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1 :01x01 - George Carlin/Janis Ian & Billy Preston
Writer: Lorne Michaels
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Valri Bromfield (Herself), Andy Kaufman (Himself), George Carlin (Himself), Janis Ian (Herself), Billy Preston (Himself), Wendy Craig (Academy of Better Careers Pitchman), Richard Belzer (Juror), Albert Brooks (Reporter), Jacqueline Carlin (Various), Tom Davis (Juror), Andrew Duncan (Triple-Trac Spokesman), Al Franken (Caveman), Elliott Gould (Juror), Neil Levy (Juror), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Gary Weis (Man On the Street), Akira Yoshimura (Student), Alan Zweibel (Man On the Street)
Tonight's host is George Carlin with musical guests Janis Ian & Bill Preston
Sketches: "Wolverines", "George Carlin's Monologue", "New Dad Insurance", "The Courtroom", "Andy Kaufman", "George Carlin Stand-Up I", "Victims Of Shark Bite", "Jamitol", "Triopenin", "Triopenin", "Triple-Trac", "George Carlin Stand-Up II", "The Impossible Truth", "Bee Hospital", "Academy of Better Careers", "Show Us Your Guns", George Carlin Stand-Up III, and "Trojan Horse Home Security."
2 :01x02 - Paul Simon/Art Garfunkel, Randy Newman, Phoebe Snow
Writer: Lorne Michaels
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Albert Brooks (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself), Art Garfunkel (Himself), Randy Newman (Himself), Phoebe Snow (Herself), Marv Albert (Himself), Bill Bradley (Himself), Connie Hawkins (Herself), Jerry Rubin (Himself)
Tonight's Host is Paul Simon with musical guests Art Garfunkel, Phoebe Snow, and Randy Newman.
Sketches: "The Berkeley Collection of Grafitti Wallpaper," "Paul Simon vs. Connie Hawkins" (film), "The Bees Have Been Cut," "The Mighty Favog," "Albert's Home Movies" (film), and "Try-Hard 1-11." Paul Simon performed "Still Crazy After All These Years" and "Loves Me Like A Rock" solo and "The Boxer" and "Scarborough Fair" with Art Garfunkel.
3 :01x03 - Rob Reiner/"Joe Cocker"
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Albert Brooks (Himself), Denny Dillon (Herself), Andy Kaufman (Foreign Man), The Lockers (Themselves), Penny Marshall (Herself), Rob Reiner (Himself), Anne Beatts (Mourner), Jacqueline Carlin (Patient), Tom Davis (Mourner), Al Franken (Mourner), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Corpse)
Tonight's host is Rob Reiner with musical guest "Joe Cocker" (AKA John Belushi)
Sketches: Wheelchair Bound, A Trip to the Doctor, Fashion Show, Surgery Free Healing, Dangerous But Inept, National Pancreas Association PSA, At The Blaine Hotel, What Gilda Ate, Square Dancing, Smoking Craters, and Operation.
Performances: "Joe Cocker" performs "A Little Help From My Friends"
4 :01x04 - Candice Bergen/Esther Phillips
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Foreign Man), Candice Bergen (Herself), Esther Phillips (Herself), Tom Davis (Pong Player #2), Andrew Duncan (Ambassador Training Institute Pitchman), Al Franken (Pong Player #1), Dabbs Greer (Man at Veterinary Clinic), Neil Levy (Guard)
Tonight's host is Candice Bergen with musical guest Esther Phillips.
Sketches: "Gerald Ford's Address," "Ambassador Training Institute," "Jaws II," "Garrett Morris and the CIA," "Catherine Deneuve," "Black Perspective," "Midnight Probe," "Foreign Man," "Crank Call to Airline Stewardess," "The Glig Population," and "Obnoxious Journalist."
Performances: Esther Phillips performs "What a Difference a Day Makes" and "I Can Stand a Little Rain"
5 :01x05 - Robert Klein/ABBA, Loudon Wainwright III
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Robert Klein (Himself), Loudon Wainwright III (Himself), ABBA (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Audience Member), Neil Levy (Various), Alan Zweibel (Audience Member)
Tonight's host is Robert Klein with musical guests ABBA amd Loudon Wainwright III
Sketches: "Beauty Pageant," "Pong," "Minute Mystery ," "Bee Centennial Minute," "Greg Allman's Love Life," "Sam Peckinpah," "Jamitol," "Exterminators," "Fireman," "The Muppets," "Robert Klien Stand-up," "K-Put's Price-Is-Rite Stamp Gun," "Looks At Books," and "Ambassador Training Institute"
Performances: ABBA performs "S.O.S." and "Waterloo"
Loudon Wainwright III performs "Unrequited to the Nth Degree" and "Bicentennial"
Robert Klein & The SNL Band perform "I Can't Stop My Leg"
6 :01x06 - Lily Tomlin
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Lily Tomlin (Herself), Anne Beatts (Various), Jacqueline Carlin (Nurse), Tom Davis (Patient), Neil Levy (Orderly), Rosie Shuster (Student), Alan Zweibel (Shock Therapy Patient)
Tonight's host is Lily Tomlin. She is also the musical guest.
Sketches: "Gerald Ford Addresses the Nation," "Beethoven Sings My Girl," Jaws III, "Edith Ann On Ice," "Spud Beer," "How To Harass Men," "Beethoven's Second," "The Clumsy Bellhop and the Interracial Couple," "Suzy Forgives Patty Hearst," "Beethoven as Ray Charles," and "Skred In Love" (Muppets).
Performances: Lily Tomlin & The Bees perform "Bee Scat"
7 :01x07 - Richard Pryor/Gil-Scott Heron, Thalamamus Rasulala
Writer: Lorne Michaels
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Albert Brooks (Himself), Annazette Chase (Mother), Richard Pryor (Himself (Host)), Thalmus Rasulala (Priest), Gil Scott-Heron (Himself), Shelley R. Bonus (Herself (as Shelley Pryor)), Jacqueline Carlin (Various), Neil Levy (Boy Scout), Kathy McKey (Black Mother), Tom Schiller (Himself), Rosie Shuster (Herself)
Tonight's host is stand up comedian Richard Pryor. Musical Guests are Gil-Scott Heron and actor Thalamamus Rasulala.
Sketches: "The Clumsy Waiters," "Samurai Hotel," "Looks At Books," "New Dad," "Police Line-Ups," "Racist Word Association," "Pong" (film), "When White Family Members Turn Black," "Spud Beer," "Early Suicide Pill," "Ploobis and Scred Get Drunk," "Exorcist II," "Albert Brooks Is Homesick" (film), and "Richard Pryor Stand-Up."
Performances: Gil-Scott Heron performs "Johannesburg" and "A Lovely Day."
8 :01x08 - Candice Bergen/The Stylistics, Martha Reeves
Guest star: Candice Bergen (Herself (Host)), The Stylistics (Themselves), Martha Reeves (Herself), Tom Davis (Bee), Joe Dicso (Himself), Al Franken (Bee), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Akira Yoshimura (Bee)
Tonight's guest host will be Candice Bergen, with musical guests of The Stylistics and Martha Reeves.
Sketches: "Christmas Eve at the White House," "Billy's Call Home," "Home Movies," "Bee Capades," "Latent Elves," "Minute Mystery," "Laundromat Romance," "Ploobis' Christmas Party."
9 :01x09 - Elliott Gould/Anne Murray
Guest star: Elliott Gould (Himself (Host)), Anne Murray (Herself), Albert Brooks (Himself), James L. Brooks (Paul Reynold), Tom Davis (Himself), Al Franken (Himself), Paula Kahn (Herself), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Dave Wilson (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
10 :01x10 - Buck Henry/Bill Withers, Toni Basil
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Toni Basil (Herself), Bill Withers (Himself), Fred Berry (Himself), Cheryl Hardwick (Bee), Howard Johnson (Bee), Tom Malone (Bee), Lou Marini (Bee), Alan Rubin (Bee), Tom Schiller (Henri), Paul Shaffer (Bee), Howard Shore (Bee), Alan Zweibel (Reporter)
11 :01x11 - Peter Cook, Dudley Moore/Neil Sedaka
Guest star: George Coe (Various), Peter Cook (Himself (Co-Host)), Dudley Moore (Himself (Co-Host)), Neil Sedaka (Himself), Jacqueline Carlin (Herself), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Paul Shaffer (Pianist), Alan Zweibel (Reporter)
12 :01x12 - Dick Cavett/Marshall Efron, Jimmy Cliff
Guest star: Dick Cavett (Himself (Host)), Marshall Efron (Dwayne Christiansen), Harry McDevitt (Himself - Director of 'The Apple Follies'), Jimmy Cliff (Himself), Tom Schiller (Reporter), Rosie Shuster (Fan)
13 :01x13 - Peter Boyle/Al Jarreau
Guest star: Peter Boyle (Himself (Host)), Al Jarreau (Himself), Anne Beatts (Patron), Neil Levy (Patron), Alan Zweibel (Patron)
14 :01x14 - Desi Arnaz/Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Desi Arnaz (Himself (Host)), Desi Arnaz, Jr. (Himself), Anne Beatts (Patron), George Coe (Walter Winchell), Tom Davis (Various), Neil Levy (Various), Taylor Mead (Himself), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Various)
I Love Lucy star Desi Arnaz hosts. He also performs with his son, musical guest Desi Arnaz Jr.
Sketches: President Ford's Word Association," "National Express," "No Sex on His Birthday," "Luciana Vermicelli's Beauty Regimen," "Literary Recital," "Very White," "The Failed Pilots of 'I Love Lucy'," "Speed," "The Untouchables," "Lucy and Ethel," "Taylor Mead's Cat" (film), "Cuban Acupuncture," "Understanding Men," "Bisexual Minute," and "Lucy Discusses Desi's Book."
Performances: Desi Arnez Sr. and Jr. perform "Cuban Pete" and "Babalu."
15 :01x15 - Jill Clayburgh/Andy Kaufman
Guest star: Jill Clayburgh (Herself (Host)), Andy Kaufman (Himself), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Leon Redbone (Himself), Edie Baskin (Himself - Interviewer), Andrew Duncan (Triple-Trac Spokesman), Rosie Shuster (Audience Member), Alan Zweibel (Himself)
16 :01x16 - Anthony Perkins/Betty Carter
Guest star: Anthony Perkins (Himself (Host)), Betty Carter (Herself), Tom Davis (Patron), Neil Levy (Patron), Rosie Shuster (Patron), Alan Zweibel (Consumer)
17 :01x17 - Ron Nessen/Toni Basil, Patti Smith
Guest star: Billy Crystal (Himself (as Bill Crystal)), Ron Nessen (Himself (Host)), Patti Smith Group (Themselves), Toni Basil (Herself), Patti Smith (Herself), Tom Davis (Various), Gerald Ford (Himself), Al Franken (Various), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Various)
18 :01x18 - Raquel Welch/Phoebe Snow, John Sebastian
Guest star: Raquel Welch (Herself (Host)), John Sebastian (Himself), Phoebe Snow (Herself), Alan Zweibel (Bee)
19 :01x19 - Madeline Kahn/Carly Simon
Guest star: Madeline Kahn (Herself (Host)), Carly Simon (Herself), Marilyn Suzanne Miller (Mother), Paul Shaffer (Igor), Howard Shore (Dr. Frankenstein)
20 :01x20 - Dyan Cannon/Leon Russell
Guest star: Dyan Cannon (Herself (Host)), Leon Russell (Himself), Buck Henry (Himself), Neil Levy (Marine), Paul Shaffer (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself), Alan Zweibel (Horace)
21 :01x21 - Buck Henry/Gordon Lightfoot
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Gordon Lightfoot (Himself), Anne Beatts (Crowd Member), George Coe (Various), Tom Davis (Crowd Member), Joe Dicso (Himself), Al Franken (Crowd Member), Cheryl Hardwick (Pianist), Neil Levy (Crowd Member), Tom Schiller (Crowd Member), Rosie Shuster (Crowd Member), Paul Shaffer (Crowd Member), Howard Shore (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself), Alan Zweibel (Crowd Member)
22 :01x22 - Elliott Gould/Leon Redbone
Guest star: Elliott Gould (Himself (Host)), Harlan Collins (Himself), Leon Redbone (Himself), Carrie Barns (Herself), Neil Levy (Wax figure), Doris Powell (Lt. Uhura), Akira Yoshimura (Sulu)
23 :01x23 - Louise Lasser/Preservation Hall Jazz Band
Guest star: Louise Lasser (Herself (Host)), Joe Dicso (Himself), Michael Sarrazin (Diner), Tom Schiller (Death), Alan Zweibel (Diner)
Live from the Mardi Gras
Guest star: Anne Beatts (Various), Joe Dicso (Referee), James Downey (Football Player), Tom Schiller (Student), Rosie Shuster (Various), Alan Zweibel (Various)
25 :02x01 - Lily Tomlin/James Taylor
Guest star: Lily Tomlin (Herself (Host)), James Taylor (Himself), Tom Davis (Tommy Bell), Taylor Mead (Himself), Paul Shaffer (Himself), Alan Zweibel (Various)
26 :02x02 - Norman Lear/Boz Scaggs
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Norman Lear (Himself (Host)), Boz Scaggs (Himself), Carroll O'Connor (Himself), Jean Stapleton (Herself), Beatrice Arthur (Herself), Bernadette Peters (Herself), Richard Crenna (Himself), Isabel Sanford (Herself), Sherman Hemsley (Himself), Tom Schiller (Writer #456), Nancy Walker (Herself)
Tonight's host is TV producer Norman Lear, the brains behind shows like All In The Family, The Jeffersons, and The Golden Girls. Musical guest is Boz Scaggs.
Sketches:"Gilda plans to do the fall", "Jimmy Carter speaks on sexual performance in the White House", "Chevy's Girls", "Trial sitcom--The Snakehandling O'Sheas", "Joseph Franklin--The Metric Clock", "Abusive Divorce Lawyer", and "Rhodesian Peace Talks."
Performances:Boz Scaggs performs "What Can I Say?"
27 :02x03 - Eric Idle/Joe Cocker and Stuff
Guest star: Eric Idle (Himself (Host)), Joe Cocker (Himself), Anne Beatts (Patron), Richard Belzer (Various), Tom Davis (Various), Ricky Fataar (Stig O'Hara), John Halsey (Barry Womble), Neil Innes (Ron Nasty), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Paul Shaffer (Pianist), Alan Zweibel (Doctor)
28 :02x04 - Karen Black/John Prine
Guest star: Karen Black (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), John Prine (Himself), Tom Davis (Various), Al Franken (Various), George Schultz (Nightclub Owner), Paul Shaffer (Pianist)
29 :02x05 - Steve Martin/Kinky Friedman
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Kinky Friedman (Himself), Al Franken (Wanderer), Alan Zweibel (Various)
30 :02x06 - Buck Henry/The Band
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), The Band (Themselves), Alan Zweibel (Roger Smith)
31 :02x07 - Dick Cavett/Ry Cooder
Guest star: Dick Cavett (Himself (Host)), Ry Cooder (Himself), Tom Davis (Dr. Thomas James Davis), Joe Dicso (Passerby), Al Franken (Dr. Alan S. Franken), Neil Levy (Neil), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Various)
32 :02x08 - Paul Simon/Paul Simon, George Harrison
Guest star: George Harrison (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Neil Levy (Hippie), Tom Schiller (Patron)
33 :02x09 - Jodie Foster/Brian Wilson
Guest star: Jodie Foster (Herself (Host)), Brian Wilson (Himself), Anne Beatts (Don Pardo's Classmate), Neil Levy (Student), Tom Schiller (Student), Dave Wilson (Himself), Alan Zweibel (Various)
34 :02x10 - Candice Bergen/Frank Zappa
Guest star: Candice Bergen (Herself (Host)), Frank Zappa (Himself), Joe Dicso (Himself), Neil Levy (Stagehand), Diana Nyad (Herself), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Patron)
35 :02x11 - Ralph Nader/George Benson
Guest star: Ralph Nader (Himself (Host)), George Benson (Himself), Andrew Duncan (Ambassador Training Institute Pitchman), Andy Kaufman (Foreign Man/Elvis), Neil Levy (Football Player/Guard), Steve Martin (Himself), Tom Schiller (Dean Slydell)
36 :02x12 - Ruth Gordon/Chuck Berry
Guest star: Ruth Gordon (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Chuck Berry (Himself), Joe Dicso (Passerby), Robert Dryden (Belushi's Doctor), Ricky Jay (Himself), Neil Levy (Customer), Tom Schiller (Passerby), Rosie Shuster (Customer), Alan Zweibel (Passerby)
37 :02x14 - Fran Tarkenton/Leo Sayer
Guest star: Fran Tarkenton (Himself (Host)), Leo Sayer (Himself), Anne Beatts (Maiden), James Downey (Celebrity), Buck Henry (Himself), Eric Idle (Himself), Penny Marshall (Herself), Tom Schiller (Various), Cindy Williams (Herself), Henry Winkler (Himself)
38 :02x15 - Steve Martin/The Kinks
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), The Kinks (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Various), Joe Dicso (Himself), Cheryl Hardwick (Pianist), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Lily Tomlin (Various), Alan Zweibel (Harold Giblan)
39 :02x16 - Sissy Spacek/Richard Baskin
Director: Robert Altman
Guest star: Sissy Spacek (Herself (Host)), Richard Baskin (Himself), James Downey (Burger Master Customer), Dave Wilson (Himself)
40 :02x17 - Broderick Crawford/Dr. John, The Meters
Guest star: Broderick Crawford (Himself (Host)), Dr. John (Himself), The Meters (Themselves), Levon Helm (Himself), Neil Levy (Police Officer), Linda Ronstadt (Herself)
41 :02x18 - Jack Burns/Santana
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Jack Burns (Himself (Host)), Santana (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Various), James Downey (Various), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Alan Zweibel (Squatter)
Tonight's host is Jack Burns with musical guest Santana
Sketches: "Belushi Refuses to Say Live From New York," "The Coneheads," "Marine Wedding," "The Untouchables", "The Story of The Squatters", "Ask Big Daddy", "Washed Up Comedy Writer", "Suicidal Buisnessman, Old-Fashioned Pharmacist."
Performances: Santana performs Santana performs "Black Magic Woman" and "Europa."
42 :02x19 - Julian Bond/Brick
Guest star: Julian Bond (Himself (Host)), Tom Waits (Himself), Brick (Themselves), Patti Smith (Herself)
43 :02x20 - Elliott Gould/McGarrigle Sisters
Guest star: Elliott Gould (Himself (Host)), Roslyn Kind (Herself), Anna McGarrigle (Herself), Kate McGarrigle (Herself), Anne Beatts (Jane), Neil Levy (Various), Paul Shaffer (Paul)
44 :02x21 - Eric Idle/Neil Innes
Guest star: Eric Idle (Himself (Host)), Neil Innes (Himself), Alan Price (Himself), Anne Beatts (Dope Grower), Jeannette Charles (Queen Elizabeth), James Downey (Hugh), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Dope Grower), Rosie Shuster (Dope Grower), Alan Zweibel (Various)
45 :02x22 - Shelley Duvall/Joan Armatrading
Guest star: Shelley Duvall (Herself (Host)), Spalding Gray (Himself), Joan Armatrading (Herself), Anne Beatts (Various), James Downey (Various), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Paul Shaffer (Himself), Alan Zweibel (Various)
46 :02x23 - Buck Henry/Kenny Vance, Jennifer Warnes
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Kenny Vance (Himself), Jennifer Warnes (Herself), Bella Abzug (Herself), Anne Beatts (Various), Chevy Chase (Various), James Downey (Himself), Tom Schiller (Himself), Rosie Shuster (Various), Alan Zweibel (Himself)
47 :03x01 - Steve Martin/Jackson Browne
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Jackson Browne (Himself), James Downey (Contestant), Neil Levy (Contestant), Tom Schiller (Contestant), Rosie Shuster (Various), Akira Yoshimura (Contestant), Alan Zweibel (Contestant)
48 :03x02 - Madeline Kahn/Taj Mahal
Guest star: Barry Humphries (Dame Edna Everage), Madeline Kahn (Herself (Host)), Taj Mahal (Himself), James Downey (Reporter), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Reporter)
49 :03x03 - Hugh Hefner/Libby Titus
Guest star: Hugh M. Hefner (Himself (Host)), Andy Kaufman (Foreign Man), Libby Titus (Herself), Anne Beatts (Various), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Paul Shaffer (Organist), Alan Zweibel (Jonathan Gilsrack)
50 :03x04 - Charles Grodin/Paul Simon and The Persuaders
Guest star: Charles Grodin (Himself (Host)), Paul Simon (Himself), The Persuasions (Themselves), Joe Dicso (Himself), Art Garfunkel (Himself), Neil Levy (Bee), Tom Schiller (Bee), Alan Zweibel (Himself)
51 :03x05 - Ray Charles and the Raylettes
Guest star: Franklyn Ajaye (Himself), Ray Charles (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Michael O'donoghue (Mr. Mike), Buck Henry (Himself)
52 :03x06 - Buck Henry/Leon Redbone
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Miskel Spillman (Herself), Leon Redbone (Himself), James Downey (Himself), Neil Levy (Various), Tom Schiller (Various)
53 :03x07 - Mary Kay Place/Willie Nelson
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Himself), Mary Kay Place (Herself (Host)), Willie Nelson (Himself), James Downey (Priest), Neil Levy (Jewish Warrior), Tom Schiller (Various), Alan Zweibel (Jewish Warrior)
54 :03x08 - Mrs. Miskel Spillman/Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Guest star: Miskel Spillman (Herself (Host)), Elvis Costello (Himself), Cheryl Hardwick (Fingers), Buck Henry (Himself), Tom Schiller (Various)
55 :03x09 - Steve Martin/The Nitty Gritty Dirty Band
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (Themselves), Randy Newman (Himself)
56 :03x10 - Robert Klein/Bonnie Raitt
Guest star: Robert Klein (Himself (Host)), Bonnie Raitt (Herself), Anne Beatts (Patron), Brian Doyle-Murray (Various), Tom Schiller (Various), Paul Shaffer (Don Kirshner/Paul)
57 :03x11 - Chevy Chase/Billy Joel
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Billy Joel (Himself), Valri Bromfield (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Former cast member Chevy Chase returns to the show that made him famous. He also brings Billy Joel with him as the musical guest.
