Sketches: "Hardball," "Urigro," "The NFL on CBS," "Frontline: 2007 Year in Review" (cartoon), "The First Person in History to Dance," "MacGruber", "Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency," "Common & Blizzard Man," "The Unicorn Forest," "Nurse Nancy" and "Lansford Brothers & Associates."

Performances: AFI perform "Love Like Winter" and "Miss Murder."