Episode Quotes
Winston: Hello again, Sam.
Samantha: Hi. You're just not used to hearing the word "no", are you?
Winston: I hear it all the time. It's that little noise right before "yes."
Samantha: (to Winston) I smell cupcakes. Are you so rich you smell like cupcakes?
(Sam leaves a message for Todd on his answering machine while he is behind her in line)
Samantha: Just keep in mind that by now, I do know your routine. I know when you get your coffee, and those big, fat cinnamon rolls that you just love so much, but then you feel so guilty for eating them that you go and run off the calories in the park like a girl! Anyhoo --
Winston: Samantha Newly, the day we've been waiting for is finally here. Marry me.
Samantha: Screw me.