58 :03x12 - O.J. Simpson/Ashford and Simpson
Guest star: O. J. Simpson (Himself (Host)), Ashford & Simpson (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Grandma), Yvonne Hudson (Water hose operator), Tom Schiller (Priest)
59 :03x13 - Art Garfunkel/Stephen Bishop
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Art Garfunkel (Himself (Host)), Stephen Bishop (Himself), James Downey (Tatum O'Neal's Uncle), Andy Kaufman (Himself)
Sketches: Modern Crimes", "Kromega III", "Tomorrow", "Miracle In Chicago", "Stage Door Guard", "Looks At Books", "Don't Look Back In Anger", and "Looking For Mr. Goodbar Playset"
Performances: Stephen Bishop performs "On & On"
Art Garfunkel performs "All I Know" , "Scarborough Fair" and "Crying In My Sleep"
60 :03x14 - Jill Clayburgh/Eddie Money
Guest star: Jill Clayburgh (Herself (Host)), Eddie Money (Himself), Anne Beatts (Debra), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Alan Zweibel (Various)
61 :03x15 - Christopher Lee/Meat Loaf
Guest star: Richard Belzer (Himself), Christopher Lee (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Meat Loaf (Himself), Stacy Keach (Man in "Cold As Ice"), Rosie Shuster (Patron)
62 :03x16 - Michael Palin/Eugene Record
Guest star: Richard Belzer (Himself), Michael Palin (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Eugene Record (Himself), James Downey (Various), Akira Yoshimura (Tongsun Park Impersonator), Alan Zweibel (Officer)
63 :03x17 - Michael Sarrazin/Keith Jarrett
Guest star: Michael Sarrazin (Himself (Host)), Keith Jarrett (Himself), Anne Beatts (Various), James Downey (Spectator), Brian Doyle-Murray (Various), Mitchell Laurance (Spectator), Rosie Shuster (Various), Paul Shaffer (Don Kirshner), Alan Zweibel (Priest)
64 :03x18 - Steve Martin/The Blues Brothers
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Anne Beatts (Various), Steve Cropper (Blues Brothers Band), James Downey (Various), Brian Doyle-Murray (Various), Donald Dunn (Blues Brothers Band), Cheryl Hardwick (Herself), Howard Johnson (Himself), Steve Jordan (Blues Brothers Band), Mitchell Laurance (Various), Tom Malone (Blues Brothers Band), Lou Marini (Blues Brothers Band), Matt Murphy (Blues Brothers Band), Alan Rubin (Blues Brothers Band), Tom Schiller (Various), Rosie Shuster (Various), Tom Scott (Blues Brothers Band), Paul Shaffer (Don Kirshner), Howard Shore (Himself)
65 :03x19 - Richard Dreyfuss/Jimmy Buffett
Guest star: Richard Dreyfuss (Himself (Host)), Jimmy Buffett (Himself), Gary Tigerman (Himself), Anne Beatts (Patron), Mitchell Laurance (Patron), Rosie Shuster (Patron), Paul Shaffer (Himself)
66 :03x20 - Buck Henry/Sun Ra
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Sun Ra (Himself), Brian Doyle-Murray (Ron Quinn), Mitchell Laurance (Sodomite), Tom Schiller (Various)
67 :04x01 - The Rolling Stones
Guest star: The Rolling Stones (Themselves (Hosts/Musical Guests)), Anne Beatts (Patron), Brian Doyle-Murray (Patron), Carrie Fisher (Herself), Cheryl Hardwick (Herself), Edward I. Koch (Himself), Rosie Shuster (Patron), Paul Shaffer (Himself)
68 :04x02 - Fred Willard/Devo
Guest star: Fred Willard (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Devo (Themselves), Joe Dicso (Assistant Director), Alan Zweibel (Gary Morton)
69 :04x03 - Frank Zappa
Guest star: Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Frank Zappa (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Anne Beatts (Crew Member), Brian Doyle-Murray (Sid Vicious), Yvonne Hudson (Crew Member), Paul Shaffer (Don Kirshner)
70 :04x04 - Steve Martin/Van Morrison
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Van Morrison (Himself), Anne Beatts (Townsperson), Brian Doyle-Murray (Various), Yvonne Hudson (Spectator), Rosie Shuster (Various)
71 :04x05 - Buck Henry/The Grateful Dead
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), The Grateful Dead (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Patron), Brian Doyle-Murray (Various), Tom Schiller (Knight of Columbus), Paul Shaffer (Paul), Alan Zweibel (Various)
72 :04x06 - Carrie Fisher/The Blues Brothers
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Carrie Fisher (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Sluggo/Mr. Hand/Spot), Brian Doyle-Murray (Beachgoer), Alan Zweibel (Surfer)
73 :04x07 - Walter Matthau/Garrett Morris
Guest star: Walter Matthau (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), George Coe (Epoxy-Dent Spokesman), Brian Doyle-Murray (Larry Petropopoulos), Rosie Shuster (Linda), Alan Zweibel (Assistant)
74 :04x08 - Eric Idle/Kate Bush
Guest star: Eric Idle (Himself (Host)), Kate Bush (Herself), Joe Dicso (Himself), Brian Doyle-Murray (Himself), Tom Schiller (Various), Paul Shaffer (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself)
75 :04x09 - Elliott Gould/Peter Tosh with Mick Jagger
Guest star: Bob Elliott (Himself), Ray Goulding (Himself), Elliott Gould (Himself (Host)), Mick Jagger (Himself), Peter Tosh (Himself), Brian Doyle-Murray (Neil DiBlazee), Yvonne Hudson (Beulah), Tom Schiller (Knight of Columbus), Paul Shaffer (Himself)
76 :04x10 - Michael Palin/The Doobie Brothers
Guest star: Michael Palin (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), The Doobie Brothers (Themselves)
77 :04x11 - Cicely Tyson/Talking Heads
Guest star: Cicely Tyson (Herself (Host)), Talking Heads (Themselves), Yvonne Hudson (Spectator)
78 :04x12 - Rick Nelson/Judy Collins
Guest star: Rick Nelson (Himself (Host)), Judy Collins (Herself), Tom Schiller (Various)
79 :04x13 - Kate Jackson/Delbert McClinton
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Himself), Kate Jackson (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Delbert McClinton (Himself), Anne Beatts (Various), Tom Schiller (Tour Guide), Rosie Shuster (Various)
80 :04x14 - Gary Busey/Gary Busey with Rick Danko and Paul Butterfield, Eubie Blake
Guest star: Gary Busey (Himself (Host)), Eubie Blake (Himself), Paul Butterfield (Himself), Rick Danko (Himself), Gregory Hines (Himself)
81 :04x15 - Margot Kidder/The Chieftains
Guest star: Margot Kidder (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), The Chieftains (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Audience Member), Marilyn Suzanne Miller (Audience Member), Tom Schiller (Interviewer), Rosie Shuster (Audience Member), Dave Wilson (Himself)
82 :04x16 - Richard Benjamin/Rickie Lee Jones
Guest star: Richard Benjamin (Himself (Host)), Rickie Lee Jones (Herself), Anne Beatts (Reporter), Rodney Dangerfield (Himself), Marvin Goldhar (Replacement), Ed Kranepool (Himself), Rosie Shuster (Reporter)
84 :04x18 - Michael Palin/James Taylor
Guest star: Michael Palin (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), James Taylor (Himself)
85 :04x19 - Maureen Stapleton/Linda Ronstadt, Phoebe Snow
Guest star: Maureen Stapleton (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Linda Ronstadt (Herself), Phoebe Snow (Herself), Akira Yoshimura (Josh)
86 :04x20 - Buck Henry/Bette Midler
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Bette Midler (Herself), Joe Dicso (Himself)
Election Update
87 :05x01 - Steve Martin/Blondie
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Blondie (Themselves), Tom Gammill (Various), Buck Henry (Himself), Andy Murphy (Cardinal), Max Pross (Soldier)
88 :05x02 - Eric Idle/Bob Dylan
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Himself), Eric Idle (Himself (Host)), Bob Dylan (Himself), Buck Henry (Himself), Mitchell Laurance (Orderly), Max Pross (Himself), Fred Tackett (Musical Guest), Bob Zmuda (Referee)
89 :05x03 - Bill Russell/Chicago
Guest star: Bill Russell (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Chicago (Themselves), Tom Gammill (Various), Ed Herlihy (Banshee Spokesperson), Yvonne Hudson (Soldier), Mitchell Laurance (Basketball Player), Neil Levy (Basketball Player), Max Pross (Various), Howard Shore (Shelley)
90 :05x04 - Buck Henry/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Bailey Brundidge), Ed Herlihy (Himself), Yvonne Hudson (Various), Mitchell Laurance (Protestor), Sarah Paley (Protestor)
91 :05x05 - Bea Arthur/The Roches
Guest star: Beatrice Arthur (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), The Roches (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Friend), Tom Gammill (Friend), Yvonne Hudson (Friend), Andy Kaufman (Himself), Andy Murphy (Friend), Max Pross (Russian Soldier), Rosie Shuster (Friend)
93 :05x07 - Martin Sheen/David Bowie
Guest star: Martin Sheen (Himself (Host)), David Bowie (Himself), Tom Gammill (Caroler), Larry Hama (Vietnamese Soldier), Mitchell Laurance (Gypsy), Sarah Paley (Christmas Caroler), Akira Yoshimura (Vietnamese Soldier)
94 :05x08 - Ted Knight/Desmond Child and Rouge
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Himself), Teri Garr (Diner Waitress), Ted Knight (Himself (Host)), Desmond Child (Himself), Tom Gammill (Shepherd), Cheryl Hardwick (Pianist), Max Pross (Shepherd), Buddy Rogers (Himself), G. E. Smith (Himself), Bob Zmuda (Referee)
95 :05x09 - Teri Garr/The B-52's
Guest star: Teri Garr (Herself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), The B-52s (Themselves), Tom Gammill (Biddle Pemberton), Sarah Paley (Actress in 'Bad Playhouse'), Max Pross (Actor in 'Bad Playhouse'), Akira Yoshimura (Guard)
96 :05x10 - Chevy Chase/Marianne Faithfull
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Marianne Faithfull (Herself), Anne Beatts (Customer), Bert Convy (Himself), Tom Gammill (Patron), Sarah Paley (Patron), Max Pross (Patron), Rosie Shuster (Patron), Tom Scott (Musical Guest), Akira Yoshimura (Tribesman), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
97 :05x11 - Elliott Gould/Gary Numan
Guest star: Elliott Gould (Himself (Host)), Gary Numan (Himself), Sarah Paley (Cheerleader), Max Pross (Subway Passenger), Rosie Shuster (Caller), Akira Yoshimura (Godzilla's Lawyer)
98 :05x12 - Kirk Douglas/Sam and Dave
Guest star: Kirk Douglas (Himself (Host)), Sam & Dave (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Makeup Artist), Tom Gammill (Makeup Artist), Mitchell Laurance (Warrior), Neil Levy (Warrior), Max Pross (Makeup Artist)
99 :05x13 - Rodney Dangerfield/J. Geils Band
Guest star: Rodney Dangerfield (Himself (Host)), J Geils Band (Themselves), Tony Dow (Himself), Tom Gammill (Juror), Jerry Mathers (Himself), Rob Morrow (Juror), Andy Murphy (Juror), Sarah Paley (Various Characters), Max Pross (Juror)
100 :05x14 - Paul Simon/James Taylor
Guest star: David Sanborn (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself), James Taylor (Himself), John Belushi (Himself), Daniel Patrick Moynihan (Himself), Ralph Nader (Himself), Michael Palin (Himself)
101 :05x15 - Richard Benjamin, Paula Prentiss/The Grateful Dead
Guest star: Richard Benjamin (Himself (Co-Host)), Paula Prentiss (Herself (Co-Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), The Grateful Dead (Themselves)
102 :05x16 - Burt Reynolds/Anne Murray
Guest star: Burt Reynolds (Himself (Host)), Anne Murray (Herself), Max Pross (Roman), Rosie Shuster (Pepper)
103 :05x17 - Strother Martin/The Specials
Guest star: Strother Martin (Himself (Host)), The Specials (Themselves), Anne Beatts (Makeup Artist), Tom Gammill (Various), Andy Murphy (Reagan Supporter), Sarah Paley (Various Characters), Max Pross (Reagan Supporter), Rosie Shuster (Hair Stylist)
104 :05x18 - Bob Newhart/The Amazing Rhythm Aces, Bruce Cockburn
Guest star: Bob Newhart (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Bruce Cockburn (Himself), The Amazing Rhythm Aces (Themselves), Sarah Paley (Various Characters), Max Pross (Soldier)
105 :05x19 - Steve Martin/Paul and Linda McCartney
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Linda McCartney (Herself (via satellite from London)), Paul McCartney (Himself (via satellite from London)), Tom Gammill (Audience Member), Max Pross (Audience Member), Akira Yoshimura (Incredible Person)
106 :05x20 - Buck Henry/Andrew Gold
Guest star: Buck Henry (Himself (Host)), Andraé Crouch (Himself), Andrew Gold (Himself), Anne Beatts (Various), Richard Belzer (Museum Visitor), Lee Mayman (Himself), Marilyn Suzanne Miller (Herself), Andy Murphy (Museum Visitor), Sarah Paley (Duchess of Argyle), Akira Yoshimura (Prince Amanawahu), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
107 :06x01 - Elliott Gould/Kid Creole and the Coconuts
Live from New York, it's...Denny Dillon!
Sketches include: "In Bed with the New Cast", "Highway Reading", "Depressed Jimmy Carter", "Billy-Gram", "Censored Breast Exam", "What's It All About?", "Foot Fetish" (short film), "At One With...", "Heart to Heart" (short film), "SNL Sports: Nose Wrestling", "Valley Girl Vickie and the 40-Year-Old Man", "The Accordian Killer", "Gidgette Goes to Hell" (short film), and "Speed Listening"
Kid Creole and the Coconuts perform: "Mr. Softee" and "Grace of God"
108 :06x02 - Malcolm McDowell/Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band
Live from New York, it's...Gilbert Gottfried!
Sketches include: "Sitting Up Straight in the Electric Chair", "Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom: Search for the Negro Republican", "A Message from the Tobacco Growers of America", "Serf City", "Amy Carter and the Reagans", "Alex DeLarge for The American Milk Association", "Western Showdown" (short film), "The Novel Shop", "A Short History on the 100 Years' War" (short film), "The Leather Weather Report", "Commie Hunting Season", "The Rocket Report with Charles Rocket", "Jack the Stripper", "Someone's Hiding in My Apartment" (short film), and "The Wine Cellar with Carolyn Parker"
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band perform: "Hot Head" and "Ashtray Heart"
109 :06x03 - Ellen Burstyn/Aretha Franklin
Guest star: Ellen Burstyn (Herself (Host)), Aretha Franklin (Herself), Bill Paxton (Man in 'Fish Heads' video)
Live from New York, it's...Charles Rocket!
Sketches include: "A Message from David Rockefeller", "The Ed MacMahon School of Laughing", "What's It All About?", "The Rocket Report", "Paulie Herman: The Video Date", "Housing a Junkie", "Pepe Gonzales: The New York Matador" (short film), "Valley Girl Vickie at Planned Parenthood", "Mary Louise's Lesson", "The Toni Tenille Show", "Fish Heads" (music video), "Blaming The Kids for Divorce", and "The Lonely Old Lady"
Aretha Franklin performs: "United Together" and "Can't Turn You Loose"; special guest Keith Sykes performs: "B.I.G.T.I.M.E"
110 :06x04 - Jamie Lee Curtis/James Brown
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Jamie Lee Curtis (Herself (Host)), James Brown (Himself), Danny DeVito (Man in Short Film), Andy Murphy (Badger), Ellen Shipley (Herself)
Live from New York, it's...Denny Dillon, Gail Matthius, and Charles Rocket!
Sketches include: "The Mean Majority", "Brooke Shields for Clovin Hind Jeans" (three part pre-taped sketch), "Attack of the Terrible Snapping Creatures", "Paulie Herman: The 3-Card Monte Game", "Who is Gilbert Gottfried?" (short film), "Dying to Be Heard", "Poker and Drugs Don't Mix", "Badger Convention", "Tortu-Matic", "Hot Dogs for Gauguin" (short film), "Roweena's Cut'n'Curl: A Visit from Sushi Raw", and "Roadkill Burying Biker Chicks"
James Brown performs: "Rapp Payback" and a medley of his hits; special guest Ellen Shipley performs "Fotogenic"
111 :06x05 - David Carradine/Linda Ronstadt with Rex Smith, George Rose
Guest star: David Carradine (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot), Rex Smith (Himself), Linda Ronstadt (Herself), George Rose (Himself), Neil Levy (Executive)
Live from New York, it's...Joe Piscopo!
Sketches include: "Backstage SNL: Joe Piscopo and Don Pardo", "Gun City", "Caine and the Menswear Store", "Vickie and Debbie at the Mall", "The Rocket Report", "Bob Dylan Meets Woody Guthrie", "The Home Version of Dallas", "Mr. Bill's Christmas Special" (cartoon), "Kung-Fu Christmas", "Rich Heroin Addicts", "NBC's Virgin Search" (short film), "Dopenhagen & Happy Daze", "Mourning Colonel Sanders", "The Dancing Man" (short film), and "Caine Gets Welfare Counseling"
Linda Ronstandt, Rex Smith, George Rose, and the cast of "The Pirates of Penzance" perform a medley of Christmas carols
112 :06x06 - Ray Sharkey/Jack Bruce and Friends
Live from New York, it's...Eddie Murphy!
Sketches Include: "Who Is The Real Weasel?", "Worktime Beer", "The WASP Translator", "Vickie and Debbie Meet Tommy Torture", "Citizens for a Better America", "Jimmy Carter at the Bar", "January 11th", "Lazlo's Confession", "Have a Nice Day", "White Baby Salesman", "Bad Surrogate Mothers", "The Man with the Black Hat" (short film), "Stop-A-Nut brand Protection", "The Waiter Maker", "A Commercial About Nothing", and a stand-up piece from Eddie Murphy
Jack Bruce and Friends perform: "Dancin' on Air" and "Livin' Without Ja"
113 :06x07 - Karen Black/Cheap Trick, Stanley Clarke Trio
Guest star: Karen Black (Herself (Host)), Stanley Clarke (Himself), Cheap Trick (Themselves)
Live from New York, it's...Ann Risley!
Sketches include: "White House Move-Out", "The Legendary Composers", "Foundation for the Tragically Hip", "The Livelys", "Frank Sinatra for Vice President", "The Rocket Report", "Mona Lisa and the Museum Guard", "60 Minutes", "Thoughts of a Stroke Victim", "Fair Dinkum Championship Finals", "Neighbor Complaints", "Paulie Herman: Five Easy Pieces", "Saturday Night Live Action Figures", "What's It All About?", and "National Handgun Association"
Cheap Trick performs: "Baby Loves to Rock" and "Can't Stop It But I'm Gonna Try"; The Stanley Clarke Trio perform: "Wild Dog"
114 :06x08 - Robert Hays/Joe "King" Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul
Guest star: Robert Hays (Himself (Host)), Joe King Carrasco (Himself), The Crowns (Themselves), 14 Karat Soul (Themselves)
Live from New York, it's...Joe Piscopo!
Sketches Include: "America's Not Held Hostage Anymore", "Dazola Oil", "Love American Style: The Inflatable Prostitute", "Saturday Night Live Sports Central: Eddie Atari", "Reaganco brand Products", "The Save-A-Network Telethon", "Pre-Superbowl Pre-Game Preview", "The Foreign Film" (short film), "Sports Organist at a Funeral", "Disco Meltdown", "The Rocket Report", "The Pacesetter", "Ravi Sings!", "Roweena's Cut'n'Curl: Talking About Reagan", "Eddie Murphy Gets Promoted", "Dream Date", and "National Enquirer Editors".
14 Karat Soul performs: "I Wish That We Were Married" and "This Time It's For Real"; Joe "King" Carrasco & The Crowns perform: "Don't Bug Me Baby"
115 :06x09 - Jimmy Cliff, Sally Kellerman
Guest star: Sally Kellerman (Herself (Host)), Jimmy Cliff (Himself), Jim Fowler (Himself), Terry Sweeney ('Reagan's Diagrams' guest), Marc Weiner (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Charles Rocket!
Sketches include: "Reagan's Birthday", "The Rocket Report", "Italian Family", "Name That Sin", "Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat" (short film), "Was I Ever Red?", "Iranian Joke Book", "Parent and Child: The S&M Lesson", "A Day In The Life Of A Hostage" (short film), "Lean Acres/The Protesting Audience Member", "Iranian Student Council", "A Tribute to New York" (cartoon), "Pillow Pets", and "Talk Show Criminal Trial".
Jimmy Cliff performs "I Am the Living" and "Gone Clear"; host Sally Kellerman performs "Starting Over Again"
116 :06x10 - Deborah Harry/The Funky Four Plus One More
Guest star: Deborah Harry (Herself (Host)), The Funky 4 + 1 More (Themselves), Andy Murphy (Polish Ambassador), Marc Weiner (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Charles Rocket!
Sketches include: "Is Frank Sinatra a Hoodlum?", "Don't Look in the Refrigerator!", "The Livelys", "Newsbreak" (two-part sketch), "Where's Cooter?", "The Rocket Report", "Paulie Herman: The Valentine's Day Card Store", "Big Brother Wants a Date", "Sweetheart Robbers" (short film), "SoHo Lesbians", "King Kong Syndrome", and "Vickie and Debbie Meet Dropout Tina"
Deborah Harry performs: "Love TKO" and "Come Back, Jonee"; Funk Four Plus One More performs "That's The Joint"
117 :06x11 - Charlene Tilton/Todd Rundgren, Prince
Guest star: Charlene Tilton (Herself (Host)), Prince (Himself), Todd Rundgren (Himself), Don King (Himself), Marc Weiner (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Joe Piscopo!
Sketches include: "Rocko vs. Weindulah", "Backstage SNL: Charles Rocket Falls for Charlene Tilton", "The Greatest Records of All Time", "Mister Robinson's Neighborhood", "The Pork Queen and the Sausage Princesses", "The Rocket Report", "A Fiddler Be on the Roof", "Ghosts in the Lincoln Bedroom", "Backstage SNL: Gilbert Gottfried and Charlene Tilton", "Dueling Pianists", "Speaking Out", "Women Behind Bars", "SNL Sports: Rocko vs. Weindulah", "Submissive Sugar Daddies", "Mary Louise and Sam the Snake", and "After Midnight/Who Shot Charles Rocket?"
Todd Rundgren performs: "Healer" and "Time Heals"; Prince performs "Partyup"
118 :06x12 - Bill Murray/Delbert McClinton
Guest star: Bill Murray (Himself (Host)), Delbert McClinton (Himself), Paul Shaffer (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Bill Murray and the Jean Doumanian cast!
Sketches include: "Backstage SNL: Bill Murray Consoles the Cast", "Formula for the Good Life", "Script in Development", "Altered Walter", "Saturday Night Newsline" (three-part sketch), "Chapstick Celebrities", "Nick the Lounge Singer on The Mississippi", "No Sex with Mary Cunningham", "What's the Cat's Name?" and "Bubba's Wash, Fayetta's Dry"
Delbert McClinton performs: "Givin' It Up For Your Love" and "Shotgun Rider"
119 :06x13 - Chevy Chase/Jr. Walker and the All Stars
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill), Junior Walker And The All-stars (Themselves), Christopher Reeve (Himself), Robin Williams (Himself)
Live From New York, it's...Chevy Chase!
Sketches include: "The SNL Storage Room", "Drive for America", "Bill Cosby for Lite Beer", "I Married a Monkey", "Irene Cara's 'Same'" (two-part sketch), "The Self-Righteous", "Frank's Wedding Day", "The Famous Broadcasters' School of Cue-Card Reading", "SNL is Improving", "Wild Country Gun Cards", and "The Bag Lady" (short film)
Jr. Walker and the All-Stars perform: "Roadrunner", "Shotgun", "How Sweet It Is", and "What Does It Take"
120 :07x01 - (no host)/Rod Stewart, Tina Turner
Guest star: Rod Stewart (Himself), Tina Turner (Herself), Michael Davis (Himself), Kim Delgado (Himself), Andy Warhol (Himself)
From New York, the most dangerous city in the world, it's "Saturday Night Live!"
Sketches include: "NBC: Our Age is Showing", "The Little Richard Simmons Show", "The Clams", "Naughty Nuns", "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", "Prose and Cons" (short film), "The Khaddaffi Look", "Rod's One-Night Stand", "The Funeral", "Andy Warhol's TV" (short film), "Christine Ebersol's Call for Home Movies", and "Seasons of Glass" (short film)
Rod Stewart performs: "Dance With Me" and "Hot Legs" (with Tina Turner) and "Young Turks" (by himself)
121 :07x02 - Susan St. James/The Kinks
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Susan Saint James (Herself (Host)), The Kinks (Themselves), Tom Davis (Man on Street), Andy Warhol (Himself)
Sketches include "Exxico," "McDonald & Wife," "The Bizarro World," "Buh-Weet Sings," "Push Button to Destroy Building" (film), "Here In a Lifeboat With You," "What's Bothering Bob" (film), "Skanky Fiancee," "Single Bars and Single Women," "Cheap Laffs," "The Alan Alda Guide to Sensitivity," and "Assassination Aftermath" (film).
122 :07x03 - George Kennedy/Miles Davis
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: George Kennedy (Himself (Host)), Miles Davis (Himself), Ron Howard (Himself), Harry Anderson (Himself), John Candy (Juan Gavino), Regis Philbin (Himself), Walter Williams (Mr. Bill/Mr. Hands/Spot)
Sketches include: "The Real George Kennedy", "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood", "53 at Studio 54", "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", a guest performance by Harry Anderson, "Mr. Bill Goes to L.A." (cartoon), "Spray-On Laetril", "La Cage Aux Folles '81", "Up and At 'Em!" (short film), "Rubik's Teeth", "Jake the Hired Hand", "An Editorial Report from Marilyn Monroe", and "Tuna Melts and Typing"
Miles Davis performs "Jean Pierre"
123 :07x04 - Donald Pleasence/Fear
Guest star: Donald Pleasence (Himself (Host)), Fear (Themselves), John Belushi (Himself), Michael Davis (Himself), Andy Warhol (Himself)
Sketches Include: "Backstage SNL: Vomiting for Luck", "Jogger Motel", "Profiles in British Courage", "The Two Faces of Jerry", "Last Night I Killed My Husband", "Pumpkin Carving Murder" (short film), "How to Survive Harlem", a performance by Michael Davis, "Tales from the Hip", "In the Bathroom", "Sugar Breakfast", "Andy Warhol's TV" (short film), "Mary Gross Calls for Home Movies", "The Vic Saulkin Show", and a repeat of the film "Prose and Cons"
Fear performs: "I Don't Care About You", "Beef Bologna", "New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones", and part of "Let's Have A War" before the show cut to commercial.
124 :07x05 - Lauren Hutton/Rick James
Guest star: William S. Burroughs (Himself), Lauren Hutton (Herself (Host)), Rick James (Himself)
Sketches include: "A Message from Exxico", "Here's 'Cos", "Backstage SNL: Laura Hutton's Dressing Room", "Reagan's Script", "TransEastern Airlines", "Whisper", "Cheap Laffs", "Harlequin Romances", "Reach Out", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", "Big Baser", "Push Button to Explode Building" (short film), "Bitter People", and "Schiller's Reel: Art is Ficial"
Rick James performs: "Give It To Me Baby" and "Superfreak"
125 :07x06 - Bernadette Peters/Billy Joel, The Go-Go's
Guest star: Bernadette Peters (Herself (Host)), Billy Joel (Himself), The Go-Go's (Themselves)
Sketches include: "Texxon: Where Life Is Second Only To Money," "Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean," "Escape From Escape From New York," "I Married A Monkey," A Message from Eddie Murphy," "Hidden Photo," "Bedtime Story," "Man Ray & Mic," "Power Failure," "42nd Street," "Nick the Knock," and "Rock 'n Roll Heaven, Inc."
The Go-Go's performed "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got The Beat"; Billy Joel performed "Miami 2017" and "She's Got A Way."
126 :07x07 - Tim Curry/Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express
Guest star: Tim Curry (Himself (Host)), Meat Loaf (Himself), Neverland Express (Themselves), Bryant Gumbel (Himself), Frank Nelson (Himself)
Sketches include: "Texxon: Karen Silkwood's Fate", "Mick!", "Reagan's Illegitimate Son", "The Trouble with Fred" (short film), "Frank and Papa", "Tim And Meat's One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop", "Tim Curry's 'The Zucchini Song'", and "What If Reagan Survived the Assassination?"
Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express perform: "Promised Land" and "Bat Out of Hell"
127 :07x08 - Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs
Guest star: Michael Davis (Himself), Bill Murray (Himself (Host)), The Spinners (Themselves), Yale Whiffenpoofs (Themselves)
Sketches include: "A Message from The Phone Company", "Tales of the Unlikely", "Tom Snyder's Washed Up", "Father Guido Sarducci for MX-5 Tampons", "Designer Fairy Tales", a performance by Michael Davis, "Sarducci's Predictions for 1982", "At Home with the Psychos", and "The Economics of Christmas"
The Spinners perform: "Then Came You", "I'll Be Around", and "Working My Way Back to You"; The Yale Whiffenpoofs (along with Bill Murray and the season seven cast) perform a medley of Christmas carols
128 :07x09 - Robert Conrad/Allman Brothers Band
Guest star: Robert Conrad (Himself (Host)), The Allman Brothers Band (Themselves)
Sketches include: "Paulette Clooney on The People's Court", "In the News", "Wild Wild Wild West", "Babies in Makeup" (short film), "SNL's Overexposed Recurring Characters", "NewsBreak Preview", "Battle of the Week", "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", "The Nixon Mansion", and "Christine Ebersole's Sister"
The Allman Brothers Band performs: "Midnight Rider", "Southbound", and "One Way Out"
129 :07x10 - John Madden/Jennifer Holliday
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Elvis), John Madden (Himself (Host)), Jennifer Holliday (Herself), Gates McFadden (Girl in Audience (as Cheryl McFadden)), Brent Musburger (Himself)
Sketches include: "John Madden Interviews the Bengals", "The Johnny Carson School of Acting", "Betty Beer", "John Madden's Poetry Corner", "The Lou Grant Show", "Next Week on SNL", "The Uncle Tom Show", "Inside Story", "Mob Nicknames", a guest performance by Andy Kaufman, "From The Superbowl to Saturday Night Live" (short film), and "Pudge and Solomon"
Jennifer Holliday performs: "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" (from the musical Dreamgirls) and "One Night Only"
130 :07x11 - James Coburn/Mick Fleetwood, Lindsay Buckingham
Guest star: James Coburn (Himself (Host)), Lindsey Buckingham (Himself), Mick Fleetwood (Himself), Marc Weiner (Himself)
Sketches include: "Frank Sinatra Performs for President Reagan", "Reach Out and Touch Someone", "I Married a Monkey", "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood", "Jesus in Blue Jeans", "Signs of Homosexuality", "Victims of 60 Minutes", "Reagan's Birthday", "The Khaddaffi Look" (repeat), "Unique Perspectives", "Those Crazy Taboosters", and a guest performance by Marc Weiner
Lindsay Buckingham performs: "Bwana" (with Mick Fleetwood) and "Trouble"; castmember Christine Ebersole performs "Don't Let It Show"
131 :07x12 - Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross
Sketches include: "Backstage SNL: Bruce Dern's Advice", "Ski Date with Fluffy", "On The Street Survey: Who Do You Hate?", "Focus on Film", "The Bizarro World", "Schliemer and Laub Songwriters", "The Mild One", "Fracas" (short film), "The Unstable Pilot", and "Melina's Cafe"
Luther Vandross performs: "Never Too Much" and "A House Is Not A Home"
132 :07x13 - Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself), Elizabeth Ashley (Herself (Host)), Hall & Oates (Themselves), Joseph Papp (Himself)
134 :07x15 - Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones
Guest star: Blythe Danner (Herself (Host)), Michael Davis (Himself), Rickie Lee Jones (Herself)
135 :07x16 - Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar
Guest star: Daniel J. Travanti (Himself (Host)), John Mellencamp (Himself), Carrie Kei Heim (Child in 'Reaganomics' sketch), Bruce Weitz (Sgt. Mick Belker), Akira Yoshimura (Prince Andrew Impersonator)
136 :07x17 - Johnny Cash/Elton John
Guest star: Johnny Cash (Himself (Host)), Elton John (Himself), Clint Smith (Himself), Akira Yoshimura (Kenjo Yoshimura)
138 :07x19 - Danny DeVito/Sparks
Guest star: Danny DeVito (Himself (Host)), Sparks (Themselves), Christopher Lloyd (Himself), Tony Danza (Himself), Marilu Henner (Herself), Judd Hirsch (Himself), Andy Kaufman (Himself)
139 :07x20 - Olivia Newton-John
Guest star: Michael Davis (Himself), Olivia Newton-John (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Graham Chapman (Colonel)
140 :08x01 - Chevy Chase/Queen
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Queen (Themselves), Danny DeVito (Himself), Roger Ebert (Himself), Gene Siskel (Himself), John Zacherle (Himself)
141 :08x02 - Louis Gossett Jr./George Thorogood and the Destroyers
Guest star: Mr. T (Himself), Louis Gossett, Jr. (Himself (Host)), George Thorogood (Himself)
142 :08x03 - Ron Howard/The Clash
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself), Ron Howard (Himself (Host)), The Clash (Themselves), Andy Griffith (Andy Taylor/Himself)
143 :08x04 - Howard Hesseman/Men at Work
Guest star: Howard Hesseman (Himself (Host)), Bill Irwin (Himself), Men at Work (Themselves), Joe Dicso (Himself), Milan Melvin (Biker)
144 :08x05 - Michael Keaton/The New Joe Jackson Band
Guest star: Andy Kaufman (Himself), Michael Keaton (Himself (Host)), Michael Palin (Various), Joe Jackson (Himself)
145 :08x06 - Robert Blake/Kenny Loggins
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Robert Blake (Himself (Host)), Kenny Loggins (Himself), Merv Griffin (Himself)
147 :08x08 - The Smothers Brothers/Laura Branigan
Guest star: Dick Smothers (Himself), Tom Smothers (Himself), Laura Branigan (Herself)
148 :08x09 - Eddie Murphy/Lionel Richie
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself), Lionel Richie (Himself), Steve Martin (Himself)
150 :08x11 - Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas/The Bus Boys
Guest star: Rick Moranis (Himself (Co-Host)), Dave Thomas (Himself (Co-Host)), The Bus Boys (Themselves)
151 :08x12 - Sid Caesar/Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself), Sid Caesar (Himself (Host)), Joe Cocker (Himself), Jennifer Warnes (Herself)
152 :08x13 - Howard Hesseman/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Guest star: Howard Hesseman (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Judith Belushi-Pisano (Herself)
153 :08x14 - Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges/Randy Newman
Guest star: Beau Bridges (Himself (Co-Host)), Jeff Bridges (Himself (Co-Host)), Randy Newman (Himself), Lloyd Bridges (Himself), Howard Hesseman (Himself)
156 :08x17 - Joan Rivers/Musical Youth
Guest star: Joan Rivers (Herself (Host)), Musical Youth (Themselves), Clint Smith (Himself), David Susskind (Himself)
157 :08x18 - Susan St. James/Michael McDonald
Guest star: Susan Saint James (Herself (Host)), Steven Wright (Himself), Michael McDonald (Himself)
158 :08x19 - Stevie Wonder
Guest star: Stevie Wonder (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Michael Davis (Various)
159 :08x20 - Ed Koch/Dexys Midnight Runners
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself), Edward I. Koch (Himself (Host)), Dexys Midnight Runners (Themselves), Marv Albert (Himself), Don King (Himself)
160 :09x01 - Brandon Tartikoff/John Cougar
Guest star: Brandon Tartikoff (Himself (Host)), John Mellencamp (Himself), Andy Breckman (Dale Windham), Joe Dicso (Himself), Roger Ebert (Himself), Gene Siskel (Himself)
161 :09x02 - Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman/Eddy Grant
Guest star: Danny DeVito (Himself (Co-Host)), Rhea Perlman (Herself (Co-Host)), Eddy Grant (Himself), Dick Cavett (Himself)
164 :09x05 - Teri Garr/Mick Fleetwood's Zoo
Guest star: Teri Garr (Herself (Host)), Joel Hodgson (Guest), Lindsey Buckingham (Himself), Mick Fleetwood (Himself)
166 :09x07 - Smothers Brothers/Big Country
Guest star: Dick Smothers (Himself), Tom Smothers (Himself), Big Country (Themselves), Larry Holmes (Himself), Tom Seaver (Himself)
167 :09x08 - Flip Wilson/Stevie Nicks
Guest star: Joel Hodgson (Himself), Flip Wilson (Himself (Host)), Stevie Nicks (Herself)
168 :09x09 - Don Novello/Huey Lewis and the News
Guest star: Don Novello (Himself (Host)), Huey Lewis and The News (Themselves)
169 :09x10 - Michael Palin, Mary Palin/The Motels
Guest star: Michael Palin (Himself (Co-Host)), Mary Palin (Herself (Co-Host)), The Motels (Themselves), Clint Smith (Busboy)
170 :09x11 - Don Rickles/Billy Idol
Guest star: Don Rickles (Himself (Host)), Billy Idol (Himself), Dr. Joyce Brothers (Herself), John Madden (Himself), Brandon Tartikoff (Himself)
171 :09x12 - Robin Williams/Adam Ant
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Robin Williams (Himself (Host)), Adam Ant (Himself), Paula Poundstone (Herself)
Actor Robin Williams is the host. Adam Ant is the musical guest.
