Todd: Stay. It will be like old times.
Samantha: It's not supposed to be like old times. Ok? I'm supposed to be new and improved. And you know what? You're not helping very much mister.
Todd: You weren't complaining last night.
Samantha: You took advantage of a drunk woman with a massive head injury. Nice work!
Todd: I tried to wait until you sobered up, but you got naked and I lost my train of thought.

Samantha: Maybe I haven't changed. Maybe my true self freed up by alcohol as my old self sabotaging any effort I have to change.

Regina: If you want to help, I will take you out and buy you a rubber bracelet and a red t-shirt.