(Salem is sitting on the couch, watching a documentary about Italian Dictator Benito Mussolini when Aaron walks into the room)
Documentary Narrator: After the war, brutal dictator, Benito Mussolini, finally met a violent end at the hand of an assassin.
Salem: Oh, good old Il Duce. He put the fashion in fascist. (Aaron walks into the room and changes the channel after sitting down by Salem)
Aaron: What the... (he puts the channel back on football game, but it gets changed back to what Salem is watching) Hey, paws off the remote and kitty off the couch. (Squirts Salem with a plant sprayer to get him off the couch) Brain the size of a marble.
Salem: (Under his breath) Listen, Pretty boy, you do not want to get into a spray war with me.