SKetches: "Olympic Coverage," "Rock & Roll ...and then some," "Baby Talk," "Gandhi & The Bandit," "Firing Line," and "MTV News."
Performances: Adam Ant performs "Strip" and "Goody Two Shoes."
172 :09x13 - Jamie Lee Curtis/The Fixx
Guest star: Jamie Lee Curtis (Herself (Host)), Joel Hodgson (Guest), The Fixx (Themselves), Andy Breckman (Guy in Park)
173 :09x14 - Edwin Newman/Kool & the Gang
Guest star: Edwin Newman (Himself (Host)), Kool & the Gang (Themselves), Harry Anderson (Himself)
174 :09x15 - Billy Crystal/Al Jarreau
Guest star: Billy Crystal (Himself (Host)), Al Jarreau (Himself), Yvonne Hudson (Slave), Edward I. Koch (Himself), Clint Smith (Various)
175 :09x16 - Michael Douglas/Deniece Williams
Guest star: Michael Douglas (Himself (Host)), Deniece Williams (Herself), Kenny Loggins (Himself)
176 :09x17 - George McGovern/Madness
Guest star: George McGovern (Himself (Host)), Madness (Themselves), Frankie Pace (Himself), Clara Peller (Herself)
177 :09x18 - Barry Bostwick/Spinal Tap
Guest star: Barry Bostwick (Himself (Host)), Spinal Tap (Themselves), A. Whitney Brown (Himself)
178 :09x19 - Billy Crystal, Ed Koch, Edwin Newman, Father Guido Sarducci, Betty Thomas/The Cars
Guest star: Joel Hodgson (Guest), Edward I. Koch (Himself (Co-Host)), Edwin Newman (Himself (Co-Host)), Betty Thomas (Herself (Co-Host)), Billy Crystal (Himself (Co-Host)), Don Novello (Himself (Co-Host)), The Cars (Themselves), Timothy Hutton (Himself)
180 :10x02 - Bob Uecker/Peter Wolf
Guest star: Bob Uecker (Himself (Host)), Peter Wolf (Himself), Yogi Berra (Himself), Dave Winfield (Himself)
181 :10x03 - Jesse Jackson/Andrae Crouch, Wintley Phipps
Guest star: Jesse Jackson (Himself (Host)), Andraé Crouch (Himself), Wintley Phipps (Himself), Yvonne Hudson (Black Woman), Clint Smith (Black Man), Dave Wilson (Himself)
182 :10x04 - Michael McKean/Chaka Khan, The Folksmen
Guest star: Michael McKean (Himself (Host)), Chaka Khan (Herself), The Folksmen (Themselves), Larry David (Audience Member), James Downey (Juror), Edwin Newman (Himself)
183 :10x05 - George Carlin/Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Guest star: George Carlin (Himself (Host)), Frankie Goes to Hollywood (Themselves)
184 :10x06 - Ed Asner/The Kinks
Guest star: Edward Asner (Himself (Host)), The Kinks (Themselves), Fred Koehler (Adopted Non-Smoker)
186 :10x08 - Ringo Starr/Herbie Hancock
Guest star: Ringo Starr (Himself (Host)), Herbie Hancock (Himself), Barbara Bach (Herself), Grand Mixer DXT (Himself)
187 :10x09 - Eddie Murphy/The Honeydrippers
Guest star: Eddie Murphy (Himself (Host)), The Honeydrippers (Themselves), Larry David (Patron), James Downey (Store Clerk), Clint Smith (Bus Passenger)
189 :10x11 - Roy Scheider/Billy Ocean
Guest star: Roy Scheider (Himself (Host)), Steven Wright (Himself), Billy Ocean (Himself)
190 :10x12 - Alex Karras/Tina Turner
Guest star: Alex Karras (Himself (Host)), Tina Turner (Herself), Larry David (Himself), Edd Hall (Ticket Scalper), Dave Wilson (Himself)
191 :10x13 - Harry Anderson/Bryan Adams
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Himself (Host)), Bryan Adams (Himself), Carol Burnett (Herself), June Carter Cash (Herself), Johnny Cash (Himself), Waylon Jennings (Himself), Christopher Reeve (Himself)
SNL Film Festival
Guest star: Pamela Sue Martin (Host), Power Station (Themselves), Michael Des Barres (Himself (as Power Station)), Robert Palmer (Himself (as Power Station)), John Taylor (Himself (as Power Station)), Ann-Margret (Herself), Morgan Fairchild (Herself), Teri Garr (Herself), Susan Lucci (Herself), Lynn Swann (Himself)
193 :10x17 - Mr. T & Hulk Hogan/The Commodores
Guest star: Mr. T (Himself (Co-Host)), Hulk Hogan (Himself (Co-Host)), The Commodores (Themselves), Roddy Piper (Himself), Steve Landesberg (Himself)
195 :10x18 - Christopher Reeve/Santana
Guest star: Christopher Reeve (Himself (Host)), Steven Wright (Himself), Santana (Themselves)
197 :11x01 - Madonna/Simple Minds
Guest star: Penn Jillette (Himself), Madonna (Herself (Host)), Teller (Himself), Simple Minds (Themselves)
200 :11x04 - John Lithgow/Mr. Mister
Guest star: John Lithgow (Himself (Host)), Sam Kinison (Himself), Mr. Mister (Themselves)
201 :11x05 - Tom Hanks/Sade
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Steven Wright (Himself), Sade (Herself)
202 :11x06 - Teri Garr/Dream Academy, The Cult
Guest star: Teri Garr (Herself (Host)), Penn Jillette (Himself), Teller (Himself), The Cult (Themselves), The Dream Academy (Themselves), Richard Goteri (Patron)
203 :11x07 - Harry Dean Stanton/The Replacements
Guest star: Sam Kinison (Himself), Harry Dean Stanton (Himself (Host)), The Replacements (Themselves), James Downey (Sherlock Holmes)
205 :11x09 - Ron Reagan/The Nelsons
Guest star: Penn Jillette (Himself), Ron Reagan (Himself (Host)), Teller (Himself), The Nelsons (Themselves)
206 :11x10 - Jerry Hall/Stevie Ray & Jimmie Vaughn
Guest star: Jerry Hall (Herself (Host)), Sam Kinison (Himself), Jimmie Vaughan (Himself), Stevie Ray Vaughan (Himself), Mick Jagger (Himself)
207 :11x11 - Jay Leno/The Neville Brothers
Guest star: Jay Leno (Himself (Host)), The Neville Brothers (Themselves), Mike the Dog (Him/Herself), James Downey (Makeup Artist)
208 :11x12 - Griffin Dunne/Rosanne Cash
Guest star: Griffin Dunne (Himself (Host)), Penn Jillette (Himself), Teller (Himself), Rosanne Cash (Herself)
209 :11x13 - George Wendt/Philip Glass
Guest star: Francis Ford Coppola (Himself (Co-Host)), George Wendt (Himself (Co-Host)), Philip Glass (Himself), Tom Davis (Bartender)
210 :11x14 - Oprah Winfrey/Joe Jackson
Guest star: Oprah Winfrey (Herself (Host)), Joe Jackson (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
211 :11x15 - Tony Danza/Laurie Anderson
Guest star: Tony Danza (Himself (Host)), Penn Jillette (Himself), Teller (Himself), Laurie Anderson (Herself)
212 :11x16 - Catherine Oxenberg & Paul Simon/Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Guest star: Catherine Oxenberg (Herself (Co-Host)), Penn Jillette (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself (Co-Host)), Teller (Himself), Ladysmith Black Mambazo (Themselves)
213 :11x17 - Jimmy Breslin & Marvin Hagler/Level 42, E.G. Daily
Guest star: Jimmy Breslin (Himself (Co-Host)), Marvelous Marvin Hagler (Himself (Co-Host)), Sam Kinison (Himself), Elizabeth Daily (Herself), Level 42 (Themselves)
214 :11x18 - Anjelica Huston & Billy Martin/George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic
Guest star: Anjelica Huston (Herself (Co-Host)), Billy Martin (Himself (Co-Host)), George Clinton (Himself), Parliament (Themselves), Funkadelic (Themselves), Tom Davis (Alfredo)
215 :12x01 - Sigourney Weaver/Buster Poindexter
Guest star: Sigourney Weaver (Herself (Host)), David Johansen (Himself), Madonna (Herself)
Live from New York, it's...Madonna!
Sketches include: "Season 11 Was All a Dream", "General Dynamics", "Tommy Flanagan", "Quiz Masters", "The Amazing Alexander", "Hef-Tea Bags", "Church Chat", "Bows & Smythe Advertising", "Alienses", "Ten Weeks in Jail", "Derek Stevens", and "The Brecht Opera"
216 :12x02 - Malcolm-Jamal Warner/Run DMC
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Malcolm-Jamal Warner (Himself (Host)), David Johansen (Himself), Run DMC (Themselves), Sam Kinison (Himself), Spike Lee (Mars Blackmon), Rosie Shuster (Donahue Audience Member)
217 :12x03 - Rosanna Arquette/Ric Ocasek
Guest star: Rosanna Arquette (Herself (Host)), Ric Ocasek (Himself), Ron Darling (Himself), Nick Pernice (Squash Player)
218 :12x04 - Sam Kinison/Lou Reed
Guest star: Sam Kinison (Himself (Host)), Lou Reed (Himself), Seka (Herself)
219 :12x05 - Robin Williams/Paul Simon
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Robin Williams (Himself (Host)), Paul Simon (Himself), Art Garfunkel (Himself), Whoopi Goldberg (Herself), Ladysmith Black Mambazo (Themselves (Musical Guest)), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
220 :12x06 - Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, & Martin Short/Randy Newman
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Co-Host)), Steve Martin (Himself (Co-Host)), Martin Short (Himself (Co-Host)), Randy Newman (Himself), Paul Williams (Himself), Eric Idle (Terry Halsey), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Tonight's hosts Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short with musical guest Randy Newman.
Sketches: "Clubbing Robert Bork," "Gary Hart Ad," "Common Knowledge," "NFL Today," "Slide Whistle Sound Effects," "Bullets Aren't Cheap," "Permission to Speak Freely," "Adventures in the Lost Realm," and "Pumping Up With Hans and Franz."
221 :12x07 - Steve Guttenberg/The Pretenders & Buster Poindexter
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Steve Guttenberg (Himself (Host)), Penn Jillette (Himself), Teller (Himself), David Johansen (Himself), The Pretenders (Themselves), Tim Robbins (Bob Roberts)
222 :12x08 - William Shatner/Lone Justice & Buster Poindexter
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Kevin Meaney (Himself), William Shatner (Himself (Host)), David Johansen (Himself), Lone Justice (Themselves), Tom Davis (Dr. Eric Bloom), Griffin Dunne (Frankie Toussaint), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas), Akira Yoshimura (Sulu)
Tonight's host is William Shatner. Musical Guests are Lone Justice & Buster Poindexter
Sketches: "The Mute Marine," "Star Trek Seafood," "Star Trek Convention," "TJ Hooker," "Sweeney Sisters Christmas," "It's A Wonderful Life: The Lost Ending" "Frankie Toussaint" (film), and "Look at That!"
223 :12x09 - Walter Payton, Joe Montana/Debbie Harry
Guest star: Joe Montana (Himself), Walter Payton (Himself), Deborah Harry (Herself)
224 :12x10 - Paul Shaffer/Bruce Hornsby & the Range
Guest star: Paul Shaffer (Himself (Host)), Bruce Hornsby (Himself), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas), G. E. Smith (Himself)
225 :12x11 - Bronson Pinchot/Paul Young & Buster Poindexter
Guest star: Bronson Pinchot (Himself (Host)), David Johansen (Himself), Paul Young (Himself), Richard Goteri (Bodyguard), Paulina Porizkova (Herself)
226 :12x12 - Willie Nelson
Guest star: Willie Nelson (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Danny DeVito (Himself), Craig Mitchell (Defendant)
227 :12x13 - Valerie Bertinelli/Eddie Van Halen, Robert Cray
Guest star: Valerie Bertinelli (Herself (Host)), Robert Cray (Himself), Eddie Van Halen (Himself), Edwin Newman (Himself)
228 :12x14 - Bill Murray/Percy Sledge
Guest star: Bill Murray (Himself (Host)), Percy Sledge (Himself), Tom Davis (King Laetese), James Downey (Hercules)
229 :12x15 - Charlton Heston/Wynton Marsalis
Guest star: Anne Meara (Herself), Ben Stiller (Himself), Charlton Heston (Himself (Host)), Wynton Marsalis (Himself), Richard Goteri (Slavedriver), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas), John Sobestanovich (Slave)
230 :12x16 - John Lithgow/Anita Baker
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: John Lithgow (Himself (Host)), Anita Baker (Herself), Tom Davis (Slim)
Actor John Lithgow hosts. Musical guest Anita Baker.
Sketches: "Stupid Marines," "Laramie Vice," "Dwight Henderson, World's Meanest Methodist Minister," "The Pat Stevens Show," "Master Thespian," "Discover," "Transatlantic Cab Ride," and "The Golden Days of Television."
Performances: Anita Baker performs "Sweet Love" and "Same Ole Love."
232 :12x18 - Mark Harmon/Suzanne Vega
Guest star: Mark Harmon (Himself (Host)), Suzanne Vega (Herself), Tom Davis (Various), Akira Yoshimura (Senator)
233 :12x19 - Garry Shandling/Los Lobos
Guest star: Garry Shandling (Himself (Host)), Los Lobos (Themselves), Nell Campbell (Herself), Robert Smigel (Senator), Tracey Ullman (Herself), Akira Yoshimura (Senator)
234 :12x20 - Dennis Hopper/Roy Orbison
Guest star: Dennis Hopper (Himself (Host)), Roy Orbison (Himself), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
235 :13x01 - Steve Martin/Sting
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Sting (Himself), Tom Davis (Voice on Loudspeaker)
Tonight's host is Steve Martin with muiscal guest Sting.
Sketches: "Clubbing Robert Bork," "Gary Hart Ad," "Common Knowledge," "NFL Today," "Slide Whistle Sound Effects," "Bullets Aren't Cheap," "Permission to Speak Freely," "Adventures in the Lost Realm," and "Pumping Up With Hans and Franz."
236 :13x02 - Sean Penn/L.L. Cool J., Michael Penn & the Pull
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Sean Penn (Himself (Host)), LL Cool J (Himself), Michael Penn (Himself), The Pull (Themselves), Tom Davis (Dr. Daniel Rudolph)
Tonight's host is actor Sean Penn with musical guests LL Cool J, Michael Penn & the Pull.
Sketches: "Fatal Attraction 2," "Wall Street Week," "Church Chat," "Pitman & Bullock," "The Teeny Cafe," "Keister Family Talk," "Discover," "The Spimozo Brothers," and "Cat Dentist" (film).
237 :13x03 - Dabney Coleman/The Cars
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Dabney Coleman (Himself (Host)), The Cars (Themselves), Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)
Tonight's host is Dabney Coleman with musical guest The Cars.
Sketches: "Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous, and Scary," "Nature's Broom," "The Winning Spirit," "Don't Go Down To The Basement," "Scary Campfire Stories," "Marriage Counselor," "Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic," "The Pat Stevens Show," "New High School Mascot," and "Lambert & Fitch Securites."
238 :13x04 - Robert Mitchum/Simply Red
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Robert Mitchum (Himself (Host)), Simply Red (Themselves), Jane Greer (Kathy), Bentley Mitchum (Mute Orphan), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
239 :13x05 - Candice Bergen/Cher
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Candice Bergen (Herself (Host)), Cher (Herself), Sydney Barrows (Herself), Paul Shaffer (Himself)
240 :13x06 - Danny DeVito/Bryan Ferry
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Danny DeVito (Himself (Host)), Bryan Ferry (Himself), Cheryl Hardwick (Pearl), G. E. Smith (Steven)
241 :13x07 - Angie Dickinson/Buster Poindexter & David Gilmour
Guest star: Angie Dickinson (Herself (Host)), David Gilmour (Himself), David Johansen (Himself)
242 :13x08 - Paul Simon/Linda Ronstadt & the Mariachi Vargas
Guest star: Paul Simon (Himself (Host)), Linda Ronstadt (Herself), Tom Davis (Apostle), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
244 :13x10 - Carl Weathers/Robbie Robertson
Guest star: Carl Weathers (Himself (Host)), Robbie Robertson (Himself), Bob Odenkirk (Audience Member)
245 :13x11 - Justine Bateman/Terrance Trent D'Arby
Guest star: Justine Bateman (Herself (Host)), Terence Trent D'Arby (Himself), Dan Aykroyd (Sen. Bob Dole), Tom Davis (Scopetti)
247 :13x13 - Judge Reinhold/10,000 Maniacs
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Judge Reinhold (Himself (Host)), 10,000 Maniacs (Themselves), Tom Davis (Guard)
248 :14x01 - Tom Hanks/Keith Richards
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Keith Richards (Himself), James Downey (Paul McElroy), Conan O'Brien (Stagehand), Bob Odenkirk (NBC Page)
249 :14x02 - Matthew Broderick/The Sugarcubes
Guest star: Matthew Broderick (Himself (Host)), The Sugarcubes (Themselves), Tom Davis (Roadie), Laurie Metcalf (Herself), Conan O'Brien (Club Announcer), Catherine O'Hara (Herself)
250 :14x03 - John Larroquette/Randy Newman & Mark Knopfler
Guest star: John Larroquette (Himself (Host)), Randy Newman (Himself), Mark Knopfler (Himself), Tom Davis (Diner), James Downey (Caller)
251 :14x04 - Matthew Modine/Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
Guest star: Matthew Modine (Himself (Host)), Edie Brickell (Herself), Morton Downey, Jr. (Himself), Stephen Vause (Hair Head)
252 :14x05 - Demi Moore/Johnny Clegg & Savuka
Guest star: Demi Moore (Herself (Host)), Johnny Clegg (Himself), Kirsten Dunst (George Bush's Granddaughter)
253 :14x06 - John Lithgow/Tracy Chapman
Guest star: John Lithgow (Himself (Host)), Tracy Chapman (Herself), Tom Davis (Mondo)
254 :14x07 - Danny DeVito/The Bangles
Guest star: Danny DeVito (Himself (Host)), The Bangles (Themselves), Tom Davis (Bartender), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Himself)
255 :14x08 - Kevin Kline/Bobby McFerrin
Guest star: Kevin Kline (Himself (Host)), Bobby McFerrin (Himself), Bob Odenkirk (Passerby)
256 :14x09 - Melanie Griffith/Little Feat
Guest star: Melanie Griffith (Herself (Host)), Little Feat (Themselves), Diana Berry (Miss Connecticut), Tom Davis (Passerby), Conan O'Brien (Alien), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
257 :14x10 - John Malkovich/Anita Baker
Guest star: John Malkovich (Himself (Host)), Anita Baker (Herself), Tom Davis (Servant)
258 :14x11 - Tony Danza/John Hiatt
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Tony Danza (Himself (Host)), John Hiatt (Himself), Tom Davis (Doctor)
Tony Danza, star of Who's The Boss, hosts tonight's episode. Singer John Hiatt is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Ted Bundy Lives," "Come Back to Carbon Paper," "War of Da Woilds," "Frankie's Proposal," and "What Are You Looking At?"
Performances: John Hiatt performs "Paper Thin" and "Slow Turning."
259 :14x12 - Ted Danson/Luther Vandross
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Ted Danson (Himself (Host)), Luther Vandross (Himself)
Cheers star Ted Danson hosts. Musical guest is soul singer Luther Vandross.
Sketches: "Cheers," 'Sleepytime Rat Control," "Iranian People's Court," "They Can't Say No," Plug Away," "Living With Hogs," "Grumpy Old Men," "Kevin's First Love," and "The Long Goodbye."
Performances: Luther Vandross performs "She Won't Talk to Me" and "For You to Love."
260 :14x13 - Leslie Nielsen/Cowboy Junkies
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Leslie Nielsen (Himself (Host)), Cowboy Junkies (Themselves), Kim Alexis (Herself), Beverly Johnson (Herself), Cheryl Tiegs (Herself)
261 :14x14 - Glenn Close/Gipsy Kings
Guest star: Glenn Close (Herself (Host)), Gipsy Kings (Themselves), William Hurt (Himself)
262 :14x15 - Mary Tyler Moore/Elvis Costello
Guest star: Mary Tyler Moore (Herself (Host)), Elvis Costello (Himself), Tom Davis (Secret Service Agent), Marc Shaiman (Skip St. Thomas)
263 :14x16 - Mel Gibson/Living Color
Guest star: Mel Gibson (Himself (Host)), Living Colour (Themselves), Tom Davis (Announcer), Danny Glover (Roger Murtaugh)
264 :14x17 - Dolly Parton
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Dolly Parton (Herself (Host/Musical Guest))
266 :14x19 - Wayne Gretzky/Fine Young Cannibals
Guest star: Wayne Gretzky (Himself (Host)), Fine Young Cannibals (Themselves), Tom Davis (Ed Begley Jr.)
267 :14x20 - Steve Martin/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Timothy Busfield (Himself), Paulina Porizkova (Herself)
270 :15x03 - Kathleen Turner/Billy Joel
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Kathleen Turner (Herself (Host)), Billy Joel (Himself), Conan O'Brien (Audience Member)
271 :15x04 - James Woods/Don Henley
Guest star: James Woods (Himself (Host)), Don Henley (Himself), Tom Davis (Gunman), James Downey (Sheriff)
273 :15x06 - Woody Harrelson/David Byrne
Guest star: Woody Harrelson (Himself (Host)), David Byrne (Himself), Akira Yoshimura (Connie Chung)
274 :15x07 - John Goodman/k.d. lang & The Reclines
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), K. D. Lang (Herself), Tom Davis (Martian), James Downey (Audience Member), Conan O'Brien (Audience Member)
275 :15x08 - Robert Wagner/Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Robert Wagner (Himself (Host)), Aaron Neville (Himself), Linda Ronstadt (Herself)
276 :15x09 - Andie MacDowell/Tracy Chapman
Guest star: Andie MacDowell (Herself (Host)), Tracy Chapman (Herself), Tom Davis (Father), Joe Franken (Himself), Tom Schiller (Reporter)
277 :15x10 - Ed O'Neill/Harry Connick, Jr.
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Ed O'Neill (Himself (Host)), Harry Connick, Jr. (Himself), Tom Davis (Prison Guard), Kirsten Dunst (Girl in Bizilady Commercial), Bob Odenkirk (NBC Page), Maury Povich (Himself)
278 :15x11 - Christopher Walken/Bonnie Raitt
Guest star: Christopher Walken (Himself (Host)), Bonnie Raitt (Herself), Tom Davis (Guard)
279 :15x12 - Quincy Jones
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Quincy Jones (Himself (Host)), Tevin Campbell (Himself), Andraé Crouch (Himself), Sandra Crouch (Herself), Siedah Garrett (Herself), Al Jarreau (Himself), Quincy Jones, III (Himself), Big Daddy Kane (Himself), Melle Mel (Himself), Kool Moe Dee (Himself), Take 6 (Themselves), Bob Odenkirk (Congressional Aide)
280 :15x13 - Tom Hanks/Aerosmith
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Aerosmith (Themselves), Bob Odenkirk (Abraham Lincoln), Tom Davis (Various)
281 :15x14 - Fred Savage/Technotronic
Guest star: Fred Savage (Himself (Host)), Technotronic (Themselves), Tom Davis (Various), James Downey (Parent), Robert Smigel (Older Fred Savage)
282 :15x15 - Rob Lowe/The Pogues
Director: Paul Miller
Guest star: Rob Lowe (Himself (Host)), The Pogues (Themselves), Gary Newton (Sprocket), Conan O'Brien (Drunk Irishman)
283 :15x16 - Debra Winger/Eric Clapton
Guest star: Debra Winger (Herself (Host)), Eric Clapton (Himself), Tom Davis (Various)
284 :15x17 - Corbin Bernsen/Smithereens
Guest star: Corbin Bernsen (Himself (Host)), The Smithereens (Themselves), Tom Schiller (Ira)
285 :15x18 - Alec Baldwin/The B-52's
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), The B-52s (Themselves), Tom Davis (Various), Conan O'Brien (Guest on 'Nude Talk Show'), David Spade (Hoodlum 1), Rob Schneider (Hoodlum 2)
Actor Alec Baldwin hosts. Musical guests are The B-52's.
Sketches:"Bush's Eye Drops," "Greenhilly," "The Environmentally Conscious One," "Sexual Tension Diner," "The Garbo I Knew," "Only In New York," "Nude Talk Show," and "Middle Aged Man."
Performances:The B-52's perform "Cosmic Thing" and "Channel Z."
286 :15x19 - Andrew Dice Clay/Spanic Boys & Julee Cruise
Guest star: Andrew Dice Clay (Himself (Host)), Julee Cruise (Herself), David Spade (Himself)
287 :15x20 - Candice Bergen/Notting Hillbillies
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Candice Bergen (Herself (Host)), Notting Hillbillies (Themselves), Tom Davis (Servant), Conan O'Brien (Son)
15th Anniversary Special
Writer: Herb Sargent, James Downey, Robert Smigel
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Laraine Newman (Herself), O. J. Simpson (Himself), Martin Short (Himself), Jim Belushi (Himself), Jane Curtin (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Steve Martin (Himself), Garrett Morris (Himself), Eddie Murphy (Himself), Dan Aykroyd (Himself), Buck Henry (Himself), Robin Williams (Himself), G. E. Smith (Himself)
288 :16x01 - Kyle MacLachlan/Sinead O'Connor
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Kyle MacLachlan (Himself (Host)), Sinéad O'Connor (Herself), Tom Davis (Various), James Downey (Audience Member), Gary Newton (Basketball Player), Conan O'Brien (Deputy Andy Brennan), Bob Odenkirk (Jeans Wearer), Akira Yoshimura (2 Live Crew Member)
Kyle MacLachlan hosts the 16th season premiere of SNL with musical guest Sinead O'Connor.
Sketches: "Bush Addresses Iraq," "Bad Idea Jeans," "Sprockets," "Twin Peaks," "Luther Campbell," "All Things Scottish," "Cattle Song," and "Frank Sinatra and George Michael."
Performances: Sinead O'Connor performs "Three Babies" and "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance."
289 :16x02 - Susan Lucci/Hothouse Flowers
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Susan Lucci (Herself (Host)), Hothouse Flowers (Themselves), Tom Davis (Michael Gelman), Gene Rayburn (Himself)
All My Children star Susan Lucci hosts. Musical guest is the Houthouse Flowers.
Sketches:"Victor Kiam's Classic Bitch and Lezbo Shavers," "Live with Regis & Kathie Lee," "All My Luggage," "Great Love Stories," "Game Breakers," "I Won't Cry," "Her First Period," and "MC Hammer's The Sound of Music."
Performances: Hothouse Flowers perform "Give It Up" and "I Can See Clearly Now."
290 :16x03 - George Steinbrenner/The Time
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: George Steinbrenner (Himself (Host)), The Time (Themselves), Tom Davis (Thomas Jefferson statue), Tom Schiller (Vincent Van Gogh)
George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees, hosts. Musical Guest: Morris Day and The Time.
Sketches: "Kevin, Victoria, and George Steinbrenner," "Middle-Aged Man," "Ultra Slim Fast," "Winston-McCauley Funeral Homes," "Slapped By Beaver Tails," "Carl's Quick Stop," "What Was I Thinking?" "Paying for Dinner," and "Harassment Complaint."
Performances: Morris Day and the Time performed "Chocolate" and "Jerk Out."
291 :16x04 - Patrick Swayze/Mariah Carey
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Patrick Swayze (Himself (Host)), Mariah Carey (Herself), Tom Davis (Student), Lisa Niemi (Herself), Bob Odenkirk (Lost Student)
Ghost star Patrick Swayze hosts. Mariah Carey is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Dirty Square Dancing," "Pumping Up With Hanz and Franz," "Ghost 2," "Super Feud," "Chippendales Auditions," "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson," "White Trash Bed and Breakfast," and "Mouse Trap Seminar."
Performances: Mariah Carey performs "Vision Of Love" and "Vanishing."
292 :16x05 - Jimmy Smits/World Party
Guest star: Jimmy Smits (Himself (Host)), World Party (Themselves), Bob Costas (Himself), Tom Davis (Scientist)
293 :16x06 - Dennis Hopper/Paul Simon
Guest star: Dennis Hopper (Himself (Host)), Paul Simon (Himself), Bert Parks (Himself), Tom Schiller (Trevor Duncan/Gandhi)
294 :16x07 - John Goodman/Faith No More
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Faith No More (Themselves), Tom Davis (Customer)
295 :16x08 - Tom Hanks/Edie Brickell and New Bohemians
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Edie Brickell (Herself), Elliott Gould (Himself), Steve Martin (Himself), Ralph Nader (Himself), Conan O'Brien (Sean the Doorman), Tony Randall (Himself), Adam Sandler (Sabra Salesman), Paul Simon (Himself), Robert Smigel (Sabra Announcer)
296 :16x09 - Dennis Quaid/Neville Brothers
Guest star: Dennis Quaid (Himself (Host)), The Neville Brothers (Themselves), Adam Sandler (Kyle), Tom Schiller (Trevor Duncan/Abel Johnson)
297 :16x10 - Joe Mantegna/Vanilla Ice
Guest star: Joe Mantegna (Himself (Host)), Vanilla Ice (Himself), Tom Davis (Dirk), Conan O'Brien (Caller)
298 :16x11 - Sting
Guest star: Sting (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Mimi Michaels (Cindy), Conan O'Brien (Paul Sean)
299 :16x12 - Kevin Bacon/INXS
Guest star: Kevin Bacon (Himself (Host)), INXS (Themselves), Leslie Carangi Kelley (Reporter), Tom Davis (Various), Conan O'Brien (Reporter)
300 :16x13 - Roseanne Barr/Dee-Lite
Guest star: Roseanne (Herself (Host)), Deee-Lite (Themselves), Tom Arnold (Himself), Bootsy Collins (Himself), Jon Lovitz (Himself)
301 :16x14 - Alec Baldwin/Whitney Houston
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Whitney Houston (Herself), Joe Dicso (Himself), Evander Holyfield (Himself), Jon Lovitz (Himself), Conan O'Brien (Audience Member), Lenny Pickett (Minstrel), G. E. Smith (Minstrel), Arthur Kent (Himself)
"Show show show, here we go" it's... Dana Carvey!
Sketches include "The McLaughlin Group," "The Dancer," "The Honest Planet," "The Sinead O'Connor Awards," "Lank Thompson: I'm A Handsome Actor," "Pan Am Airplanes," "The Godfather Part IV," "I'm Chillin'," "The Handsome Priest," and "Cyrano De Bergerac."
Whitney Houston performs: "I'm Your Baby Tonight" and "All The Man I Need."
304 :16x17 - Catherine O'Hara/R.E.M.
Guest star: Catherine O'Hara (Herself (Host)), R.E.M. (Themselves), Tom Davis (Incredible Kiss-Ass), Carole King (Herself), Bob Odenkirk (Audience Member), Kate Pierson (Herself), Randy Quaid (Paul)
305 :16x18 - Steven Seagal/Michael Bolton
Guest star: Steven Seagal (Himself (Host)), Michael Bolton (Himself), Tom Davis (Various), Robert P. Sullivan, II (Rock Singer - Free Range Chickens)
306 :16x19 - Delta Burke/Chris Isaak
Guest star: Delta Burke (Herself (Host)), Chris Isaak (Himself), James Downey (Himself), Madonna (Herself)
308 :17x01 - Michael Jordan/Public Enemy
Guest star: Michael Jordan (Himself (Host)), Public Enemy (Themselves), Jesse Jackson (Himself), Spike Lee (Himself), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
310 :17x03 - Kirstie Alley/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Guest star: Kirstie Alley (Herself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Ted Danson (Himself), Tom Davis (Scientist), Kelsey Grammer (Himself), Woody Harrelson (Himself), George Wendt (Himself)
311 :17x04 - Christian Slater/Bonnie Raitt
Guest star: Christian Slater (Himself (Host)), Bonnie Raitt (Herself), John McLaughlin (Himself), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Himself), Robert P. Sullivan, II (Bartender - Club Banana)
312 :17x05 - Kiefer Sutherland/Skid Row
Guest star: Kiefer Sutherland (Himself (Host)), Skid Row (Themselves), Tom Davis (Various)
313 :17x06 - Linda Hamilton/Mariah Carey
Guest star: Linda Hamilton (Herself (Host)), Mariah Carey (Herself), Edward Furlong (John Connor), Tom Schiller (Knorben Knussen), Martin Scorsese (Himself)
314 :17x07 - Macaulay Culkin/Tin Machine
Guest star: Macaulay Culkin (Himself (Host)), Tin Machine (Themselves), Leslie Carangi Kelley (Audience Member), Kieran Culkin (Froggy), Tom Davis (Man On the Street), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
315 :17x08 - Hammer
Guest star: MC Hammer (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Christina Ricci (Wednesday Addams), Jimmy Workman (Pugsley Addams)
316 :17x09 - Steve Martin/James Taylor
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), James Taylor (Himself), Joe Dicso (Himself), Susan Lucci (Herself), Gary Newton (Alien)
317 :17x10 - Rob Morrow/Nirvana
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Rob Morrow (Himself (Host)), Nirvana (Themselves), Tom Davis (Emilio)
318 :17x11 - Chevy Chase/Robbie Robertson & Bruce Hornsby
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Bruce Hornsby (Himself), Robbie Robertson (Himself), Tom Davis (Reporter), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
320 :17x13 - Jason Priestley/Teenage Fan Club
Guest star: Jason Priestley (Himself (Host)), Teenage Fanclub (Themselves), Tom Davis (Technician)
321 :17x14 - Roseanne Arnold & Tom Arnold/Red Hot Chili Peppers
Writer: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Himself (Co-Host)), Roseanne (Herself (Co-Host)), Red Hot Chili Peppers (Themselves), Tom Davis (Security Guard), Madonna (Liz Rosenberg), Barbra Streisand (Herself)
All the Best for Mother's Day
Guest star: Garth Brooks (Musical Guest), John Goodman (Host), Tom Davis (Priest)
323 :17x17 - Mary Stuart Masterson/En Vogue
Guest star: Mary Stuart Masterson (Herself (Host)), En Vogue (Themselves), Dave Wilson (Himself)
324 :17x18 - Sharon Stone/Pearl Jam
Guest star: Sharon Stone (Herself (Host)), Pearl Jam (Themselves), Tom Davis (Various), Lorne Michaels (Himself), James Downey (Himself), Jon Lovitz (Man in Bar), Dave Wilson (Himself)
326 :17x20 - Tom Hanks/Bruce Springsteen
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Bruce Springsteen (Himself), Jay Leno (Himself)
327 :17x21 - Woody Harrelson/Vanessa Williams
Guest star: Woody Harrelson (Himself (Host)), Vanessa L. Williams (Herself)
328 :18x01 - Nicolas Cage/Bobby Brown
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Herself), Nicolas Cage (Himself (Host)), Bobby Brown (Himself), Cher (Herself)
329 :18x02 - Tim Robbins/Sinead O'Connor
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Tim Robbins (Himself (Host)), Sinéad O'Connor (Herself), Tom Davis (Reporter), Susan Sarandon (Herself)
Tonight's host is Tim Robbins with musical guest Sinead O'Connor.
Sketches: "Perot '92," "Caracci's Pizza," "The Founding Fathers," "Sunday Morning Videos," "That's Not Yogurt," "The Tori Spelling Show," "Larry King Live," "Cooking With Dennis Miller," "Sweet Jimmy: The World's Nicest Pimp," "Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley," and "Bob Roberts Book Burning."
Performances: Sinead O'Connor performed "Success Has Made A Failure of Our Home" and an a cappella version of the Bob Marley song "War" that ends with the infamous destruction of Pope John Paul II's photo.
330 :18x03 - Joe Pesci/Spin Doctors
Guest star: Joe Pesci (Himself (Host)), Spin Doctors (Themselves), Robert De Niro (Himself), Martin Scorsese (Himself), Robert P. Sullivan, II (1975 Hair Style - Stoop Rank Outs)
331 :18x04 - Christopher Walken/Arrested Development
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Herself), Christopher Walken (Himself (Host)), Arrested Development (Themselves)
333 :18x06 - Michael Keaton/Morrissey
Guest star: Michael Keaton (Himself (Host)), Morrissey (Himself), Tom Davis (Audience Member)
334 :18x07 - Sinbad/Sade
Host: Sinbad Musical Guest: Sade
335 :18x08 - Tom Arnold/Neil Young
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Himself (Host)), Neil Young (Himself), Dick Butkus (Himself), Roseanne (Herself), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
336 :18x09 - Glenn Close/Black Crowes
Guest star: Glenn Close (Herself (Host)), The Black Crowes (Themselves), Jon Lovitz (Opera Man's Brother)
337 :18x10 - Danny DeVito/Bon Jovi
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Herself), Danny DeVito (Himself (Host)), Bon Jovi (Themselves), Mike Ditka (Himself), Joe Mantegna (Bill Swerski), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
338 :18x11 - Harvey Keitel/Madonna
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Hillary Clinton), Harvey Keitel (Himself (Host)), Madonna (Herself)
339 :18x12 - Luke Perry/Mick Jagger
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Hillary Clinton), Luke Perry (Himself (Host)), Mick Jagger (Himself), Giorgio Armani (Italian prime minister), Tom Davis (Townsperson), James Downey (C-SPAN Announcer)
340 :18x13 - Alec Baldwin/Paul McCartney
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Paul McCartney (Himself), James Downey (Victor Devereaux), Dave Wilson (Himself)
341 :18x14 - Bill Murray/Sting
Guest star: Bill Murray (Himself (Host)), Sting (Himself), Tom Davis (Cowboy), Steve Martin (Himself), Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci)
343 :18x16 - Miranda Richardson/Soul Asylum
Guest star: Miranda Richardson (Herself (Host)), Soul Asylum (Themselves), Marv Albert (Father), Leslie Carangi Kelley (Nun), Stephen Rea (Fergus)
344 :18x17 - Jason Alexander/Peter Gabriel
Guest star: Jason Alexander (Himself (Host)), Peter Gabriel (Himself), Francine Roussel (Chris Farley's Wife)
346 :18x19 - Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil
Guest star: Christina Applegate (Herself (Host)), Midnight Oil (Themselves)
347 :18x20 - Kevin Kline/Willie Nelson & Paul Simon
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Hillary Clinton), Kevin Kline (Himself (Host)), Willie Nelson (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself), Dan Aykroyd (Sen. Bob Dole), Tom Schiller (Maury Frugan)
SNL Presidential Bash 1992
348 :19x01 - Charles Barkley/Nirvana
Guest star: Charles Barkley (Himself (Host)), Nirvana (Themselves), Rob Affuso (Himself), Sebastian Bach (Himself), Tyrone Bogues (Himself), Rachel Bolan (Himself), Leslie Carangi Kelley (Crowd Member), Mike Judge (Milton), RuPaul (Danielle), Dave "The Snake" Sabo (Himself)
Charles Barkley hosts the 19th season premiere of SNL with musical guest Nirvana
Sketches: "Bill Clinton," "NCI Long Distance," "Larry King Live," "Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley," "Gap Girls," "Coffee Talk with Linda Richman," "Big, Tall, & Black," "What's That?," "Out of Africa," "Donkey Basketball," and "Office Space" (film).
Nirvana performs "Heart-Shaped Box" and "Rape Me."
349 :19x02 - Shannen Doherty/Cypress Hill
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Shannen Doherty (Herself (Host)), Cypress Hill (Themselves), Tom Davis (Bailiff), Ashley Hamilton (Himself)
350 :19x03 - Jeff Goldblum/Aerosmith
Guest star: Jeff Goldblum (Himself (Host)), Aerosmith (Themselves), Laura Dern (Herself), James Downey (Audience Member)
351 :19x04 - John Malkovich/Billy Joel
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Herself), John Malkovich (Himself (Host)), Billy Joel (Himself)
352 :19x05 - Christian Slater/Smashing Pumpkins
Guest star: Christian Slater (Himself (Host)), Smashing Pumpkins (Themselves), Tom Davis (Police Officer), James Downey (Announcer)
353 :19x06 - Rosie O'Donnell/James Taylor
Guest star: Rosie O'Donnell (Herself (Host)), James Taylor (Himself), Casey Kasem (Himself), Tom Schiller (Rich Man)
354 :19x07 - Nicole Kidman/Stone Temple Pilots
Guest star: Nicole Kidman (Herself (Host)), Stone Temple Pilots (Themselves), Junior Brown (Himself), Christina Ricci (Jennifer), Jimmy Workman (Max)
355 :19x08 - Charlton Heston/Paul Westerberg
Guest star: Charlton Heston (Himself (Host)), Paul Westerberg (Himself), Tom Davis (Audience Member), Harley Kaplan (Control Room Ape)
357 :19x10 - Jason Patric/Blind Melon
Guest star: Jason Patric (Himself (Host)), Blind Melon (Themselves), James Downey (Announcer), Richard Simmons (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself)
359 :19x12 - Patrick Stewart/Salt-n-Pepa
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Patrick Stewart (Himself (Host)), Salt-N-Pepa (Themselves), Bernie Kopell (Doc), Akira Yoshimura (Sulu)
360 :19x13 - Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger/UB40
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Co-Host)), Kim Basinger (Herself (Co-Host)), UB40 (Themselves), Stephen Baldwin (Himself), William Baldwin (Himself)
Sketches include: "Alec Baldwin's Goodfellas", "Canteen Boy Gets Molested", "Hyperactive Phillip", "Family Feud: The Fitzgeralds vs. The Baldwins", "The Romantic Men", "The Adventures of Tiny Elvis", "Mickey Ross's Pyramid of Pain", and "Backstage SNL: Chris Farley Meets Kim Basinger".
361 :19x14 - Martin Lawrence/Crash Test Dummies
Guest star: Al Franken (Stuart Smalley), Martin Lawrence (Himself (Host)), Crash Test Dummies (Themselves), Mitch Dorge (Himself), Jeffrey Reeves (Referee), Henry Simmons (Himself)
362 :19x15 - Nancy Kerrigan/Aretha Franklin
Guest star: Nancy Kerrigan (Herself (Host)), Aretha Franklin (Herself), Tom Davis (Audience Member), James Downey (Audience Member)
363 :19x16 - Helen Hunt/Snoop Doggy Dogg
Guest star: Helen Hunt (Herself (Host)), Snoop Dogg (Himself), Andreas Beckett (Adolf Hitler (archive footage)), Cindy Crawford (Herself), James Downey (Announcer), Mike Judge (Milton/Bill)
364 :19x17 - Kelsey Grammer/Dwight Yoakam
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Hillary Clinton), Kelsey Grammer (Himself (Host)), Dwight Yoakam (Himself), Sy Sperling (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself)
366 :19x19 - John Goodman/The Pretenders
Guest star: Jan Hooks (Hillary Clinton), John Goodman (Himself (Host)), The Pretenders (Themselves), James Downey (Narrator)
367 :19x20 - Heather Locklear/Janet Jackson
Guest star: Heather Locklear (Herself (Host)), Janet Jackson (Herself), Jay Leno (Himself)
368 :20x01 - Steve Martin/Eric Clapton
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Eric Clapton (Himself), Brian Austin Green (Himself), Lenny Dykstra (Himself), Dave Wilson (Himself)
Hosting the 20th season premiere is comedian Steve Martin, his 13th time hosting. Musical Guest is Eric Clapton.
Sketches: "Clinton Auditions," "The Ron Wood Show," "Baseball Cruise," "Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Creme," "Bad Ad Campaign," "Court TV: O.J. Simpson Trial," "Total Bastard Airlines," "The Better Baby," "Bathroom Monkey," "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey," and "Leland-Meyers Home Headache Test."
Eric Clapton performs "I'm Tore Down" and "Five Long Years."
370 :20x03 - John Travolta/Seal
Guest star: John Travolta (Himself (Host)), Seal (Himself), Steve Buscemi (Mr. Pink), David L. Lander (Squiggy)
371 :20x04 - Dana Carvey/Edie Brickell
Guest star: Dana Carvey (Himself (Host)), Edie Brickell (Herself), George H. W. Bush (Himself), Mike Judge (Milton/Bill)
372 :20x05 - Sarah Jessica Parker/R.E.M.
Guest star: Sarah Jessica Parker (Herself (Host)), R.E.M. (Themselves), Bill Murray (Himself)
373 :20x06 - John Turturro/Tom Petty
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: John Turturro (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), David Hasselhoff (Himself), Joey Buttafuoco (Himself)
374 :20x07 - Roseanne/Green Day
Guest star: Roseanne (Herself (Host)), Green Day (Themselves), Rip Taylor (Himself), Stephen Holland (Lazlo's Twin)
375 :20x08 - Alec Baldwin/Beastie Boys
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), The Beastie Boys (Themselves), Christian Slater (Himself)
Alec Baldwin is back to host after the imfamous "Canteen Boy" sketch. The Beastie Boys are the musical guest.
Sketches: "Joycelyn Elders," "Japanese Game Show," "Los Angeles Breast and Penis," "Celebrity Memorial Auction," and "Family Auto Trip."
Performances: Beastie Boys perform "Sure Shot," "Ricky's Theme," and "Heart Attack Man."
376 :20x09 - George Foreman/Hole
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: George Foreman (Himself (Host)), Hole (Themselves), Michael Buffer (Himself), Bruce McCulloch (Stalker)
Boxer George Foreman hosts. Musical Guest: Hole
Sketches: "Bill Clinton," "Time Boxer," "Looking Good," "Matt Foley," "Uncle Joe," "The Incredible Hulk," "Chris Elliot's Bedtime Story," "Jackie Stallone's Psychic Circle"
Performances: Hole performs "Violet" and "Doll Parts"
377 :20x10 - Jeff Daniels/Luscious Jackson
Guest star: Jeff Daniels (Himself (Host)), Luscious Jackson (Themselves), Stephen Holland (Congressman), George Pataki (Himself), Jeffrey Reeves (Congressman)
379 :20x12 - Bob Newhart/Des'ree
Guest star: Bob Newhart (Himself (Host)), Des'ree (Herself), Suzanne Pleshette (Herself)
380 :20x13 - Deion Sanders/Bon Jovi
Guest star: Deion Sanders (Himself (Host)), Bon Jovi (Themselves), Manute Bol (Himself)
381 :20x14 - George Clooney/The Cranberries
Guest star: George Clooney (Himself (Host)), The Cranberries (Themselves), Bruce McCulloch (Singer)
383 :20x16 - John Goodman/Tragically Hip
Guest star: Dan Aykroyd (Himself), John Goodman (Himself (Host)), The Tragically Hip (Themselves), Brian Dennehy (Himself), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
384 :20x17 - Damon Wayans/Dionne Farris
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: Damon Wayans (Himself (Host)), Dionne Farris (Herself), David Alan Grier (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Tobingt's host is SNL alumni and In Living Color star Damon Wayans with musical guest Dionne Faris.
Sketches:"Judge Ito's Response," "Bathroom Monkey," "Black Names," "Men on Film," "Spit Valves," "Deep Thoughts," "Christopher Walken for Skittles," "Anton at the O.J. Trial," "Perspectives," "Cirque du Soliel," and "Tom Jones' Briefs."
Performances:Dionne Farris performs "I Know" and "Blackbird."
385 :20x18 - Courteney Cox/Dave Matthews Band
Guest star: Courteney Cox (Herself (Host)), Dave Matthews Band (Themselves), Bela Fleck (Herself)
386 :20x19 - Bob Saget/TLC
Guest star: Bob Saget (Himself (Host)), TLC (Themselves), Jeffrey Reeves (FBI Agent)
387 :20x20 - David Duchovny/Rod Stewart
Director: Dave Wilson
Guest star: David Duchovny (Himself (Host)), Rod Stewart (Himself), Michael Angarano (David Duchovny's Son), Naomi Campbell (Herself)
David Duchovny hosts the season 20 finale with musical guest Rod Stewart.
Sketches: "The Beastman of Studio 8H," "You Think You're Better Than Me?," "Zagat's," "Prichard's General Store," "Ricki Lake," "Rock and Roll Realtor," and "Polar Bears."
Performances: Rod Stewart performs "Leave Virginia Alone" and "Maggie May."
388 :21x01 - Mariel Hemingway/Blues Traveler
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Mariel Hemingway (Herself (Host)), Blues Traveler (Themselves), Adam McKay (Construction Worker), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
Mariel Hemingway hosts the 21st season premier. Blues Travler is the musical guest.
Sketches:"OJ Today," "Leg Up," "Get Off the Shed," "Spade in America," "Long Phone Call," "Nightline," "Biography," "AM Ale," "Fuzzy Memories," and "The Chicken Lady Show."
Performances: Blues Traveler performs "Run-Around" and "Hook."
389 :21x02 - Chevy Chase/Lisa Loeb
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself (Host)), Lisa Loeb (Herself), Mariel Hemingway (Herself), Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
390 :21x03 - David Schwimmer/Natalie Merchant
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: David Schwimmer (Himself (Host)), Natalie Merchant (Herself), Barry Williams (Himself), Jennifer Aniston (Herself), Gary Coleman (Himself), James Downey (Arthur Grayson), Lisa Kudrow (Herself), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey), Jimmie Walker (Himself)
391 :21x04 - Gabriel Byrne/Alanis Morissette
Guest star: Gabriel Byrne (Himself (Host)), Alanis Morissette (Herself), Bill Bradley (Himself), James Downey (Announcer), Cheryl Hardwick (Nun), Chrissie Hynde (Herself), Chris Marquette (Kid), Paula Pell (Robin Walker Fan), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
392 :21x05 - Quentin Tarantino/Smashing Pumpkins
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Quentin Tarantino (Himself (Host)), Smashing Pumpkins (Themselves), Joe Dicso (Himself), Robert Hegyes (Himself), Paula Pell (Paula), Sam Waterston (Himself)
Director Quentin Tarantino hosts. Musical guest Samshing Pumpkins.
Sketches:"Spartan Cheerleaders," "Old Glory Insurance," "Clara Turley's Bible Challenge," "Bill Clinton," "Bug Off," "Directors on Directing," and "All Aboard".
Performances:Smashing Pumpkins perform "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" and "Zero."
393 :21x06 - Laura Leighton/Rancid
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Laura Leighton (Herself (Host)), Rancid (Themselves), Paula Pell (Passenger), Sean Penn (Himself), Grant Show (Jake Hanson)
Laura Leighton is the host. Rancid is the musical guest.
Sketches:"Gingrich and Dole Fly Coach," "Old Glory Insurance," "Stan Hooper and the Fortune Teller," "Home For The Holidays," "What a Woman Wants," "Sydney and the Midgets," "Roberta at Kathy's Party," "Spade in America," "Tommy's Self-Discipline," and "Git Wit You."
Performances:[/b ]Rancid performes "Roots Radical" and "Ruby Soho."
394 :21x07 - Anthony Edwards/Foo Fighters
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Anthony Edwards (Himself (Host)), Foo Fighters (Themselves), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Sherry Stringfield (Herself)
ER star Anthony Edwards hosts. The Foo Fighters are the musical guests.
Sketches:"Inside Politics," "Grimaldi's," "The Joe Pesci Show," "Nightline," "Mary Katherine Gallagher," "G-Dog Does the Nasty," "Spade in America," "Turning Point," and "Hulk Hogan Talk Show".
Performances:Foo Fighters perform "I'll Stick Around" and "For All The Cows."
395 :21x08 - David Alan Grier/Silverchair
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: David Alan Grier (Himself (Host)), Silverchair (Themselves), Stephen Holland (Honeydew Band Member)
In Living Color's David Alan Grier hosts. Musical guest: Silverchair.
Sketches: "Nightline," "Rocky Roads," "The Today Show," "Three Wise Men," "Wake Up and Smile," "Spade in America," "Black People," and "Perspectives".
Performances: Silverchair performs "Tomorrow" and "Pure Massacre."
396 :21x09 - Madeline Kahn/Bush
Guest star: Madeline Kahn (Herself (Host)), Bush (Themselves), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
397 :21x10 - Christopher Walken/Joan Osborne
Guest star: Christopher Walken (Himself (Host)), Joan Osborne (Herself), Rudolph Giuliani (Himself)
398 :21x11 - Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Tori Amos (Herself), Michelle Carano (Bathing Beauty), Paula Pell (Mother), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
399 :21x12 - Danny Aiello/Coolio
Guest star: Danny Aiello (Himself (Host)), Coolio (Himself), Larry Brown (Himself), Chris Farley (Himself), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
400 :21x13 - Tom Arnold/Tupac Shakur
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Himself (Host)), Tupac Shakur (Himself), Paula Pell (Church Member), Adam Sandler (Himself), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
Rosanne star Tom Arnold hosts. Rapper Tupac Shakur is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Presidential Candidates," "The Life We Lead/Channel 7 Action News," "Ranger Ron and his Tree Slice," "St. Gabriel's Annual Bake Sale," "A Criminal and his Grandmother," and "Drunk Surgeon."
Performances: Tupac Shakur performs "California Love" and "I Ain't Mad At Cha."
401 :21x14 - Elle MacPherson/Sting
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Elle MacPherson (Herself (Host)), Sting (Himself), Hugh Fink (Audience Member), Paula Pell (Karen Coolidge), Scott Sandler (Dancer), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
Supermodel Elle MacPherson hosts SNL. Musical guest is Sting.
Sketches: "Presidential Candidates," "Mary Katherine Gallagher," "Spartan Cheerleaders," "Winston Graff," "Stan Hooper," "Dinner at Oliver's," and "Australian Phone Sex."
Performances: Sting performs "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot" and "You Still Touch Me."
402 :21x15 - John Goodman/Everclear
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Everclear (Themselves), Ashley Carin (Margaret), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Kurt Loder (Himself), Elle MacPherson (Herself)
John Goodman hosts SNL (once again.) Everclear is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Suel Forrester," "The Real World," "Steve Forbes," "Fecal Matters," "Gary Macdonald at Work," "Brasky's Buddies at Holiday Inn," and "The Joe Pesci Show."
Performances: Everclear performs "Santa Monica."
403 :21x16 - Phil Hartman/Gin Blossoms
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Phil Hartman (Himself (Host)), Gin Blossoms (Themselves), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
Phil Hartman, who was on Saturday Night Live for eight years, returns to host. Musical guest is the Gin Blossoms.
Sketches: "Heston and Dole," "Bug-Off," "Leg Up," "Acting Class," "Fuzzy Memories," "Roxbury Guys," "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer," "You're The Man," "Petchow Rat Poison," "Hollywood Minute With David Spade," and "Taddli."
Performances: Gin Blossoms perform "Memphis Time" and "Follow You Down."
404 :21x17 - Steve Forbes/Rage Against the Machine
Guest star: Steve Forbes (Himself (Host)), Rage Against the Machine (Themselves), James Downey (Audience Member), Adam McKay (Audience Member)
405 :21x18 - Teri Hatcher/Dave Matthews Band
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Teri Hatcher (Herself (Host)), Dave Matthews Band (Themselves), Steve Higgins (F. Lee Bailey), Paula Pell (Church Member), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
Lois and Clark star Teri Hatcher hosts tonight's show. Dave Mattews Band is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Kaczynski and His Lawyers," "Spade in America," "Spartan Cheerleaders," "The Princess and the Homeboy," "Romantic Music," and "St. Gabriel's Women's Charity for the Needy."
Performances: The Dave Matthews Band perform "So Much To Say" and "Too Much."
406 :21x19 - Christine Baranski/The Cure
Guest star: Christine Baranski (Herself (Host)), The Cure (Themselves), Hugh Fink (Audience Member), Steve Higgins (Audience Member), Adam McKay (Scientist), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Dennis Rodman (Himself), Bryan Shilowich (Young Jack Handey)
407 :21x20 - Jim Carrey/Soundgarden
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jim Carrey (Himself (Host)), Soundgarden (Themselves), John G. Connolly (Happy Hour Guy), Joe Dicso (Himself), Adam McKay (Audience Member)
Tonight's host is comedian Jim Carrey with musical guest Soundgarden.
Sketches: "Nightline," "Spartan Cheerleaders," "Roxbury Guys," "Jacuzzi Lifeguard," "I'll See You In Hell," "Spade in America," "The Joe Pesci Show," and "Jimmy Tangen's Fat Busters."
Performances: Soundgarden performs "Pretty Noose" and "Burden in My Hand."
408 :22x01 - Tom Hanks/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Kerri Strug (Herself)
Tonight's host is Tom Hanks with musical guest Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Sketches: "ABC Election Coverage," "Big Brawn," "Roxbury Guys' Arrest," "Spartan Cheerleaders," "The Tonight Show," "The Ambigously Gay Duo" (cartoon), "Goat Boy," "Creativity Test," "Classic Sing-Along with the Drunken Asses," and "Brief Histories."
Performances: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers perform "Walls" and "Angel Dream."
409 :22x02 - Lisa Kudrow/Sheryl Crow
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Lisa Kudrow (Herself (Host)), Sheryl Crow (Herself), David L. Lander (Squiggy), Craig Mitchell (Sports Fan), Paula Pell (Audience Member)
410 :22x03 - Bill Pullman/New Edition
Guest star: Bill Pullman (Himself (Host)), New Edition (Themselves), Adam McKay (Himself)
411 :22x04 - Dana Carvey/Dr. Dre
Guest star: Dana Carvey (Himself (Host)), Dr. Dre (Himself), Robert Smigel (Director)
412 :22x05 - Chris Rock/The Wallflowers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Dana Carvey (Himself), Chris Rock (Himself (Host)), The Wallflowers (Themselves), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Dr. Matthew Walsh/Ace), Abe Vigoda (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Chris Rock, comedian and SNL alumni, returns to host with musical guest The Wallflowers.
Sketches: "Bob Dole and George Bush," "Excedril," "I'm Chillin'," "Dole/Kemp '96," "Charles Grodin," "Mark Russell Comedy Special," "The Dark Side with Nat X," "The Ambigously Gay Duo" (cartoon), "Dole's Speeches," "College Graduate," "The Culps," "Def Emergency Room Jam," and "Perspectives."
Performances: The Wallflowers perform "One Headlight."
413 :22x06 - Robert Downey Jr./Fiona Apple
Guest star: Robert Downey, Jr. (Himself (Host)), Fiona Apple (Herself), Bob Dole (Himself), Evander Holyfield (Himself)
414 :22x07 - Phil Hartman/Bush
Guest star: Phil Hartman (Himself (Host)), Bush (Themselves), Rodney Dangerfield (Himself), Cliff Robertson (Himself)
415 :22x08 - Martin Short/No Doubt
Guest star: Martin Short (Himself (Host)), No Doubt (Themselves), Chevy Chase (Merriwether), Brett Glazer (Airport Patron)
416 :22x09 - Rosie O'Donnell/Whitney Houston
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Penny Marshall (Herself), Rosie O'Donnell (Herself (Host)), Whitney Houston (Herself), Mike Judge (Beavis and Butt-head), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Brett Glazer (Mary Catherine Gallagher Singer)
417 :22x10 - Kevin Spacey/Beck
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Kevin Spacey (Himself (Host)), Beck (Himself), Bill Chott (Announcer), John Cleese (Various), Brett Glazer (Janet Reno Dancer), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Michael Palin (Various), Kevin Scullin (Trumpet Player)
419 :22x12 - Neve Campbell/David Bowie
Guest star: Neve Campbell (Herself (Host)), David Bowie (Himself), Brett Glazer (Neve Campbell's Boyfriend), David Spade (Himself)
421 :22x14 - Alec Baldwin/Tina Turner
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Tina Turner (Herself), Paula Pell (Betty), Howard Stern (Himself)
422 :22x15 - Sting/Veruca Salt
Guest star: Sting (Himself (Host)), Veruca Salt (Themselves), Mark Hamill (Himself), Hugh Fink (Audience Member), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Trudie Styler (Herself)
424 :22x17 - Rob Lowe/Spice Girls
Guest star: Rob Lowe (Himself (Host)), Spice Girls (Themselves), Bill Chott (Himself), Robert De Niro (Himself), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Joe Pesci (Himself)
425 :22x18 - Pamela Lee/Rollins Band
Guest star: Pamela Anderson (Herself (Host)), Henry Rollins (Himself), Steve Carell (Gary), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Tommy Lee (Himself)
426 :22x19 - John Goodman/Jewel
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Jewel (Herself), Mike Myers (Ron Wood)
427 :22x20 - Jeff Goldblum/En Vogue
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jeff Goldblum (Himself (Host)), En Vogue (Themselves)
Jeff Goldblum hosts tonight's episode with R&B singers En Vougue.
Sketches: "Nightline," "Big Brawn," "Mary Katherine's Crush," "Space, the Infinite Frontier," "Sally Jesse Raphael" (cartoon), "Goth Talk," "Kennedy Kapers," "Larry King's News & Views," "Jerry 'Steve' Dave," "Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp," and "Janet Blaum's Protest."
Performances: En Vogue perform "Don't Let Go."
428 :23x01 - Sylvester Stallone/Jamiroquai
Writer: Adam McKay
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Sylvester Stallone (Himself (Host)), Jamiroquai (Themselves), Richard Jewell (Himself)
Rocky and Rambo star Sylvester Stallone hosts the 23rd season opener. Musical Guest Jamiroquai.
Sketches:"Oprah," "Rita Delvechio," "Car Accident with Sylvester Stallone," "Roxbury Guys," "Janet Reno," "Computer Store," "Planet Hollywood," and "Lou's Lovely Daughters."
Performances: Jamiroquai performs "Alright."
429 :23x02 - Matthew Perry/Oasis
Writer: Adam McKay
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Matthew Perry (Himself (Host)), Oasis (Themselves), Kevin Scullin (Insults 101 Student)
Friends Matthew Perry hosts. Musical Guest: Oasis.
Sketches: "Spartan Cheerleaders," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Sarcasm 101," "The Ladies' Man," "Space the Infinite Frontier with Harry Caray," "Goat Boy," "Friends," and "Good Morning with Liza."
Performances: Oasis perform "Don't Go Away" and "Acquiesce."
430 :23x03 - Brendan Fraser/Bjork
Writer: Adam McKay
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Brendan Fraser (Himself (Host)), Björk (Herself), Eric Dickerson (Himself), Brett Glazer (Mango Fan)
431 :23x04 - Chris Farley/The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Chris Farley (Himself (Host)), The Mighty Mighty Bosstones (Themselves), Chevy Chase (Himself), Mike Ditka (Himself), Brett Glazer (Dog Barker), Bill Kurtis (Himself), Lenny Pickett (Paul), Chris Rock (Himself), Robert Smigel (Carl Wollarski), George Wendt (Bob Swerski)
Tonight's host is returning SNL alumni Chris Farley with musical guest The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
Sketches: "Farley Gets Permission to Host," "Morning Latte," "Mary Katherine at the Dance," "Matt Foley at the Gym," "Goth Talk," "Sally Jesse Raphael," "Monday Night Football Song," "Superfans," and "El Niño."
Performances: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones perform "The Impression That I Get."
432 :23x05 - Jon Lovitz/Jane's Addiction
Guest star: Jon Lovitz (Himself (Host)), Jane's Addiction (Themselves), Dana Carvey (Himself)
433 :23x06 - Claire Danes/Mariah Carey
Guest star: Claire Danes (Herself (Host)), Mariah Carey (Herself), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Paula Pell (Audience Member)
434 :23x07 - Rudy Giuliani/Sarah McLachlan
Guest star: Rudolph Giuliani (Himself (Host)), Sarah McLachlan (Herself), Brett Glazer (Janet Reno Dancer)
435 :23x08 - Nathan Lane/Metallica
Guest star: Nathan Lane (Himself (Host)), Metallica (Themselves), Marianne Faithfull (Herself), Ernie Sabella (Himself)
436 :23x09 - Helen Hunt/Hanson
Guest star: Helen Hunt (Herself (Host)), Hanson (Themselves), Ford Austin (Himself), Marty Cordova (Himself), Russ Davis (Himself), Jeff Fassero (Himself), Cliff Floyd (Himself), Mark Grudzielanek (Himself), David Howard (Himself), Todd Hundley (Himself), Gregg Jefferies (Himself), Jack Nicholson (Himself), Scott Rolen (Himself), Mike Sweeney (Himself), Rondell White (Himself), Mark Wohlers (Himself), Todd Zeile (Himself)
437 :23x10 - Samuel L. Jackson/Ben Folds Five
Guest star: Samuel L. Jackson (Himself (Host)), Ben Folds (Himself), John Reidy (Police Officer)
438 :23x11 - Sarah Michelle Gellar/Portishead
Guest star: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Herself (Host)), Portishead (Themselves), Paula Pell (Audience Member)
439 :23x12 - John Goodman/Paula Cole
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Paula Cole (Herself), Dan Aykroyd (Himself), Bill Chott (Announcer), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Paula Pell (Betty Ford)
440 :23x13 - Roma Downey/Missy Elliot
Guest star: Roma Downey (Herself (Host)), Missy Elliott (Herself), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Kevin Scullin (Royal Escort)
SNL Remembers Chris Farley
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Phil Hartman (Himself/various), Christina Applegate (Stacy), George Wendt (Bob Swerski), Patrick Swayze (Adrian), Robert Smigel (Carl Wollarski), Dave Wilson (Himself/various)
Tim Meadows intoduces a look back at the late Chris Farley with his unforgettable sketches and characters including "Matt Foley," "Chippendale's Audition," "Andrew Giuliani," and "El Niño." Also included are some raucous dress rehearsal footage.
441 :23x14 - Garth Brooks
Writer: Tina Fey
Guest star: Robert Duvall (Himself), Garth Brooks (Himself (Host/Musical Guest))
447 :23x20 - David Duchovny/Puff Daddy
Guest star: David Duchovny (Himself (Host)), Sean "Diddy" Combs (Himself), Jimmy Page (Himself), Paula Abdul (Herself)
SNL Remembers Phil Hartman
448 :24x01 - Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Herself (Host & Performer)), Smashing Pumpkins (Themselves), Dan Aykroyd (Yortuk Festrunk), John Goodman (Linda Tripp), Tommy Larkins (Himself), Steve Martin (Georg Festrunk), Jonathan Richman (Himself)
Tonight's host is Cameron Diaz with music from The Smashing Pumpkins.
Sketches include: "Oprah 2002: The Lewinsky-Gate Reunion", "MasterCard", "The View", "Oops! I Crapped My Pants", "The Ladies' Man", "SNL's The Best of the First 20 Minutes Video", "Hollywood Squares Collapse", "TV Funhouse: Presidential Address Outtakes" (cartoon), "The Roxbury Guys Meet The Fenstruk Brothers", "Smelly Witches' Brew", "The Gap" (three-part pre-taped sketch), "A Message from the Spice Girls", "Jingleheimer Junction", and "Maakies: Drinky Crow Gets a Job"
(cartoon)
The Smashing Pumpkins perform "Perfect"
449 :24x02 - Kelsey Grammer/Sheryl Crow
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Shaquille O'Neal (Himself), Kelsey Grammer (Himself (Host)), Sheryl Crow (Herself), Hal Linden (Himself), Christine Baranski (Herself), Patti LuPone (Herself)
450 :24x03 - Lucy Lawless/Elliott Smith
Guest star: Lucy Lawless (Herself (Host)), Elliott Smith (Himself), Brad Dourif (Chucky), Tina Fey (Audience Member), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Kevin Scullin (Sculpting Class Student), Judge Judy Sheindlin (Herself)
451 :24x04 - Ben Stiller/Alanis Morissette
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Ben Stiller (Himself (Host)), Alanis Morissette (Herself), Roger Clemens (Himself), David Cone (Himself), Derek Jeter (Himself), David Wells (Himself)
452 :24x05 - David Spade/Eagle-Eye Cherry
Guest star: David Spade (Himself (Host)), Eagle-Eye Cherry (Himself), Brad Pitt (Himself), Chris Rock (Himself)
453 :24x06 - Joan Allen/Jewel
Guest star: Joan Allen (Herself (Host)), Jewel (Herself), John Goodman (Nathan Barnett)
454 :24x07 - Jennifer Love Hewitt/Beastie Boys
Guest star: Jennifer Love Hewitt (Herself (Host)), The Beastie Boys (Themselves), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), John Goodman (Linda Tripp), Linda Wang (Geisha), Muse Watson (Ben Willis)
456 :24x09 - Alec Baldwin/Luciano Pavarotti
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Luciano Pavarotti (Himself), Vanessa L. Williams (Herself), John Goodman (Himself), Stephen Mercurio (Himself)
457 :24x10 - Bill Paxton/Beck
Guest star: Bill Paxton (Himself (Host)), Beck (Himself), James Cameron (Himself), Debbie Matenopoulos (Herself), Paul Thornton (Bob Dole)
459 :24x12 - Gwyneth Paltrow/Barenaked Ladies
Guest star: Gwyneth Paltrow (Herself (Host)), Barenaked Ladies (Themselves), Ben Affleck (Himself), Bill Chott (Announcer), Tina Fey (Audience Member), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Paula Pell (Various)
460 :24x13 - Brendan Fraser/Busta Rhymes
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Brendan Fraser (Himself (Host)), Busta Rhymes (Himself), The Roots (Themselves), Tom Davis (Himself), John Goodman (Linda Tripp), George Plimpton (Himself)
461 :24x14 - Bill Murray/Lucinda Williams
Guest star: Bill Murray (Himself (Host)), Lucinda Williams (Herself), Chevy Chase (Himself), Stephanie Seymour (Herself)
462 :24x15 - Ray Romano/The Corrs
Guest star: Ray Romano (Himself (Host)), The Corrs (Themselves), Peter Boyle (Himself), Doris Roberts (Herself)
463 :24x16 - Drew Barrymore/Garbage
Guest star: Drew Barrymore (Herself (Host)), Garbage (Themselves), Edward Norton (Himself), Chris Orf (Sketch Player)
464 :24x17 - John Goodman/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves), Tina Fey (Audience Member), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
465 :24x18 - Cuba Gooding Jr./Ricky Martin
Guest star: Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Himself (Host)), Ricky Martin (Himself), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Tina Fey (Audience Member), John Goodman (Linda Tripp), Monica Lewinsky (Herself)
466 :24x19 - Sarah Michelle Gellar/Backstreet Boys
Guest star: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Herself (Host)), Backstreet Boys (Themselves), David Boreanaz (Himself), Seth Green (Himself)
Bad Boys of SNL
467 :25x01 - Jerry Seinfeld/David Bowie
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jerry Seinfeld (Himself (Host)), David Bowie (Himself), A. J. Benza (Himself), Christine Meyers (Catholic School Girl), Harold Perrineau, Jr. (Augustus Hill), J. K. Simmons (Vern Schillinger), Lee Tergesen (Tobias Beecher), Dean Winters (Ryan O'Reily)
Tonight's host is comedian Jerry Seinfeld with musical guest David Bowie.
Sketches:"Ross Perot," "Morning Latte," "Mary Katherine Gallagher," "Action 8 News Watch," "...and a Pizza Place," "Oz," and "Alive or Dead?"
Performances: David Bowie performes "Rebel, Rebel"
468 :25x02 - Heather Graham/Marc Anthony
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Heather Graham (Herself (Host)), Marc Anthony (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Dana Carvey (Hans), Kevin Nealon (Franz)
Tonight's host is actress Heather Graham with musical guest Marc Anthony.
Sketches: "Al Gore and George W. Bush," "The Zimmermans," "The Ladies' Man," "Hans and Franz," "VH1 Net Aid," "Dog Show," and "Blair Witch Parody."
Performances: Marc Antony performes "I Need To Know"
469 :25x03 - Norm MacDonald/Dr. Dre
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Norm MacDonald (Himself (Host)), Snoop Dogg (Himself), Dr. Dre (Himself), Eminem (Himself), Savion Glover (Himself), Paula Pell (Sarah)
Tonight's host is SNL Alumni Norm MacDonald with musical guest Dr. Dre featuring Eminem and Snoop Dogg.
Sketches:"Rudy Giuliani," "Martha Stewart Living," "Yankees History," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "NBC Crosstalk," "Larry King," "Michael Jackson," and "Inside the Actor's Studio."
Performances: Dr. Dre and Eminem perform "Forgot about Dre" and Dr. Dre performs "Still Dre" with Snoop Dogg
470 :25x04 - Dylan McDermott/Foo Fighters
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Dylan McDermott (Himself (Host)), Foo Fighters (Themselves), Paula Pell (Helen)
Tonight's host is The Practice star Dylan McDermott with musical guest Foo Fighters.
Sketches: "The Practice," "The Jim Gray Show," "Early Show," "The Culps," "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?," "Mango," "Colette Reardon," "State Lotto Drawing," and "Disbelieving Mom."
Performances: Foo Fighters perform "Learning To Fly" and "Stacked Actors"
471 :25x05 - Garth Brooks
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Garth Brooks (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Paula Pell (Operator), Kevin Scullin (Brainy Smurf)
Tonight's host and musical guest is Garth Brooks.
Sketches: "Gun Convention," "James Bond," "Hickory Farms Audio Visual Project," "Tracy Morgan and Garth Brooks," "Warner Lambert/America Home Products Merger," "Express Flowers," "Mango," "Devil Can't Wrte No Love Songs," "Simma Da Na," and "WXLU News."
Performances: Garth Brooks (as Chris Gaines) performs "Way Of The Girl"
472 :25x06 - Jennifer Aniston/Sting
Writer: Tina Fey
Guest star: Jennifer Aniston (Herself (Host)), Sting (Himself), Tina Fey (Audience Member), Cheb Mami (Musical Guest), Paul Thornton (Bob Dole), John Carpenter (Himself)
474 :25x08 - Danny DeVito/R.E.M.
Guest star: Danny DeVito (Himself (Host)), R.E.M. (Themselves), Al Franken (Himself), Joe Franken (Himself), Cheryl Hardwick (Pianist), Kevin Scullin (Mark Jensen Family Singer)
475 :25x09 - Jamie Foxx/Blink 182
Guest star: Jamie Foxx (Himself (Host)), Blink 182 (Themselves), John Goodman (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
476 :25x10 - Freddie Prinze Jr./Macy Gray
Guest star: Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Himself (Host)), Macy Gray (Herself), Angie Everhart (Herself)
477 :25x11 - Alan Cumming/Jennifer Lopez
Guest star: Alan Cumming (Himself (Host)), Jennifer Lopez (Herself), Ben Stiller (Himself)
478 :25x12 - Julianna Margulies/DMX
Guest star: Julianna Margulies (Herself (Host)), DMX (Himself), Noah Wyle (Manuel)
479 :25x13 - Ben Affleck/Fiona Apple
Guest star: Ben Affleck (Himself (Host)), Fiona Apple (Herself), Gwyneth Paltrow (Herself), Crystal Rose (Himself)
480 :25x14 - Joshua Jackson/N*Sync
Guest star: Joshua Jackson (Himself (Host)), 'N Sync (Themselves), Phil Balsley (Himself), Don Reid (Himself)
481 :25x15 - The Rock/AC/DC
Guest star: Dwayne Johnson (Himself (Host)), AC/DC (Themselves), Michael Francis Foley (Himself), Paul Levesque (Himself (as Triple H)), Vince McMahon (Himself), Paul Wight (Himself)
482 :25x16 - Christopher Walken/Christina Aguilera
Guest star: Christopher Walken (Himself (Host)), Christina Aguilera (Herself), Dana Carvey (George Bush), J. Mascis (Himself)
483 :25x17 - Tobey Maguire/Sisqo
Guest star: Tobey Maguire (Himself (Host)), Sisqó (Himself), Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown (Himself), Steve Buscemi (Billy), Adam McKay (Various)
485 :25x19 - Britney Spears
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Britney Spears (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Steve Carell (Gary (as Steven Carell)), Carl Charroux (Father), Bill Chott (Announcer), Stephen Colbert (Ace), Sarah Michelle Gellar (Herself), Gregor Manns (Dancer)
Tonight's host and musical guest is pop star Britney Spears.
Sketches: "A Message From Giuliani," "Gap Fat," "Morning Latte," "Boston Teens' Field Trip," "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" (cartoon), "Clinton Scandal Commemorative Plates," "Woodrow Meets Britney Spears," "The DeMarco Brothers," "DeAndra Wells' Comeback Tour," and "Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor."
Performances: Britney performs "Oops...I Did It Again" and "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know"
486 :25x20 - Jackie Chan/Kid Rock
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jackie Chan (Himself (Host)), Kid Rock (Himself), Sarah Michelle Gellar (Brandi Lane), Andy Richter (Himself), Florence Henderson (Herself), Bradley James Allan (Opening Monologue Thug), Trey Anastasio (Himself), Joe C. (Himself), Gina Gershon (Wilma Slotsin), G. E. Smith (Himself)
Tonight's host is martial arts star Jackie Chan with musical guest Kid Rock.
Sketches: "The Ladies' Man Dating Game", "Nick Burns," "The Culps," "Madonna's Video Shoot" (cartoon), "Zimmermans At The Golf Course," "Digging To The Center of the Earth," "Calgon," and "Legends In Concert."
Performances: Kid Rock performs "American Bad-Ass" and "Only God Knows Why."
25th Anniversary Special
Writer: Tina Fey, Dennis Miller, Al Franken, Tom Davis, Robert Smigel, Conan O'Brien
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jay Mohr (Himself), Laraine Newman (Herself), Martin Short (Himself), Norm MacDonald (Himself), Chris Rock (Himself), Chevy Chase (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Adam Sandler (Himself), Jim Belushi (Himself), Steve Martin (Himself), Alec Baldwin (Himself), Joe Piscopo (Himself), Garrett Morris (Himself), John Goodman (Himself), Jerry Seinfeld (Himself), Al Green (Himself), Jane Curtin (Herself), Dennis Miller (Himself), Elliott Gould (Himself), Tom Hanks (Himself), Al Franken (Himself), Kevin Nealon (Himself), Garth Brooks (Himself), Victoria Jackson (Herself), David Spade (Himself), Lenny Pickett (Himself), Dan Aykroyd (Himself), Sarah Michelle Gellar (Herself), Robert Smigel (Himself), Gary Busey (Himself), Danny DeVito (Himself), Susan Sarandon (Herself), Paul Shaffer (Himself), Michael Douglas (Himself - Audience Member), Gilbert Gottfried (Himself - Audience Member), Brendan Fraser (Himself - Audience Member), Kelsey Grammer (Himself - Audience Member), Teri Hatcher (Herself - Audience Member), Patrick Stewart (Himself - Audience Member), Catherine Zeta Jones (Herself-Audience Member)
TV special celebrating the 25th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Many of the former cast members and guest hosts return to perform their signature monologues in front of a celebrity audience. The special also takes a look back at some of the best comedy skits and musical numbers of the past two and a half decades.
