Alexander star Colin Farrell hosts. Musical guest is the Scissor Sisters.

Sketches:"Rumsfeld Speaks To The Troops," "Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover" (rerun), "Big Roach Problem," "Horny Customs Officer," "Show Biz Grande Explosion," "Key Party," "Aging Window Cleaner," and "Merv The Perv."

Performances:Scissor Sisters perform "Take Your Mama" and a cover of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb."