Episode Quotes
Samantha: (about Dena) Since when is she your best friend?
Andrea: Who got up in the middle of the night to pick her up when her stupid car ran out of gas last month?
Samantha: Me.
Andrea: Oh, so now all of a sudden you have a memory. That's very convenient.
Samantha: (voiceover) I was reading an article the other day, by which I mean I was watching TV, and it said that happiness comes from realizing which things in life you just can't control and then controlling them, even if it kills you. That might not have been the lesson. I was flipping around.
Samantha: Parenting books. Golf. Ohio.
Andrea: What are you doing?
Samantha: I was just listing the things that I couldn't give a crap about.
Samantha: I am a killer! I have butterfly blood on my hands!
Andrea: Oh, I don't think they have blood. They're like birds.
Dena: Dating is dangerous for me. I get too close too fast and then I get hurt, like a little sparrow that keeps flying into the same windowpane over and over and over and over again.