487 :26x01 - Rob Lowe/Eminem
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Rob Lowe (Himself (Host)), Eminem (Himself), Dido (Herself (Musical Guest)), James Downey (Audience Member), Brendan Fraser (Himself), Ralph Nader (Himself), Paula Pell (Audience Member), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
488 :26x02 - Kate Hudson/Radiohead
Guest star: Kate Hudson (Herself (Host)), Radiohead (Themselves), Bill Chott (Announcer), Nomar Garciaparra (Himself), Kristin Klabunde (Young Sheri Oteri), Mike Lombardi (Extra), Rich Lounello (Cop), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents)
489 :26x03 - Dana Carvey/The Wallflowers
Guest star: Dana Carvey (Himself (Host)), The Wallflowers (Themselves), Baha Men (Themselves), Robert De Niro (Himself), Adam McKay (Reporter)
490 :26x04 - Charlize Theron/Paul Simon
Guest star: Charlize Theron (Herself (Host)), Paul Simon (Himself), Hugh Fink (Himself)
491 :26x05 - Calista Flockhart/Ricky Martin
Guest star: Calista Flockhart (Herself (Host)), Ricky Martin (Himself), John Ritter (Himself), Sean Sanders (Himself)
492 :26x06 - Tom Green/David Gray
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Tom Green (Himself (Host)), David Gray (Himself), Drew Barrymore (Herself), Mary Jane Green (Herself), Richard Green (Himself), Glenn Humplik (Himself), Gwyneth Paltrow (Herself)
493 :26x07 - Val Kilmer/U2
Guest star: Val Kilmer (Himself (Host)), U2 (Themselves), Paul Borghese (Hot Dog Vendor), Paula Pell (Friend), Kevin Scullin (EMS Worker)
494 :26x08 - Lucy Liu/Jay-Z
Guest star: Lucy Liu (Herself (Host)), Jay-Z (Himself), Memphis Bleek (Himself (Musical Guest)), Hugh Fink (Himself), Beanie Sigel (Himself (Musical Guest)), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
495 :26x09 - Charlie Sheen/Nelly Furtado
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Charlie Sheen (Himself (Host)), Nelly Furtado (Herself), Steve Higgins (Audience Member), Paula Pell (Audience Member)
496 :26x10 - Mena Suvari/Lenny Kravitz
Guest star: Mena Suvari (Herself (Host)), Lenny Kravitz (Himself), Bill Chott (Announcer), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Janet Reno (Herself), Lindsay Young (Girl at Dance Party)
497 :26x11 - Jennifer Lopez
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jennifer Lopez (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Tom Hanks (Himself)
498 :26x12 - Sean Hayes/Shaggy
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Sean Hayes (Himself (Host)), Shaggy (Himself), Rik Rok Ducent (Musical Guest)
Will and Grace star Sean Hayes hosts. Musical guest is Shaggy.
Sketches:"George W. Bush," "Delicious Dish," "Hardball," "Jeffrey's," "Hello Dolly," "Fashion Week," "Action News," "Mary Katherine Gallagher," "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet," and "Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas."
Performances:Shaggy performs "It Wasn't Me" and "Angel."
499 :26x13 - Katie Holmes/Dave Matthews Band
Guest star: Katie Holmes (Herself (Host)), Dave Matthews Band (Themselves), Junior Brown (Himself)
500 :26x14 - Conan O'Brien/Don Henley
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Conan O'Brien (Himself (Host)), Don Henley (Himself), Ben Affleck (Donnie Bartalotti), Adam McKay (Shoplifter), Crystal Rose (Himself)
Talk show host and former SNL writer Conan O'Brien returns to host. Musical guest is Don Henley.
501 :26x15 - Julia Stiles/Aerosmith
Guest star: Julia Stiles (Herself (Host)), Aerosmith (Themselves), David Copperfield (Himself)
502 :26x16 - Alec Baldwin/Coldplay
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Coldplay (Themselves), Kid Rock (Himself), David Spade (Himself)
503 :26x17 - Renee Zellweger/Eve
Guest star: Renée Zellweger (Herself (Host)), Eve (Herself), Gwen Stefani (Herself (Musical Guest))
504 :26x18 - Pierce Brosnan/Destiny's Child
Guest star: Pierce Brosnan (Himself (Host)), Destiny's Child (Themselves), Sean Sanders (Piece Brosnan's Son), Julia Stiles (Jenna Bush)
506 :26x21 - Christopher Walken/Weezer
Guest star: Christopher Walken (Himself (Host)), Weezer (Themselves), Kevin Nealon (Himself), Winona Ryder (Herself)
Thursday Night Live (1)
Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jesse Ventura (Himself), Hillary Rodham Clinton (Herself), Al Gore (Himself), George W. Bush (Himself)
Thursday Night Live (2)
Mother's Day Special
507 :27x01 - Reese Witherspoon/Alicia Keys
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Reese Witherspoon (Herself (Host)), Alicia Keys (Herself), Rudolph Giuliani (Himself), Paul Simon (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Tonight's host is Resse Witherspoon with musical guest Alicia Keys. Also, an introduction from New York City mayor Rudy Guliani.
Sketches: "9/11 Tribute", "Wake Up, Wakefield!," "Preparation-H," "The Little Mermaid," "The Culps," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Farting Baby," and "Donatella Versace's Kids' Songs."
Performances: Alicia Keys performs "Fallin'" and "A Woman's Worth."
Paul Simon performs "The Boxer."
508 :27x02 - Seann William Scott/Sum 41
Guest star: Seann William Scott (Himself (Host)), Sum 41 (Themselves), Chevy Chase (The Land Shark)
509 :27x03 - Drew Barrymore/Macy Gray
Guest star: Drew Barrymore (Herself (Host)), Macy Gray (Herself), Tom Green (Himself), Billy Kreg (Ninja), John Popper (Himself), Colin Quinn (Himself)
510 :27x04 - John Goodman/Ja Rule
Guest star: John Goodman (Himself (Host)), Ja Rule (Himself), Ashanti (Herself (Musical Guest)), Dan Aykroyd (Various)
511 :27x05 - Gwyneth Paltrow/Ryan Adams
Guest star: Gwyneth Paltrow (Herself (Host)), Ryan Adams (Himself), Matt Damon (Himself)
512 :27x06 - Billy Bob Thornton/Creed
Guest star: Billy Bob Thornton (Himself (Host)), Creed (Themselves), Steve Higgins (Audience Member), Ashton Kutcher (Himself)
513 :27x07 - Derek Jeter/Bubba Sparxxx & Shakira
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Derek Jeter (Himself (Host)), Shakira (Herself), Bubba Sparxxx (Himself), David Cone (Skank #1), Scott Wainio (Audience Member), David Wells (Skank #2)
515 :27x09 - Ellen DeGeneres/No Doubt
Guest star: Ellen DeGeneres (Herself (Host)), No Doubt (Themselves), Rudolph Giuliani (Himself), Alix Jean-Francois (Ninja), Bounty Killer (Musical Guest)
516 :27x10 - Josh Hartnett/Pink
Guest star: Josh Hartnett (Himself (Host)), Pink (Herself), Bill Chott (Announcer), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Kevin Scullin (Casino Janitor)
517 :27x11 - Jack Black/The Strokes
Guest star: Jack Black (Himself (Host)), The Strokes (Themselves), Kyle Gass (Himself)
518 :27x12 - Britney Spears
Guest star: Britney Spears (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Dan Aykroyd (Himself), Justin Timberlake (Himself)
519 :27x13 - Jonny Moseley/Outkast
Guest star: Jonny Moseley (Himself (Host)), Outkast (Themselves), Rip Taylor (Himself), Killer Mike (Himself)
520 :27x14 - Jon Stewart/India.Arie
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jon Stewart (Himself (Host)), India.Arie (Herself), Mike Judge (Beavis and Butt-head), George Plimpton (Himself)
522 :27x16 - Cameron Diaz/Jimmy Eat World
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Herself (Host & Performer)), Jimmy Eat World (Themselves)
523 :27x17 - The Rock/Andrew W.K.
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Dwayne Johnson (Himself (Host)), Andrew W. K. (Himself)
525 :27x19 - Kirsten Dunst/Eminem
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Kirsten Dunst (Herself (Host)), Eminem (Himself), David Spade (Sassy New Thumper (in TV Funhouse segment)), Proof (Himself (Musical Guest))
526 :27x20 - Winona Ryder/Moby
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Winona Ryder (Herself (Host)), Moby (Himself), Neil Diamond (Himself), Paula Pell (Assistant), Alex Trebek (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Winona Ryder hosts the 27th season finale. Tonight's musical guest is Moby.
Sketches: "Jimmy Carter In Cuba," "Celebrity Jeopardy: Music Edition," "Dueling Wedding Singers," "Botox", "Bear Researchers," "Girl Next Door: The Search For a Playboy Playmate," "Lovers in the Hottub 2," "Mango, Winona, and Moby Go Shoplifting," and "Farewell To Will Ferrell."
Performances: Moby performs "We Are All Made Of Stars" and "South Side."
527 :28x02 - Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Writer: Tina Fey
Guest star: Matt Damon (Himself (Host)), Bruce Springsteen (Himself), The E Street Band (Themselves), Jim Cummings (Gargamel)
528 :28x03 - Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Herself (Host)), Faith Hill (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Once again, Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar hosts with musical guest Faith Hill.
Sketches: "A Message From Bush and Cheney," "Swiffer Sleepers," "Safety Police," "Trans Am Airlines," "Singing Dentist," "Corona," "Making the Video: 'Dirrty'," "Arli$$ DVD/Backstage," "A Man and His Woman," "Merv the Perv at a Sexual Harrassment Seminar," "Saddam Look-Alikes," and "Blame Saddam."
Performances: Faith Hill performed "Cry" and "Free."
530 :28x05 - Eric McCormack/Jay-Z
Guest star: Eric McCormack (Himself (Host)), Jay-Z (Himself), Steve Higgins (Audience Member), Beyoncé Knowles (Herself (Musical Guest)), Lenny Kravitz (Himself (Musical Guest)), Greg Siff (Eric's Fan)
532 :28x07 - Brittany Murphy/Nelly
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Brittany Murphy (Herself (Host)), Nelly (Himself), Adam Sandler (Himself), Garrett Morris (Himself), Murphy Lee (Himself (Musical Guest)), Kyjuan (Himself (Musical Guest)), Kelly Rowland (Herself (Musical Guest)), Rob Schneider (Himself)
Brittany Murphy hosts with musical guest Nelly.
Sketches:"The Hanukkah Song III," "Welcome Back, Potter," "The Leather Man," "Donahue," "Jarrett's Room," "C-SPAN: Burrell's Statement," "Tennis Talk," "Astronaut Jones," "The Religtables" (cartoon), "My Big Thick Novel," and "The Girl With No Gaydar."
Performances:Nelly performed "Dilemma" featuring Kelly Rowland and "Hot In Herre."
533 :28x08 - Robert DeNiro/Norah Jones
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Robert De Niro (Himself (Host)), Norah Jones (Herself)
Christmas Special
Guest star: William Shatner (Himself), Candice Bergen (Herself), Whitney Houston (Herself), Jeff Gordon (Host), Avril Lavigne (Herself (Musical Guest)), John-Paul Lavoisier (Himself)
534 :28x10 - Al Gore/Phish
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Al Gore (Himself (Host)), Phish (Themselves), Al Franken (Stuart Smalley), Kate Flannery (Lucy), Allison Janney (Herself), Brad Pitt (Himself), John Spencer (Himself), Bradley Whitford (Himself), Martin Sheen (Himself), Tipper Gore (Herself), Richard Schiff (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
SNL Weekend Update Halftime Show
536 :28x13 - Ray Liotta/The Donnas
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Ray Liotta (Himself (Host)), The Donnas (Themselves), Jim Carrey (Himself), Will Ferrell (Himself), Britney Spears (Herself)
537 :28x14 - Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks
Guest star: Matthew McConaughey (Himself (Host)), The Dixie Chicks (Themselves)
538 :28x15 - Jennifer Garner/Beck
Writer: Dennis McNicholas, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jennifer Garner (Herself (Host)), Beck (Himself)
540 :28x17 - Queen Latifah/Ms. Dynamite
Guest star: Queen Latifah (Herself (Host)), Ms. Dynamite (Herself), Tom Kenny (SpongeBob SquarePants), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents), Dan Aykroyd (Sen. Bob Dole), Bill Chott (Announcer)
541 :28x18 - Salma Hayek/Christina Aguilera
Guest star: Salma Hayek (Herself (Host)), Christina Aguilera (Herself), Edward Norton (Himself)
542 :28x19 - Bernie Mac/Good Charlotte
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Bernie Mac (Himself (Host)), Good Charlotte (Themselves), Eric Slovin (Magician Pencil Thief)
Comedian and TV star Bernie Mac hosts SNL/ Rocker Good Charlotte are the musical guests.
Sketches: "The Situation in Iraq," "Boston Teens At Fenway Park," "Brain Busters," "Hot Sauce Carrying Purse," "The Pianist," "The Four Stooges," "No Smoking," "Second Time Around," "Saddam's Briefing," and "Don Banks' Kings of "Comedy" Suits."
Performacnes: Good Charlotte performs "Anthem" and "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous."
545 :28x22 - Adrien Brody/Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder
Guest star: Adrien Brody (Himself (Host)), Sean Paul (Himself), Wayne Wonder (Himself)
546 :28x23 - Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce Knowles
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Dan Aykroyd (Himself (Host)), Beyoncé Knowles (Herself), Jim Belushi (Himself), J. J. Holiday (Himself), Kip King (Jerome Mills), Jay-Z (Himself (Musical Guest)), John Goodman (Himself)
SNL legend Dan Aykroyd finally returns to host the show with musical guest Beyonce Knowles.
Sketches: "Hardball," "Top O'The Morning," "The Rialto Grande," "Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog in the World"(cartoon), "The Falconer," "Donatella Versace's Backyard Barbecue," "The Dog Restaurant (La Cuisina Canina)," "Astronaut Jones," and "Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder"
Performances: Beyonce performs "Crazy In Love" (with Jay-Z) and "Dangerously In Love"
The Best of Chris Kattan
547 :29x01 - Jack Black/John Mayer
Writer: Dennis McNicholas, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jack Black (Himself (Host)), John Mayer (Himself), Will Ferrell (Himself), Kyle Gass (Himself), Joey Gaydos, Jr. (Himself), Garrett Morris (Himself (Audience Member)), Paula Pell (P.J. Dougherty)
Tonight's host is actor Jack Black. Musical guest is John Mayer.
Sketches:"Californians For Schwarzennager," "Huggies Thong," "Queer Eye For The Straight Gal", "The Wade Robson Project", "Cooking School", "Yankee Super-Heroes" (cartoon), "The Wheel Bar & Grill," "The Wine Critic," and "Telemarketers" (musical number).
Performances:John Mayer performs "Clarity" and "Bigger Than My Body."
548 :29x02 - Justin Timberlake
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Justin Timberlake (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), James Downey (Reporter), Steve Higgins (Glenn), Carl Weathers (Himself)
Tonight's host and musical guest is Justin Timberlake.
Sketches:"Hardball", "Punk'd: Barely Legal", "Schwarzenegger Press Conference", "A Message From Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson", "Omletteville vs., Benny's", "DirecTV", "Boston Teens", "The Sharon Osbourne Show", "Justin and Kermit The Frog", "Carl Weathers For Governor", "Amy Loves Justin", and "The Barry Gibb Talk Show."
Performances:Justin Timberlake performs "Senorita" and "Cry Me A River."
549 :29x04 - Halle Berry/Britney Spears
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Halle Berry (Herself (Host)), Britney Spears (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), George Wendt (Bob Swerski), Zachary Woodlee (Model in Donatella Versace skit)
Oscar winner Halle Berry hosts. Musical guest is pop diva Britney Spears.
Sketches: "Kobe & Vanessa Bryant", "Gaystrogen", "The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular", "Donatella Versace", "Tel-e-link", "Quick Ones", "Sukihura Sushi Bar", "The Sunday National Enquirer", "The Best Of Klymaxx", "Tom Brokaw Voice Mail", "Ashford & Simpson Fan", and "Speedreader"
Performances:Britney Spears performs "Me Against The Music" and "Everytime."
550 :29x05 - Kelly Ripa/Outkast
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Kelly Ripa (Herself (Host)), Outkast (Themselves), Paula Pell (Terrell's Wife), J. B. Smoove (Terrell), Chris Kattan (Gelman), Jason Sudeikis (Audience Member), James Downey (Creepy Audience Guy), Sleepy Brown (Himself (Musical Guest)), Steve Higgins (Regis Philbin Fan)
Live With Regis and Kelly co-host Kelly Ripa hosts. Musical guest rap group Outkast.
Sketches: "A Message From The President," "Tressant Supreme," "Live With Regis & Kelly," "Access Hollywood," "Center For Cow Fart Study," "Leilani Burke: Pet Psychic," "Spy Glass," and "Greenbriar County Animal Shelter."
Performances: OutKast peforms "Hey Ya!" and "The Way You Move" (featuring Sleepy Brown).
551 :29x06 - Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Andy Roddick (Himself (Host)), Dave Matthews (Himself), J. B. Smoove (Terrell), Paula Pell (Terrell's Wife), John McEnroe (Himself), Trey Anastasio (Himself)
Tennis player Andy Roddick hosts. Dave Matthews is the musical guest.
Sketches: "Martha Stewart Interview," "Cryogenix," "The Morning Mix", "Battle Of The Sexes 2", "Mary Poppins 2004/Chris Parnell and John McEnroe Commentary", "Anderson Mellner Communications Celebration", "Tennis Talk", "Merv The Perv," "Jock Talk," and "Action News 13."
Performances: Dave Matthews Band performs "Save Me" and " So Damn Lucky."
553 :29x08 - Al Sharpton/Pink
Guest star: Al Sharpton (Himself (Host)), Pink (Herself), Tracy Morgan (Brian Fellow), Johnnie Cochran (Himself)
555 :29x10 - Jennifer Aniston/Black Eyed Peas
Guest star: Jennifer Aniston (Herself (Host)), Black Eyed Peas (Themselves), Al Franken (Himself)
556 :29x11 - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey/G-Unit with 50 Cent
Guest star: Jessica Simpson (Herself (Co-Host)), Nick Lachey (Himself (Co-Host)), G-unit (Themselves), 50 Cent (Himself (Musical Guest)), Joe Lewis Thomas (Musical Guest (Musical Guest))
557 :29x12 - Megan Mullally/Clay Aiken
Guest star: Megan Mullally (Herself (Host)), Clay Aiken (Himself), J. B. Smoove (Biker), Scott Wainio (Himself)
559 :29x14 - Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Christina Aguilera (Herself (Host)), Betsy Foldes (Additional Voice Over), Maroon 5 (Themselves), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
560 :29x15 - Colin Firth/Norah Jones
Guest star: Colin Firth (Himself (Host)), Norah Jones (Herself), Ana Gasteyer (Martha Stewart)
561 :29x16 - Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D.
Guest star: Ben Affleck (Himself (Host)), N*E*R*D (Themselves), Kelly Ripa (Herself)
562 :29x17 - Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals with Bootsy Collins and The Roots
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Donald Trump (Himself (Host)), Bootsy Collins (Himself), The Roots (Themselves), Toots and The Maytals (Themselves), Carolyn Kepcher (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Paula Pell (Announcer), George Ross (Himself)
563 :29x18 - Janet Jackson
Guest star: Janet Jackson (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Simon Cowell (Himself), J. B. Smoove (JJ Evans), Chris Kattan (Himself), Tracy Morgan (Himself)
564 :29x19 - Lindsay Lohan/Usher
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Lindsay Lohan (Herself (Host)), Usher (Himself), Ludacris (Himself (Musical Guest))
566 :29x21 - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen/J-Kwon
Guest star: Mary-Kate Olsen (Herself (Co-Host)), Ashley Olsen (Herself (Co-Host)), J-Kwon (Himself)
The Best of Tracy Morgan
The Best of Christopher Walken
Clips highlighting the SNL career of frequent host Christopher Walken.
567 :30x01 - Ben Affleck/Nelly
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Ben Affleck (Himself (Host)), Nelly (Himself), Alec Baldwin (Himself), John Carlton (Wedding Guest), James Gandolfini (Unidentified New Jersey Resident), Jaheim (Himself (Musical Guest))
Actor Ben Affleck hosts the 30th season opner. Musical guest is Nelly.
Sketches:"First Presidential Debate 2004," "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice," "Debbie Downer," "Swift Veterans for Truth," "Kerry Campaign Stop," "The Escalator," "Obnoxious Wedding DJ," and "Kitty Kelley's 'The Family.'"
Performances:Nelly performs: "My Place" with Jaheim and "Na-Nana-Na"
The Best of Cheri Oteri
A collection of sketches featuring alumni Cheri Oteri.
568 :30x02 - Queen Latifah
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Queen Latifah (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Paula Pell (Linda Grabel), Jim Morris (The X-Presidents)
Queen Latifah returns, but does double duty as host and musical guest, performing songs from her jazz album.
Sketches:"Second Presidential Debate", "Short 'n Curly Pubic Shampoo, The Prince Show," "Excedrin Racial Tension," "Vice Presidential Debate," "Basketball Recruits," "The X-Presidents" (cartoon), "Rodney Dangerfield Goes To Heaven," "Starkisha Gets Political," and "Zings vs. Snaps"
Performances:Queen Latifah performs "The Same Love That Made Me Laugh" and "Hard Times"
569 :30x03 - Jude Law/Ashlee Simpson
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jude Law (Himself (Host)), Ashlee Simpson (Herself)
Actor Jude Law hosts with musical guest Ashlee Simpson.
Sketches:"Hardball", "Sky Captain Filming", "Dyson Toilets", "The Ninth Presidential Debate", "Paris Hilton Apologizes", "President Bush and Tony Blair", "Apprentice Halloween Episode Commercial Taping", "Jane Eyre", "Bear City: The Fender Bender", "The Adventures of Peter O'Toole and Michael Caine", and "Bear City: Getting Fired."
Performances: Ashlee Simpson performs "Pieces of Me" and attempts to perform Autobiography" but is caught lip-syncing.
570 :30x04 - Kate Winslet/Eminem
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Kate Winslet (Herself (Host)), Eminem (Himself), Johnny Damon (Himself), James Downey (Translator)
Actress Kate Winslet hosts. Rapper Eminem is the musical guest.
Sketches:"NBC Special Report," "Rap Night," "Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein," "John McCain's Speech" (cartoon), "Clinton and Kerry," "Kaitlin at the Mall," "Goodwin Wig and Toy," and "Election Map Colors."
Performances:Eminem performed "Mosh" and "Just Lose It."
571 :30x05 - Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Liam Neeson (Himself (Host)), Modest Mouse (Themselves)
Liam Neeson hosts with musical guest Modest Mouse.
Sketches:"Kerry at the Beach," "Star Jones' Wedding Night," "You Call This A House Do Ya?," "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (edited version)." "The Giant Parrot," "Wake Up San Diego," "Appalachian Emergency Room," and "The Drug Sniffing Dog."
Performances:Modest Mouse perform "Float On" and "Ocean Breathes Salty."
The Best of Tom Hanks
Guest star: Luke Wilson (Host), Tom Hanks (Himself), John Carlton (Restaurant Patron), J. B. Smoove (Police Officer)
A collection of SNL clips featuring frequent host Tom Hanks.
572 :30x06 - Luke Wilson/U2
Actor Luke Wilson hosts. Musical guest U2 perform tracks from their latest album.
Sketches:"White House Apprentice", "Debbie Downer", "American Trainwreck Awards", "TV Funhouse: George W. Bush's Homocranial Machine", "Feeding Buddies", "Coolest Teacher At Benton Township High School", "The Falconer", and "Drunk Businessmen."
Performances:U2 performs: "Vertigo", "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own", and "I Will Follow"
Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2004
Once again, SNL showcases some of the best political sketches from its 30-year history.
573 :30x07 - Colin Farrell/Scissor Sisters
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Colin Farrell (Himself (Host)), Scissor Sisters (Themselves), Brett Hull (Himself), John Carlton (Roach), Lindsay Lohan (Herself)
Alexander star Colin Farrell hosts. Musical guest is the Scissor Sisters.
Sketches:"Rumsfeld Speaks To The Troops," "Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover" (rerun), "Big Roach Problem," "Horny Customs Officer," "Show Biz Grande Explosion," "Key Party," "Aging Window Cleaner," and "Merv The Perv."
Performances:Scissor Sisters perform "Take Your Mama" and a cover of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb."
574 :30x08 - Robert DeNiro/Destiny's Child
Guest star: Robert De Niro (Himself (Host)), Destiny's Child (Themselves), Fred Willard ("Bear City" Sketch's Narrator), Lil' Wayne (Himself (Musical Guest)), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog), Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Brian Balthazar (Hair Salon Patron)
Robert DeNiro returns for a second Christmas episode of SNL. Musical guest is Destiny's Child.
Sketches:"C-SPAN Terrorist Alert," "Woomba," "Pranksters," "Blue Christmas" (cartoon), "The Undercover Cop," "Prince Christmas Special," "Apprentice Christmas Promo," "Bear City: The Carolers" (film), "Christmas With The Cat Lady," and "Horatio and The Muppets."
Performances:Destiny's Child perform "Soldier" with Lil Wayne and "Cater 2 U."
575 :30x09 - Topher Grace/The Killers
Guest star: Topher Grace (Himself (Host)), The Killers (Themselves), J. B. Smoove (Terrell), Paula Pell (Terrell's Wife)
Tonight's host is Topher Grace. onight's musical guest is The Killers.
Sketches:"CNN Press Conference," "Trucker Talk," "Beaver Ranch Brothel," "Hardball," "Black Paramedics," "Art Dealers," and "The Not So Great Adventures of the Down and Out Dollar."
Performances:The Killers perform "Somebody Told Me" and "Mr. Brightside."
576 :30x10 - Paul Giamatti/Ludacris & Sum 41
Guest star: Paul Giamatti (Himself (Host)), Ludacris (Himself), Sum 41 (Themselves)
Actor Paul Giamatti hosts. Musical guest is Ludacris with special musical guests Sum 41.
Sketches:"The Bush Twins," "Condelezza Rice's Hearing," "Gaystrogen," "Paul's Limo Driver," "Kaitlin's Instrument," "TVLand: The Lundsford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour," "Andy at Reinhold Investments," "Spy Glass," and "Phoebe's Giant Cat."
Performances:Ludacris performs "Get Back" (featuring Sum 41) and "Number One Spot."
577 :30x11 - Paris Hilton/Keane
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Paris Hilton (Herself (Host)), Keane (Themselves)
Simple Life star and hotel heiress Paris Hilton hosts tonight's episode with musical guest Keane.
Sketches:"American Idol," "CheapKids.Net Ad 1," "Versace Skiing," "Starkisha and Portia at the Purse Shop," "CheapKids.Net Ad 2, Exclusive Connections," "Donald Trump's New Wife," "Merv The Perv," :CheapKids.Net Ad 3," "Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute," "Inside Barbie Dreamhouse," "The Bar," and" Bear City: Cigarette Shopping."
Performances: "Somewhere Only We Know" and "Everybody's Changing."
578 :30x12 - Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson
Tonight's host is Arrested Development star Jason Bateman. Musical guest Kelly Clarkson.
