Regina: Oh and that daughter of hers. She's doctor, she's married, she has two children. Ya know and you're single, and you're unemployed, and after you're coma, you had to relearn how to peel an orange.
Samantha: Hey, I got that in one day!
Samantha: Last night I tried to dance at a club and unintentially raised two thousand dollars for my "problem."
Samantha: (closing voiceover) You know when you think something is going to go badly and it goes just ok, so you think it's going great? It's probably worse than you ever imagined!