel, favour to ask.
Zelda: Salem, you already did and the answer is no. I can’t, arbitrarily, turn you into a man just so you can date Roxie. The Witches Council has rules against that.
Salem: I curse the Witches council! Unless they’re listening, in which case I bow to their punishing wisdom-um. Look, so I haven’t been a perfect cat...
Zelda: (Interrupting) You’ve been a rotten cat.
Salem: Precisely, but I’m willing to change for Roxie! I’m in love with her. Please Zelda, make me a man.
Zelda: Oh if I had a dollar for every time some strapping young hunk has said that to me...
Salem: (Interrupting) Heck, if you had a dime we’d all be rich! Na-ha-ha! But seriously Zelda, Roxie has changed me. She makes me wanna be a better cat (sniffs) But she won’t have me unless I’m a man. (he starts crying)
Zelda: Oh good lord, are those tears? This is the real thing.
Salem: That’s what I’m trying to tell you. (Sniff!)
Zelda: Oh all right. I’ll request a temporary transformation from the Witches Council so you can meet Roxie in human form. But I’m warning you, unless she really is the one, the spell wont last.
Salem: YEEHAW! (Singing) I’m gonna be a ma-an! I’m gonna be a ma-an... Oh my gosh, what am I gonna wear?

Sabrina: Hey, Salem. Nice suit.
Salem: Oh Sabrina, it’s a sad sad day. Zelda turned the cat in me into a man, but the pig in me turned the man back into a cat!
Sabrina: On the bright side, you’re your own petting zoo. (The woman Salem was gawking at inside the coffee house comes out and stops beside Sabrina) Thanks a lot Veronique.
Veronique: My pleasure, Sabrina. He made it too easy.
Salem: I’ve been had! I’ve been duped! Actually I was duped before I even got the chance to be had!

Other Episode Crew

CreatorNell Scovell
Executive ProducerNell Scovell
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