Sketches:Kim Jong Il," "me-Harmony.com," "Monkeys Throwing Poop at Celebrities," "Black History Month," "The Best of TT and Mario," "Subway Beggers," "Gays in Space," "Gibson Studios," "Rap Night with Chubb Hotty," and "Public Speech Class."
Performances:Kelly Clarkson performs "Since You've Been Gone" and "Breakaway ".
579 :30x13 - Hilary Swank/50 Cent
Guest star: Hilary Swank (Herself (Host)), 50 Cent (Himself), James Downey (Arthur Grayson), Olivia Langott (Herself (Musical Guest)), Austin Williams (Son - Extreme Makeover: Home Edition)
Golden Globe winner Hilary Swank hosts. Musical guest is rapper 50 Cent.
Sketches:"Neverland Ranch," "Grayson-Moorhead Investments," "Sheila Choad's LA Face," "Hot Plates," "Debbie Downer at the Oscars," "Seasons of Love," "City Court with Aaron Neville," "After the Grammys," and "Project Runway."
Performances:50 Cent performs "Candy Shop" with Olivia and "Disco Inferno."
580 :30x14 - David Spade/Jack Johnson
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: David Spade (Himself (Host)), Jack Johnson (Himself), J. B. Smoove (Terrell), Paula Pell (Terrell's Wife), Fred Willard ('Bear City' Narrator), G-Love (Musical Guest), John Lutz (Audience Member)
SNL alumni David Spade returns to host with musical guest Jack Johnson.
Sketches:"Martha Stewart Returns," "Art Dealers in Vail," "Deaf Judge/Idiot Doctor," "David's Stunt Double," Woomba," "Sherman Oaks Holding Cell," "Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast," "UPS Delivery Man," "Jingle Singers," "Bear City" (film), and "Dirt Ball and Burnout Convention."
Performances:Jack Johnson performed "Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" and "Mudfootball" with G. Love.
581 :30x15 - Ashton Kutcher/Gwen Stefani
Guest star: Ashton Kutcher (Himself (Host)), Gwen Stefani (Herself), Demi Moore (Herself), Eve (Herself (Musical Guest)), Paula Pell (Trio Announcer)
That 70s Show star and Demi Moore's boyfriend Ashton Kutcher hosts. Musical guest is Gwen Stefani.
Sketches::"Hardball," "MeHarmony.com," "Oprah," "The Push-Up Contest," "Kevin Federline," "Gays In Space," "Guest Preacher," "Action News 13," and "Nebulzitol."
Performances:Gwen Stefani performs "Rich Girl" with Eve and "Holla Back Girl."
582 :30x16 - Cameron Diaz/Green Day
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Herself (Host)), Green Day (Themselves), Justin Timberlake (Robin Gibb), Jimmy Fallon (Himself/Barry Gibb), Drew Barrymore (Ann Coulter)
Cameron Diaz returns again to host SNL with musical guest Green Day.
Sketches:"Papal Debate '05," "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," "Michael Jackson" (cartoon), "The Barry Gibb Talk Show," "One-Star Hotel," "Woo! The Musical," "Sofa Warehouse," and "Spy Glass."
Performances:Green Day performs "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and "Holiday."
583 :30x17 - Tom Brady/Beck
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Tom Brady (Himself (Host)), Beck (Himself), Martin Short (Jiminy Glick), J. B. Smoove (Football Player)
Tonight's host is New England quarterback Tom Brady with musical guest Beck.
Sketches:"A Message From Tom DeLay," "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice" (edited version), "The Bad Thrower," "The Falconer," "Dr. Phil," "Tom Brady's Falafel House," "Behind The Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle," "The Oak Room," and "Backstage Quarterbacks."
Performances: Beck performes "E-Pro" and "Girl."
584 :30x18 - Johnny Knoxville/System of a Down
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Johnny Knoxville (Himself (Host)), System of a Down (Themselves), Paula Abdul (Herself), Fred Willard (Bear City Narrator)
Actor Johnny Knoxville hosts SNL. Musical guest rock group System of a Down.
Sketches:"Primetime Live: The American Idol Scandal," "Sally & Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced," "Donald Trump's Domino's Ad," "Versace Mother's Day," "Channel 5 Late Night Movie," "Mother's Day Brunch," "Helping Hands Telethon," "Merv the Perv," "Action News," "Bear City" (film), and "You Might Be A Gay Redneck If..."
Performacnes: System of a Down performs "B.Y.O.B" and "Aerials."
585 :30x19 - Will Ferrell/Queens of the Stone Age
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Will Ferrell (Himself (Host)), Queens of the Stone Age (Themselves), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
Will Ferrell returns to SNL to host with musical guest Queens Of The Stone Age.
Sketches: "Will Backstage," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Oracle Conclave," "Para Tri-Cyclen," "Art Dealers," "Pepper Grinder," "Shazzang" (cartoon), "Robert Goulet Ring Tones," "Going 2 C Movies," and "Luxury Spy."
Performances: Queens of the Stone Age perform "Little Sister" with Gene Frenkle and "In My Head."
586 :30x20 - Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Lindsay Lohan (Herself (Host)), Fred Willard ('Bear City' Narrator), Coldplay (Themselves)
Teen queen Lindsay Lohan hosts for the second time. Musical guest Coldplay.
Sketches: "Hardball," "Woomba," "America's Next Top Model," "Monster-In-Law Screening," "Divertor" (cartoon), "Appalachian Emergency Room," "The Prince Show," "Little Italy," "The Ride Home," and "Bear City" (film).
Performances: Coldplay performs "Speed of Sound" and "Fix You."
The Best Of Alec Baldwin
Clips highlighting the SNL career of frequent host Alec Baldwin, including the controversial "Canteen Boy" sketch.
The Best of Jimmy Fallon
Clips highlighting the SNL career of cast member Jimmy Fallon.
The Best of Jon Lovitz
Clips highlighting the SNL career of cast member Jon Lovitz.
Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself), Candice Bergen (Herself), Tom Davis (Himself), Al Franken (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Herb Sargent (Himself)
Lorne Michaels, the 1970s cast, and writers look back on the first five years of Saturday Night Live.
586 :31x01 - Steve Carell/Kanye West
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Steve Carell (Himself (Host)), Kanye West (Himself), Adam Levine (Himself (Musical Guest)), Mike Myers (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
The Office and 40 Year Old Virgin star Steve Carell hosts. Musical guest Kanye West performing hit songs from his second album "Late Registration."
Sketches: "Bush Addresses the Nation," "MorganStanley," "Jet Blue Crisis," "Anderson Cooper 360," "The Couple That Should Be Divorced," "Girls Gone Wild Katrina," "Kanye Backstage," "The Lundford Twins Variety Hour," "Fun With Real Audio" (cartoon), and "Debbie Downer."
Performances: Kanye West performs "Gold Digger" and "Heard Em Say" with Adam Levine.
587 :31x02 - Jon Heder/Ashlee Simpson
Writer: Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jon Heder (Himself (Host)), Ashlee Simpson (Herself), Alex Hoffman (Bar Mitzvah Boy), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Fred Willard (Bear City Narrator)
Tonight's host is John Heder of Napoleon Dynamite fame. Musical guest is Ashlee Simpson, back for the first time after her lip synching fiasco.
Sketches: "George W. Bush and Harriet Miers," "Taco Town," "Caitlin's Science Fair," "Werewolf Date," "The Misadventures of Tom Delay and Bill Frist," "Showbiz Grande Explosion!," "Wilson Brothers Funeral Home," "Hubbard Systems," "Operator Date," and "The Black Eyed Peas."
Perfomances: Ashlee Simpson performs "Catch Me When I Fall" and "Boyfriend."
588 :31x03 - Catherine Zeta-Jones/Franz Ferdinand
589 :31x04 - Lance Armstrong/Sheryl Crow
Writer: Seth Meyers, Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Lance Armstrong (Himself (Host)), Sheryl Crow (Herself), Scott Podsednik (Himself)
Seven time "Tour De France" winner Lance Armstrong hosts. Musical guest is his girlfriend Sheryl Crow.
Sketches: "The Libby Indictment," "Celebrity Ironman," "RAD 3000," "Indigo Girls Harmonies," "The O'Reilly Factor," "Sheryl's Song," "Days of Our Lives," "Carol!," and "Giddy Henchman."
Performances: Sheryl Crow performs "Good is Good" and "Strong Enough."
590 :31x05 - Jason Lee/Foo Fighters
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey, Seth Meyers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jason Lee (Himself (Host)), Foo Fighters (Themselves), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee hosts with musical guest Foo Fighters.
Sketches: "Hardball," "JJ Casuals," "Good Morning Meth," "The Falconer," "Thomas & Dobbins," "The Soaking Wet Killer," "Refurbishments," "Butt Pregnancy," "Stachin'," "McNutly & Sons," and "American Tasar."
Performances: Foo Fighters perform "DOA" and "Best of You."
591 :31x06 - Eva Longoria/Korn
Writer: Andrew Steele, Seth Meyers, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Eva Longoria (Herself (Host)), Korn (Themselves)
Desprate Housewives star Eva Longoria hosts with musical guest Korn.
Sketches: "Bush Q&A in China," "RAM 5000," "The Spammies," "Deep House Dish," "MorganStanley," "The Couple That Should Be Divorced," "Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Day Special," "Vanity Fair Photo Shoot," "Still Trapped in the Closet," "The Engelhart Five Minus One," and "Firmium."
Performances: KoRn performs "Twisted Transistor" and "Freak on a Leash."
592 :31x07 - Dane Cook/James Blunt
Writer: Tina Fey, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Dane Cook (Himself (Host)), James Blunt (Himself), J. B. Smoove (Man on Street)
December 3 finds red-hot standup comedian Dane Cook hosting the show. Cook comes to the show on the heels of the historic success of his comedy album "Retaliation" which debuted at Number 4 on the Billboard 200, making him the highest-charting comedian in 25 years. Cook has built a large and loyal following through relentless touring and through an innovative online presence through his own website and myspace.com. He was recently seen in the film "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds and will star opposite Jessica Simpson in "Employee of the Month."
Joining Cook in making his SNL debut is acclaimed singer-songwriter James Blunt. Called "One of the Ten Artists to Watch" by Rolling Stone, Blunt comes to the show with a massive following in the UK. His record "Back to Bedlam" debuted in October 2004 and spent nine weeks at the top of the charts (bumping Coldplay's "X&Y" from the top slot). With the record 6x Platinum, he makes his U.S. crossover on the strength of his first breakout single "You're Beautiful."
Sketches: "The Tree Re-Lighting," "West Bedford Drama Club," "Taco Town," "The Long Ride Home: The Jay Feely Story," "Wool Sweater," "Lettuce" (film), "Target Greatland," "24-Hour Coma," "Fight Back with Victor Santos," and "MorganStanley."
Performances: James Blunt performs "You're Beautiful" and "Goodbye My Lover."
593 :31x08 - Alec Baldwin/Shakira
Writer: Seth Meyers, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Shakira (Herself), Tim Meadows (Himself), Dave Foley (Himself), Phil Gordon (Himself)
Returning to Studio 8H on DECEMBER 10 is Alec Baldwin, a perennial and adept host, who makes his twelfth hosting appearance on the show, putting him in the upper echelon of frequent guest hosts. Other frequent hosts include Christopher Walken, Tom Hanks, Chevy Chase, Buck Henry, John Goodman and record-holder Steve Martin with 13 appearances. One of Hollywood's most charismatic and prolific actors ? both on stage and in film -- Baldwin earned raves for his performance in Martin Scorsese's "The Aviator" and an Academy Award? nomination for his role in "The Cooler" oppostite William H. Macy. This year, he was seen in Cameron Crowe's "Elizabethtown" and next he'll star opposite Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni in "Fun with Dick and Jane."
Joining Baldwin is global superstar Shakira. Shakira will perform from both her multi-platinum Spanish and English records "Fijacion Oral, Vol. 1" and "Oral Fixation, Vol. 2," including the first live network performance of her hit "La Tortura" with Alejandro Sanz. The records are the follow up to her 13 million selling English language debut "Laundry Service."
Sketches: "Saddam's Cell," "Tylenol BM," "Face Transplant," "The O'Reilly Factor," "Celebrity Mugshot Poker" (cartoon), "Brokeback Goldmine," "The Tony Bennett Show," "Carol at Bowl-a-Rama," "The Man Who Married a Hot Dog," "Medicare," and "Santa's Workshop."
594 :31x09 - Jack Black/Neil Young
Writer: Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Jack Black (Himself (Host)), Neil Young (Himself), Darlene Love (Herself), Tracy Morgan (Charles Lepani), Johnny Knoxville (Himself), Kyle Gass (Himself)
On december 17, SNL welcomes back Jack Black as host. Black, known for his comedic turns in "High Fidelity," "School of Rock," "Shallow Hal," "Orange County" and his voice work in the animated hit "Shark Tale" makes the move to action blockbuster in the eagerly anticipated, star-studded epic "King Kong" from Oscar?-winning director Peter Jackson ("Lord of the Rings"). Also down the pike for Black, is his band Tenacious D's first feature film "Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny" and "Nacho Libre" from the creator of "Napoleon Dynamite."
Joining Black as musical guest is rock legend Neil Young. Young has created one of the most exciting and groundbreaking legacies in rock and roll history. A multiple Rock & Roll Hall of Fame member, Young has become known as a musical innovator and inspiration. Over the last forty years, the acclaimed singer-songwriter has often been cited as the artist that leads the way for others through an uncompromising pursuit of staying true to his music. Young's latest release "Prairie Wind" is no exception. It is receiving universal acclaim, placing it in the pantheon of such Young classics as "Harvest" and "Harvest Moon."
Sketches:"A Holiday Message from the Vice President," "Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit," "Sbarro," "Appalachian Emergency Room," "Christmastime for the Jews" (cartoon), "Channel 5 Photo Shoot," "Lazy Sunday" (film), "A Very Downer Christmas," "Space War 2148," "Two A-Holes Buying a Christmas Tree," and "Spelling Bee."
Performances:Neil Young performs "It's a Dream" and "He Was The King."
595 :31x10 - Scarlett Johanson/Death Cab For Cutie
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Scarlett Johansson (Herself (Host)), Death Cab for Cutie (Themselves), Robert Smigel (Pat Robertson)
With an already impressive decade of work under her belt at a young age, Johansson hosts "SNL" for the first time, as she receives rave reviews for her work in Woody Allen's acclaimed new film "Match Point," for which she was nominated for her fourth consecutive Golden Globe Award in three years. Johansson attained worldwide recognition at 14 in Robert Redford's "The Horse Whisperer" and has transitioned from child star to leading lady in such varied and praised fare as "Ghost World," the Coen Brothers' "The Man Who Wasn't There" opposite Billy Bob Thornton, "A Love Song for Bobby Long" with John Travolta, "In Good Company" and her BAFTA award winning performance opposite SNL alum Bill Murray in Sofia Coppola's "Lost In Translation." She will next be seen in Brian DePalma's "The Black Dahlia," Allen's next feature "Scoop," as well as the upcoming big screen adaptation of the best-selling "The Nanny Diaries."
Joining Johansson in making their SNL debut is acclaimed indie rock band Death Cab for Cutie who will perform tracks from their first major label release "Plans." The band was recently nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Alternative Album. The band's lush sound has been described as "simultaneously intimate and huge" by The Onion's AV Club. Death Cab's move to a major label has widely expanded their already ardent fanbase - landing the record's debut at No. 4 on the Billboard Album charts.
Sketches: "The 700 Gang" (cartoon), "Taco Town," "Deep House Dish," "Smorgabord," "Darwin" (cartoon), "Mike and Toni's Chandelier Galaxy," "Live Duluth," "My Super Sweet 16," "Once in a Lifetime Jewelers," "The Kuril-Khamchatka Trench," and "Mr. Willoughby."
Performances: Death Cab For Cutie perform "Soul Meets Body" and "Crooked Teeth."
596 :31x11 - Peter Sarsgaard/The Strokes
Writer: Tina Fey, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Peter Sarsgaard (Himself (Host)), The Strokes (Themselves), Drew Barrymore (Herself), Paula Pell (Lesbian), Jorma Taccone (Chuck Norris victim)
Sarsgaard comes to SNL after a busy 2005. The actor was most recently seen opposite Jake Gyllenhall and Jamie Foxx in the Gulf War drama "Jarhead" and the thriller "Flightplan" opposite Jodie Foster, as well as the indie film "The Dying Gaul" with Patricia Clarkson and Campbell Scott. Sarsgaard received early acclaim for his work opposite Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" and went on to receive numerous critics awards and nominations for both a Golden Globe and Independent Spirit Award for his performance as New Republic editor Charles Lane in "Shattered Glass." In 2004, Sarsgaard co-starred with Zach Braff and Natalie Portman in the Sundance hit "Garden State" as well as earning more accolades for his work with Liam Neeson and Laura Linney in "Kinsey."
Returning to SNL alongside Sarsgaard are "New York's own rock saviors" - the Strokes. The band debuted to huge acclaim in 2001 and return with their new release "First Impressions of Earth" which is being hailed as a return to form. The New York Times adds that the Strokes "outdo themselves" on the new record and "everything sounds bigger, nervier and more spontaneous." The debut track "Juicebox" is the band's first No. 1 single.
Sketches:"Anderson Cooper 360," "Nelson's Baby Toupees," "Target Greatland," "National Pirate Convention," "Carol!," "Young Chuck Norris" (film), "Cat Fancy," "Gays in Space," "Fairmount Suites Inn," "National Security Agency," and "SARS-guards."
Performances: The Strokes perform "Juicebox" and "You Only Live Once."
597 :31x12 - Steve Martin/Prince
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele, Seth Meyers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself (Host)), Prince (Himself), Alec Baldwin (Himself), Jimmy Fallon (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Conan O'Brien (Himself), Scarlett Johansson (Herself), Kelly Ripa (Herself), Brian Williams (Himself), Tamar (Musical Guest)
This week is host Steve Martin. This is his fourteenth time hosting SNL since 1975. Also returning this week is cast member Maya Rudolph for the first time since going on maternity leave in October. Joining Martin is musical guest Prince (the real one, not Fred Armisen's wacky impression.)
Sketches: "The Sabotage of Baldwin" (film), "Teddy Bear Holding a Heart," "Oprah," "Don't Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford," "Hamas," "Close Talkers" (film), "Quick Zoom Theater," "Super Bowl XL Rehearsals," "Backstage: Steve, Alec and Lorne," "The Prince Show," "State of the Galaxy 2145," "The Tangent" (film), "Surfer Club," and "Naturally Crafting."
Performances: Prince performs "Fury (A Woman Scorned)" and "Beautiful Loved, and Blessed" with Tamar.
598 :31x13 - Natalie Portman/Fall Out Boy
Writer: Seth Meyers, Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Natalie Portman (Herself (Host)), Fall Out Boy (Themselves), Dennis Haysbert (Himself), Tracy Morgan (Lt. Flap)
One of the most talented and sought-after young actresses working today, Natalie Portman hosts SNL on March 3. Portman will soon be seen in the Wachowski Brothers' controversial and eagerly awaited "V For Vendetta." Known to millions of fans for her work in George Lucas' hugely successful "Star Wars" prequel trilogy, Portman is also an acclaimed Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner for her work in Mike Nichols' "Closer" opposite Julia Roberts, Jude Law and Clive Owen. She also earned praise for her work in Zach Braff's "Garden State," "Cold Mountain," "Where The Heart Is," "Anywhere But Here," "Everybody Says I Love You," "Mars Attacks!" and "Heat." Portman rose to early acclaim in two roles - her debut as a young girl protected by a hitman in "The Professional" and the ensemble comedy "Beautiful Girls."
Joining Portman and also making their SNL debut is Fall Out Boy. Grammy nominees this year as Best New Artist, the Chicago-based quartet has been topping the charts with their multi-platinum major label debut "From Under the Cork Tree" - buoyed by the smash hits "Sugar We're Going Down" and the current single "Dance, Dance." The band has been hailed as the "Artist of the Year" by Alternative Press and "Breakout" band of the year by Entertainment Weekly.
Sketches: "Bush Responds to Criticism," "Nelson's Baby Toupees," "Jamba Juice," "Larry King Live," "The Couple That Should Be Divorced," "Belated Black History Moment" (cartoon), "Art Dealers and the College Boyfriend," "Sheldon's Bar Mitzvah," "The Real Natalie" (film), and "RAD 3000."
Performances: Fall Out Boy performs "Dance Dance" and "Sugar, We're Going Down."
599 :31x14 - Matt Dillon/Arctic Monkeys
Writer: Seth Meyers, Tina Fey, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Matt Dillon (Himself (Host)), Arctic Monkeys (Themselves), Paula Pell (Mother)
On March 11, fresh from the Oscars, Best Supporting Actor nominee Matt Dillon hosts the show. With over two decades of film work in his career, Dillon has received rave reviews, and numerous nominations (including an Academy Award, Golden Globe, BAFTA and Independent Spirit Award) for his work in "Crash," which won a Best Ensemble award from the Screen Actors Guild. One of the most diverse actors of his generation, Dillon boasts a resume full of credits that run the gamut from his breakthrough performance in "The Outsiders" to his comedic turns in "There's Something About Mary." He was most recently seen in "Herbie Fully Loaded" opposite Lindsay Lohan and will next be seen in the summer comedy "You Me and Dupree" with Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson and will also star as Charles Bukowski's alter ego in "Factotum," which garnered praise at the Cannes Film Festival. Dillon won an IFP Spirit Award in 1990 for his work in "Drugstore Cowboy" and followed it up with numerous memorable roles in a wide variety of films including "Beautiful Girls," "Singles," "In & Out," "To Die For" and "Wild Things." He made his writing and directing debut in 2002 with "City of Ghosts."
Performing alongside Dillon on March 11 is the most talked-about band of the year thus far - Arctic Monkeys. Debuting stateside armed with the fastest-selling British debut ever and a deafening amount of buzz to go with it. The band "deserves every ounce of it," according to Time magazine. The album "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not" boasts infectious melodies, crashing guitars, raw energy and "whip-smart lyrics," says Time. The Monkeys' SNL performance marks not only their American television debut, but also their only appearance during their current North American tour.
Sketches: "Spring Break '06," "prisonmate.net," "SportsCenter," "Lookalikes" (film), "Two A-Holes at a Travel Agency," "How to Order Sushi Like a CEO," "JJ Casuals," "Joplin: Alive! Podcast," "Vincent Price's St. Patrick Day's Special," "Inner Harmony Recording," "Appalachian Emergency Room," and "Decicco Brothers Unicornery."
Performances: The Arctic Monkeys perform "I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor" and "A Certain Romance."
600 :31x15 - Antonio Banderas/Mary J. Blige
Writer: Andrew Steele, Tina Fey, Seth Meyers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Antonio Banderas (Himself (Host)), Mary J. Blige (Herself), Chris Kattan (Himself)
Antonio Banderas hosts the 600th live episode of SNL with musical guest Mary J. Blige.
Sketches: "Anderson Cooper 360," "Basic Instinct 2: Return of the Beaver," "Deal or No Deal," "Automated-Phone Lady," "Besos y Lagrimas," "13th Annual Women's Basketball Coaches Fashion Awards," "Zorro's Body Double," "Rascals' Karoake," "Immigrants Backstage," and "Wine Snobs."
Performances: Mary J. Blige performs "Be Without You" and " I'm Not Crying."
601 :31x16 - Lindsay Lohan/Pearl Jam
Writer: Andrew Steele, Seth Meyers, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Lindsay Lohan (Herself (Host)), Pearl Jam (Themselves), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Jorma Taccone (Villian)
Sketches: "The Situation Room," "Neutrogena Coin Slot," "Deep House Dish," "Journey to the Disney Vault" (cartoon), "The O'Reilly Factor," "Le Rendezvous," "Lasar Cats!" (film), "Debbie Downer," "Socially Awkward Officemates," and "Atlantic City Fever."
Performances: Pearl Jam perform "World Wide Suicide" and "Unemployable."
602 :31x17 - Tom Hanks/Red Hot Chili Peppers
Writer: Tina Fey, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Tom Hanks (Himself (Host)), Red Hot Chili Peppers (Themselves), Andrew Steele (Audience Member), Liz Cackowski (Various)
Tom Hanks, who's promoting The DaVinci Code, hosts SNL for the eight time. Tonight's musical guest Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Sketches: "Bill Frist's Gas Plan," "Wheel of Fortune," "Kaitlin and the Iguana," "Ariell & Ephraim" (film), "Ma!," "Claremont Yoga Center," "Colin's Place," and "Country Club Tennis."
Performances: Red Hot Chili Peppers perform "Dani California" and "Give It Away."
603 :31x18 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Paul Simon
Writer: Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele, Tina Fey
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Herself (Host)), Paul Simon (Himself), Jason Alexander (Himself), Jerry Seinfeld (Himself), Al Gore (Himself)
Former Seinfeld star and SNL cast member Julia Louis-Dreyfus takes time off from her show The New Adventures of Old Christine to host tonight with musical guest Paul Simon, his 11th time as musical guest.
Sketches: "Parallel Universe Address from President Gore", "Techpack," "Horny Homeless Guy," "The Morning Show," "MySpace", "Charades," "Unsolved Mysteries: The Sandy Patterson Story," and "Peyote" (film).
Performances: Paul Simon performs "How Can You Live In the Northeast?" and "Outrageous."
604 :31x19 - Kevin Spacey/Nelly Furtado
Writer: Tina Fey, Andrew Steele, Seth Meyers
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Kevin Spacey (Himself (Host)), Nelly Furtado (Herself), Timbaland (Himself (Musical Guest))
Kevin Spacey is back for his second stint as host in the 31st season finale. Tonight's musical guest is Nelly Furtado, performing singles from her upcoming album "Loose."
Sketches: "Anderson Cooper 360," "A-holes at a Crime Scene," "Oprah's Legends Ball," "Carol!," "Fun with Real Audio" (cartoon), "Kevin and Andy Backstage," "The Falconer," "Andy Walking" (film), "Lord Phillip Sarc," and "I Do Not Agree With Many of This Administration's Policies."
Performances: Nelly Furtado performs "Promiscuous" with Timbaland and "Maneater."
The Best of David Spade
Clips featuring the best of SNL alumni David Spade.
Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost and Found
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Herself), Dana Carvey (Himself), Victoria Jackson (Herself), Conan O'Brien (Himself), Mike Myers (Himself), Al Franken (Himself), Jon Lovitz (Himself), Robert Smigel (Himself), Billy Crystal (Himself), Martin Short (Himself), Tom Davis (Himself), Dick Ebersol (Himself), Gilbert Gottfried (Himself), Tim Kazurinsky (Himself), Robin Duke (Herself), Andy Breckman (Himself), Bob Tischler (Himself), Mary Gross (Herself), Andrew Smith (Himself), Jim Belushi (Himself), Barry Blaustein (Himself), Margaret Oberman (Herself), Lorne Michaels (Himself)
A look back on SNL's rocky transitional period during the 1980s, from Jean Doumanian's ill-fated tenure as executive producer following the departure of Lorne Michaels to the return of Lorne Michaels and the beginning of the show's second golden era.
Featuring interviews with writers Conan O' Brien, Al Franken, Robert Smigel, and castmembers Victoria Jackson, Mike Myers, and Jon Lovitz.
The Best Of TV Funhouse
Writer: Robert Smigel, Louis C. K.
Director: Beth McCarthy Miller
Guest star: Stephen Colbert (Ace), Steve Carell (Gary), Robert Smigel (Himself), Jimmy Fallon (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Darlene Love (Herself)
Robert Smigel has made TV Funhouse cartoons since 1996. Tonight, Ace and Gary (of The Ambiguously Gay Duo) host a special SNL featuring 24 of the best Smigel cartoons and the duo interview various SNL castmembers.
