Actor Jude Law hosts with musical guest Ashlee Simpson.

Sketches:"Hardball", "Sky Captain Filming", "Dyson Toilets", "The Ninth Presidential Debate", "Paris Hilton Apologizes", "President Bush and Tony Blair", "Apprentice Halloween Episode Commercial Taping", "Jane Eyre", "Bear City: The Fender Bender", "The Adventures of Peter O'Toole and Michael Caine", and "Bear City: Getting Fired."

Performances: Ashlee Simpson performs "Pieces of Me" and attempts to perform Autobiography" but is caught lip-syncing.