Desprate Housewives star Eva Longoria hosts with musical guest Korn.

Sketches: "Bush Q&A in China," "RAM 5000," "The Spammies," "Deep House Dish," "MorganStanley," "The Couple That Should Be Divorced," "Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Day Special," "Vanity Fair Photo Shoot," "Still Trapped in the Closet," "The Engelhart Five Minus One," and "Firmium."

Performances: KoRn performs "Twisted Transistor" and "Freak on a Leash."