Cartoons: "The Ambiguously Gay Duo", "The X-Presidents," "Michael Jackson," "The Narrator Who Ruined Christmas," "Christmas Time For The Jews," "The New Adventures Of Mr. T", "Fun With Real Audio", "Bambi 2002", "Journey To The Disney Vault", "Shazzang", "Safety Tips from The Ambiguously Gay Duo", "Belated Black History Moment", "Find The Black People at the Knicks Game", "Sexual Harrasment and You", "Anatominals", and "A Charlie Brown Christmas."
605 :32x01 - Dane Cook/The Killers
Writer: Paula Pell, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Dane Cook (Himself (Host)), The Killers (Themselves), Brian Williams (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Jason Sudeikis!
Sketches include: "George W. Bush at the Comptroller Rally", "Airport Security Seminar", "Hugo Chavez Political Roundup", "SNL Digital Short: Cubicle Fight", "Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance", "Brian Williams on 'Weekend Update'", "Poland Spring Delivery Boys", "Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save", "Last Call at the Bar", and "Geico with Whitney Houston".
Performances: The Killers perform "When You Were Young" and "Bones."
606 :32x02 - Jaime Pressly/Corinne Bailey Rae
Writer: Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele, Paula Pell
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Keltie Colleen (Herself (Nascar Dancer)), Jaime Pressly (Herself), Corinne Bailey Rae (Herself)
Live from New York, it's...Darrell Hammond!
Sketches include: "A Message from Dennis Hastert", "Nancy Grace", "New York Stories" (three part filmed sketch), "Jon Bovi", "WVIR News", "Virginiaca Hastings", "NASCARettes", "Big Wigs", "The Kuato", "Porch Talk 1", and "A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1982".
Performances: Corinne Bailey Rae performed "Put Your Records On" and "Like a Star."
607 :32x03 - John C. Reilly/My Chemical Romance
Writer: Seth Meyers, Paula Pell
Director: Don Roy King, Andrew Steele
Guest star: John C. Reilly (Himself (Host)), My Chemical Romance (Themselves), Will Ferrell (James Lipton)
Live from New York, it's...Will Forte!
Sketches include: "Brit Hume Interviews George W.
Bush", "Colonial Williamsburg", "Doug Frangelo's Swimming Lesson", "A Message from Kim Jong-Il", "Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer", "Jennifer's Bad Day", "House of Carters", "SNL Digital Shorts: Harpoon Man", "McMillan Family Moment" (three part sketch), and "Operation Bearshark".
608 :32x04 - Hugh Laurie/Beck
Writer: Paula Pell, Andrew Steele, Seth Meyers
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Hugh Laurie (Himself (Host)), Beck (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
Live from New York (home of the Jew), it's...Sacha Baron Cohen!
Sketches include: "NBC Budget Cuts/A Message from the Kazakhstan Ministry of Information", "Most Haunted", "TV Funhouse: Democratic Attack Ads", "Bad National Anthem Singer", "The Queen's Advance Man", "Hardball", "Hugh Laurie's Protest Song", "Trust Your Physician", "Late Night Movie: Where's Frankenstein?", and "Linder and Bowles"
610 :32x05 - Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera
Writer: Paula Pell, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself (Host)), Christina Aguilera (Herself), Steve Martin (Himself), Tracy Morgan (Himself), Tina Fey (Herself), Martin Short (Waiter), Tony Bennett (Himself (Musical Guest)), Paul McCartney (Himself), Takeru Kobayashi (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Kristen Wiig!
Sketches include: "A Message from the Speaker-Elect", "e-zdate.com", "Britney Spears' Divorce Settlement", "Saddam's Defense Team", "Valtrex", "Awkward Carpool", "TV Funhouse: Kobayashi", "Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin at the Platinum Lounge", "The Tony Bennett Show", "Rick Corman", and "A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1992"
611 :32x06 - Ludacris
Writer: Paula Pell, Seth Meyers, Andrew Steele
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Ludacris (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Mary J. Blige (Herself (Musical Guest)), Paula Pell (Lesbian)
Live from New York, it's...Jason Sudeikis!
Sketches include: "George W. Bush and the Second Vietnam War", "Young Douglas: Hypin' The Classics", "The Bitchslap Method", "The O'Reilly Factor", "Booty Bidness Workwear", "The Blizzard Man", "Poolwatch", "Hair Transplant", "Lesbian Cruise", and "Two Old Men at a Diner"
612 :32x07 - Matthew Fox/Tenacious D
Writer: Andrew Steele, Paula Pell, Seth Meyers
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Matthew Fox (Himself (Host)), Tenacious D (Themselves), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Emily Spivey (Audience Member)
Live from New York, it's...Fred Armisen and Will Forte (in Arabic with English translation)!
Sketches include: "Iraq Press Conference", "SaleMart",
"Nancy Grace", "Deep House Dish", "Lost Fans",
"Crazy Mountain Man", "Math vs. History Buffs", and "Fall of the Mayan Empire"
Performances: Tenacious D perform "Kickapoo" and "The Metal."
613 :32x08 - Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani, Akon
Guest star: Annette Bening (Herself (Host)), Akon (Himself), Gwen Stefani (Herself), Alec Baldwin (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Jason Sudeikis!
Sketches include: "Bush's Plan for Iraq", "SNL Movie Recut: Apocalypto", "Good Morning, I Hate This Town", "TV Funhouse: Diddy Kiddies", "One-Sided Teacher/Student Romance", "Two A-Holes in a Live Nativity Scene", "SNL Digital Short: Fast Food Pep Talk", "Buyer Beware", "Monster Under the Bed", "Valtrex" (repeat), "Introverts' Night Out", and "Stanfield and Partlow: Cat Lawyers"
614 :32x09 - Justin Timberlake
Writer: Seth Meyers, Paula Pell, Andrew Steele
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Justin Timberlake (Himself (Host/Musical Guest)), Jimmy Fallon (Himself/Barry Gibb), Cameron Diaz (Herself)
Justin Timberlake returns to due double duty as host and musical guest once again.
Sketches: "Santa's My Boyfriend," "Homelessville," "Target Greatland," "D*** in a Box" (film), "The Barry Gibb Talk Show," "Dry Eyes," "Hip Hop Kids," "Elf Auditions," and "A Holiday Message from Nancy Grace."
Performances: Justin Timberlake performs "My Love" and "What Goes Around Comes Around."
615 :32x10 - Jake Gyllenhaal/The Shins
Writer: Seth Meyers
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Jake Gyllenhaal (Himself (Host)), The Shins (Themselves)
Sketches: "21,500 More Troops," "Deep House Dish," "Bronx Beat," "Trump's Press Junket," "Juliano's," "Laser Cats 2" (film), "Stock Footage Awards," "'Law & Order' Auditions," "Handicapped Matchup," and "Kaplan, Lebowitz, & Dolemite."
Performances: The Shins perform "Phantom Limb" and "New Slang."
616 :32x11 - Jeremy Piven/AFI
Sketches: "Hardball," "Urigro," "The NFL on CBS," "Frontline: 2007 Year in Review" (cartoon), "The First Person in History to Dance," "MacGruber", "Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency," "Common & Blizzard Man," "The Unicorn Forest," "Nurse Nancy" and "Lansford Brothers & Associates."
Performances: AFI perform "Love Like Winter" and "Miss Murder."
617 :32x12 - Drew Barrymore/Lily Allen
Live from New York, it's...Seth Meyers!
Sketches include: "American Idol," "The Dakota Fanning Show," "Poisoning My Husband," "SNL Digital Short: Body Fusion," "Target Lady's New Assistant," "Sandrea's Interview," "Versace Super Bowl Party," "Jo-Jo the Valet," "Firestarter Brand Smoked Sausages," "Drew Barrymore and Peter O'Toole," and "Nelson's Baby Toupees" (repeat)
Lily Allen performs: "Smile" and "LDN"
618 :32x13 - Forest Whitaker/Keith Urban
Live from New York, it's...Darrell Hammond and Kristen Wiig!
Sketches include: Happy Valentine's Day from the Cheneys, Bronx Beat, SNL Digital Short: Andy Popping into Frame, The Singing Waiter, Urigro (repeat), Man vs. Beast Tournament of Champions, Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special, Am I a Crazy Street Person, and "Sloths" Video
619 :32x14 - Rainn Wilson/Arcade Fire
Live from New York, it's...Darrell Hammond!
Sketches include: The Situation Room, Song Memories I, SNL Digital Short: Strange Staff Meeting, Nooni and Nuni, Perverted Witness, Introverts Welcome a New Worker, White Possum Scream, and New Age Band
620 :32x15 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Snow Patrol
Guest star: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Herself (Host)), Snow Patrol (Themselves), Chris Rock (Himself)
Sketches include: A Message from Chris Rock, Oprah, Monex, Restless Penis Syndrome, La Rivista Della Televisione con Vinny Vedeci, Deep House Dish, Julia Louis-Dreyfus for "CBS Cares", Robot Servants, and Pussycat Dolls: Search for a New Doll
621 :32x16 - Peyton Manning/Carrie Underwood
Sketches include: Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales, Peyton Manning for United Way, Bronx Beat, ESPN's NCAA Tournament Pool Party, Penelope the Liar, TV Funhouse: Maraka, Locker Room Motivation, 300, Porch Talkers, The Mercedes 550, and Nike Air Force One
622 :32x17 - Shia LaBeouf/Avril Lavigne
Sketches include: A Message from Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, The Hathaway Moustache Ride Company, The Prince Show, Underage Beer Buyers, The Dakota Fanning Show, SNL Digital Short: Dear Sister, Sofa King, Knife Salesman, An Intimate Moment with John Mayer & Jessica Simpson, and Backstage SNL: Shia and Maya.
623 :32x18 - Scarlett Johansson/Bjork
Sketches include: Bush's Press Conference, Live With Regis and Kelly, Prom Dress Shopping, SNL Digital Short: Roy Rules!, Mike's Marble Columns, WIIX News, Kuato's Date, News Makers with Jane Pauley, and TV Funhouse: Torboto
624 :32x19 - Molly Shannon/Linkin Park
Sketches include: Mary Katherine Gallagher on "American Idol," Urigro (repeat), Penelope at the Tenant Meeting, Fringe Candidate Debate, Sally O'Malley on "The Sopranos," Kaitlin at the Nursing Home, MacGruber (three part sketch), TV Funhouse: Big-Boobed Einstein, The Oak Room, and Donald Trump Steaks
625 :32x20 - Zach Braff/Maroon 5
Sketches include: Puppet Bush, SNL Digital Short: The Talking Dog, Prom Committee, Deep House Dish, TV Funhouse: '08 Candidates on Oprah, Song Memories II, La Rivista Della Televisione con Vinni Vedeci, Bronx Beat, and Brian Grazer's Office
The Best of Darrell Hammond
A collection of the best sketches featuring longtime cast member Darrell Hammond, now in his record 12th year on SNL.
Saturday Night Live in the 90s: Pop Culture Nation
Family Thanksgiving Leftovers
A look back at Thanksgiving themed sketches spanning the series history. Includes clips featuring: Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Paul Simon, Luke Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Martin Short.
625 :33x01 - LeBron James/Kanye West
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Jake Gyllenhaal (Himself), John Lutz (George F. Smoot), Adam Levine (Himself), Lorne Michaels (Himself), LeBron James (Himself), Kanye West (Himself)
Basketball star LeBron James hosts; Kanye West performs "Stronger," "Good Life," "Champion," and "Everything I Am."
Sketches include "An Address from the All-But-Certain-To-Be Next President, Hillary Clinton," "Angry Dog Brand Dog Food Commercial," "Penelope at a Charity Auction," "High School Musical 3: Return of the Seniors," "Digital Short: Iran So Far," "Shooting a PSA: Read to Achieve," "The Lyle Kane Show," "Weekend Update" with guests OJ Simpson and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Best of Solid Gold," "TV Funhouse: The Ambiguously Gay Duo in 'First Served, First Come,'" "106 & Park," and "Great Moments in Guidance Counseling."
626 :33x02 - Seth Rogen/Spoon
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Chevy Chase (Himself), Seth Rogen (Himself), Spoon (Themselves)
Actor Seth Rogen hosts; Spoon performs "The Underdog" and "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb."
Sketches include "A Message from Kevin Federline," "Veritas Ultrasound HD Commercial," "2007 National Douchebag Championships," "MacGruber," "Jeremy and Stacia," "A Message from Fred Thompson," "Weekend Update" with guests Lou Dobbs, Willie Randolph, Omar Minaya, and Chevy Chase, "America's First Colonists: John Stone," "Rowlf & the Swedish Chef," and "Mad Joe Dixon."
627 :33x03 - Jon Bon Jovi/Foo Fighters
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Liz Cackowski (Audience Member), Steve Higgins (Audience Member), Richie Sambora (Himself), Jack Nicholson (Himself), Jon Bon Jovi (Himself), Foo Fighters (Themselves), Bon Jovi (Themselves)
Musician Jon Bon Jovi hosts and performs "Lost Highway" and "Who Says You Can't Go Home"; Foo Fighters perform "The Pretender."
Sketches include "Amy Poehler's House, 1986," "Ohhhhh!" "A Visit with Former Vice President Al Gore," "Digital Short: People Getting Punched Just Before Eating," "Dane Cook, Baseball Spokesman," "La Rivista Della Televisione Con Vinny Vedecci," "Weekend Update" with guests Rosa Santiago, the naked guy from Times Square, and Nicholas Fehn, "Missing Purse," "Notre Dame Football on NBC," "Naming the Band," and "Iconoclasts: Björk and Charles Barkley."
628 :33x04 - Brian Williams/Feist
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Barack Obama (Himself), Matt Lauer (Himself), Al Roker (Himself), Horatio Sanz (Gov. Bill Richardson), Bono (Himself), Brian Williams (Himself), Feist (Herself)
News anchor Brian Williams hosts; Feist performs "1234" and "I Feel It All."
Sketches include "Clinton Halloween Party," "Maybelline for Men Commercial," "Bronx Beat with Betty & Jodi," "Riley's Way," "Publishers Clearing House," "Digital Short: A Day in the Life of Brian Williams," "Weekend Update" with guests Roger A. Trivanti and Barbara Birmingham, "Larry King Interviews J.K. Rowling," "iPhone Commercial," "Democratic Nominees Backstage," and "Nightly News Opening."
629 :33x05 - Tina Fey/Carrie Underwood
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Amber Lee Ettinger (Obama Girl), Tina Fey (Herself), Carrie Underwood (Herself), Steve Martin (Himself), Mike Huckabee (Himself)
SNL alum Tina Fey hosts; Carrie Underwood performs "All-American Girl" and "Flat on the Floor."
Sketches include "CNN Univision Democratic Debate," "Annuale Commercial," "Rock of Love 2," "Digital Short: A Message for Old People," "What's That Bitch Talking About?" "Weekend Update" with guests Gov. Mike Huckabee and Tina Fey, "Celebrity Apprentice Promos," "Ed's Wedding Toast," "Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides," "I Drink Your Milkshake," and "Lady Business."
630 :33x06 - Ellen Page/Wilco
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Ellen Page (Herself), Wilco (Themselves), Rudolph Giuliani (Himself), Hillary Rodham Clinton (Herself), Vincent D'Onofrio (Himself)
Actress Ellen Page hosts; Wilco performs "Hate It Here" and "Walken."
Sketches include "Democratic Candidates Debate," "The Dakota Fanning Show," "TV Funhouse: The Obama Files," "The College for Excellence," "The Other Boleyn Girls," "Digital Short: The Mirror," "Weekend Update" with guests Rudy Giuliani and Nicholas Fehn, "Shopping with Virginiaca," "The Continuing Adventures of Peter Pan," and "Melissa Etheridge Concert."
632 :33x07 - Amy Adams/Vampire Weekend
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Amy Adams (Herself), Vampire Weekend (Themselves)
Actress Amy Adams hosts; Vampire Weekend performs "A-Punk" and "M79."
Sketches include "An Unfair and Deceptive Message from Hillary Clinton," "Mirror Image," "Couples Therapy," "Fierce: The Hot Mess Make-Over Show," "Weekend Update" with guests Sen. Tim Calhoun and comedian Jean K. Jean, "Penelope at Traffic School," "Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility," "Roger Clemens Presents," "The Tookie Styles Show," and "Celebrations."
632 :33x08 - Jonah Hill/Mariah Carey
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Tracy Morgan (Himself), Paula Pell (Joann), James Downey (Ben Samberg), Jonah Hill (Himself), Mariah Carey (Herself), T-Pain (Himself)
Actor Jonah Hill hosts; Mariah Carey performs "Touch My Body" and "Migrate" (feat. T-Pain).
Sketches include "Spitzer & Associates," "MacGruber," "What's Your Situation?" "Six-Year-Old," "The Suze Orman Show," "Digital Short: Andy's Dad," "Weekend Update" with guest Tracy Morgan, "Target Lady," "NBC Special Report," "Clancy and Jackie Sing Songs About Spaceships, Toddlers, Model T. Cars, & Jars of Beer," and "Internet Date."
633 :33x09 - Christopher Walken/Panic at the Disco
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: James Downey (Audience Member #1), Paula Pell (Audience Member #2), Bryan Tucker (Audience Member #3), John Lutz (Audience Member #4), Christopher Dodd (Himself), Christopher Walken (Himself), Panic At The Disco (Themselves)
Actor Christopher Walken hosts; Panic at the Disco performs "Nine in the Afternoon" and "I Write Sins Not Tragedies."
Sketches include "A Message from the Clinton Campaign," "Annuale Commercial," "Grease Rehearsals," "Farewell Party," "Digital Short: Laser Cats! 3D," "Surprise Party," "Weekend Update" with guest Thomas Beatie, the pregnant man, "Walken Family Reunion," "Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who's Very Scared of Plants," "Top Chef," and "Larry King Interviews Jimmy Carter."
634 :33x10 - Ashton Kutcher/Gnarls Barkley
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Kiki Deamore), Demi Moore (Herself), Ashton Kutcher (Himself), Gnarls Barkley (Themselves)
Actor Ashton Kutcher hosts; Gnarls Barkley performs "Run" and "Who's Gonna Save My Soul."
Sketches include "Testimony of General David Petraeus," "The Cougar Den," "Exclusive Night Club," "Digital Short: Daiquiri Girl," "Activia Commercial Shoot," "Weekend Update" with guests Judy Grimes and Nicholas Fehn, "Four Singing Guys," "Death by Chocolate," "The Mellow Show," and "Dusty Velvet."
635 :33x11 - Shia LaBeouf/My Morning Jacket
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Shia LaBeouf (Himself), My Morning Jacket (Themselves)
Actor Shia LeBeouf hosts; My Morning Jacket performs "I'm Amazed" and "Evil Urges."
"A Message from the Next President of the United States," "MacGruber," "It's a Match," "Scared Straight," "The Suze Orman Show," "Digital Short: The Best Look in the World," "Weekend Update" with guests Vlad and Niko from Liberty City and Jean K. Jean, "La Rivista Della Televisione Con Vinny Vedecci," "Staring Guys," and "Dressing Room."
636 :33x12 - Steve Carell/Usher
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Steve Carell (Himself), Usher (Himself), John McCain (Himself), Young Jeezy (Himself)
Live from New York, it's...Steve Carell!
Sketches include: "Pounder School Graduation", "Obama/Clinton: There Can Be Only One", "Deal or No Deal: Father/Son Arguments", "Two A-Holes Do Karaoke", "SNL Digital Short: The Office in Japanese", "A Message from John McCain", "The Charlie Flitt Show", "CPR Training", and "Roughhousing Parents"
The Best of Mike Myers
Mike Myers recalls a collection of sketches as they were performed in front of an audience.
638 :34x01 - Michael Phelps/Lil Wayne
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Tina Fey (Gov. Sarah Palin), William Shatner (Himself), Jared Fogle (Himself), Michael Phelps (Himself), Lil' Wayne (Himself)
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps hosts; Lil Wayne performs "Got Money" and "Lollipop."
Sketches include "A Nonpartisan Message from Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton," "Quiz Bowl," "Jar Glove," "Locker Room Motivation," "Craig and Stacia," "Weekend Update" with guests Alaska Pete, Nicholas Fehn, and Cathy, "The Charles Barkley Show," "T-Mobile Fav 5," "Digital Short: Space Olympics," "Mark Payne at Pizzeria Uno," and "The Michael Phelps Diet."
639 :34x02 - James Franco/Kings of Leon
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Kiki Deamore), Blake Lively (Herself), James Franco (Himself), Kings of Leon (Themselves)
Actor James Franco hosts; Kings of Leon perform "Sex on Fire" and "Use Somebody."
Sketches include "John McCain Approves This Message," "The Cougar Den," "Agent 420," "OJ Simpson Jury Selection," "Digital Short: Murray Hill," "The Looker," "Weekend Update" with guests Richard Fuld and Dov Charney, "The New York Times Reporters," "Of Mice and Men," "Yankee Stadium Stories," and "Willem Dafoe Visits James Franco."
640 :34x03 - Anna Faris/Duffy
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Tina Fey (Gov. Sarah Palin), Chris Parnell (Jim Lehrer), Anna Faris (Herself), Duffy (Herself)
Actress Anna Faris hosts; Duffy performs "Mercy" and "Stepping Stone."
Sketches include "CBS Evening News with Katie Couric," "New Friends," "Presidential Debate," "Boat Date," "Weekend Update" with guests Bill Clinton and Judy Grimes, "Scores," "Deep House Dish," "Googie Rene's Slightly Stained Wedding Dress Basement," and "Ex-Boyfriend."
641 :34x04 - Anne Hathaway/The Killers
Director: Don Roy King
Guest star: Tina Fey (Gov. Sarah Palin), Queen Latifah (Herself (Gwen Ifill)), Anne Hathaway (Herself), The Killers (Themselves)
Actress Anne Hathaway hosts; The Killers perform "Human" and "Spaceman."
Sketches include "Vice Presidential Debate," "The Lawrence Welk Show," "Bailout Press Conference," "Dancing at the Bar," "Digital Short: Extreme Activities Competition," "Weekend Update" with financial expert Orville Willis Forte IV, "Mary Poppins," "Sioux City News," "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals," "Gay Roommate," and "The Less Provocative Songs of Katy Perry."
642 :34x05 - Josh Brolin/Adele
Guest star: Sarah Palin (Herself), Mark Wahlberg (Himself), Alec Baldwin (Himself), Tina Fey (Gov. Sarah Palin), Josh Brolin (Himself), Adele (Herself)
Actor Josh Brolin hosts; Adele performs "Chasing Pavements" and "Cold Shoulder."
Sketches include "Sarah Palin Press Conference," "MacGruber," "Surprise Proposal," "The Suze Orman Show," "Mark Wahlberg Confronts Andy," "I'm No Angel," "Weekend Update" with guests Tim Calhoun, Jean K. Jean, and Sarah Palin, "Fart Face," "Narc School," "Readi Trade Commercial," "New York Underground with Trevor Dix," and "Fall Foliage."
643 :34x06 - Jon Hamm/Coldplay
Guest star: Elisabeth Moss (Peggy Olson), John Slattery (Roger Sterling), Maya Rudolph (Michelle Obama), Jon Hamm (Himself), Coldplay (Themselves)
Actor Jon Hamm hosts; Coldplay performs "Viva la Vida," "Lost," "Yellow," and "Lovers in Japan."
Sketches include "Road to the White House," "Trick-or-Treating Sex Offender," "Digital Short: Ras Trent," "Two A-Holes at an Ad Agency in the 1960s"," "Barack Obama Variety Half Hour," "Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women," "Weekend Update" with guests Robocall, Ralph Nader, and Nicholas Fehn, "Vincent Price's Halloween Special," "Jon Hamm's John Ham," and "Pat Finger for City Council."
644 :34x07 - Ben Affleck/David Cook
Guest star: Tina Fey (Gov. Sarah Palin), John McCain (Himself), Cindy McCain (Herself), Ben Affleck (Himself), David Cook (Himself)
Actor Ben Affleck hosts; David Cook performs "Light On" and "Declaration."
Sketches include "The McCains on QVC," "Jar Glove Commercial," "The View," "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," "Target Lady," "Staten Island Zoo: Giraffes," "Weekend Update" with guests John McCain, Patrick and Gunther Kelly, and Aunt Linda, "Night School Musical," "Grady Wilson's Put the Fire Back in Your Marriage Techniques," "Movie Pitch," and "Bierhoff Bros. House of German Coats."
Presidential Bash 2008
New material and a collection of politically themed clips from the archives makes up this ready-for-prime-time special. Includes: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama, Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton, Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, and Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.
645 :34x08 - Paul Rudd/Beyonce
Guest star: Justin Timberlake (Himself), Paul Rudd (Himself), Beyoncé Knowles (Herself)
Actor Paul Rudd hosts; Beyoncé performs "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)."
Sketches include "A Message from Vice President-Elect Joe Biden," "Sproingo Commercial," "The Kissing Family," "Scared Straight," "Digital Short: Everyone's a Critic," "Musical Duo Tom and Tanya," "Road Trip," "Weekend Update" with guests Snagglepuss and Justin Timberlake, "Single Ladies Video Shoot," "Suicidal Jumper," "Gay Marriage," and "Clearing the Air."
646 :34x09 - Tim McGraw/Ludacris/T-Pain
Actor/musician Tim McGraw hosts; Ludacris and T-Pain perform "One More Drink" and "Chopped & Skrewed."
Sketches include "Automakers' Bailout Request," "Clear Rite," "Dateline NBC: A Keith Morrison Special Investigation," "Turkey Chase," "James Bond Casino Showdown," "Weekend Update" with guests Bill Clinton, Zell Miller, and Arianna Huffington, "Blizzard Man," "Thanksgiving Dinner with Jeff Montgomery," "Dale Britches' Down-Home Phony Phone Calls," and "Mark Payne and the Sticky Bar."
647 :34x10 - John Malkovich/T.I.
Actor John Malkovich hosts; T.I. performs "Whatever You Like" and "Swing Ya Rag" (feat. Swizz Beatz).
Sketches include "A Message from Secretary of State-Designate Hillary Clinton," "Gas Rite Commercial," "Shana, The New Girl," "Barack Obama Keeps It Cool," "La Rivista Della Televisione Con Vinny Vedecci," "Virgania Horsen's Pony Express," "Calculator for Christmas," "Weekend Update" with guests Plaxico Burress, Boy George, and nine-year-old author David Rasmusen, "The Lost Works of Judy Blume," "Digital Short: Jizz in My Pants," and "J'acuzzi."
648 :34x11 - Hugh Laurie/Kanye West
Guest star: Maya Rudolph (Herself), Hugh Laurie (Himself), Kanye West (Himself)
Actor Hugh Laurie hosts; Kanye West performs "Love Lockdown" and "Heartless."
Sketches include "Blagojevich Hearing," "Bronx Beat," "Christmas Dinner," "Wedding Toast," "Weekend Update" with guest Governor David Paterson, "Lamps," "Christmas Letter from the Cat," and "Digital Short: Cookies."
Sports Extra
A look back at three decades of sports-themed skits and Weekend Update segments from the Saturday Night Live players and real sports stars who have hosted or cameoed in episodes, including Derek Jeter, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Michael Phelps, LeBron James, Charles Barkley, and Joe Montana.
649 :34x12 - Neil Patrick Harris/Taylor Swift
Actor Neil Patrick Harris hosts; Taylor Swift performs "Love Story" and "Forever & Always."
Sketches include "The Rachel Maddow Show," "The Today Show," "Save Broadway," "Penelope in Group Therapy," "Digital Short: Doogie Howser Theme Song," "Weekend Update" with guests Charles Barkley and Will Forte, "Two First Names," "Air Traffic Controllers Fran and Freba," "Frost/Other People," and "Whopper Virgins."
650 :34x13 - Rosario Dawson/Fleet Foxes
Actress Rosario Dawson hosts; Fleet Foxes perform "Mykonos" and "Blue Ridge Mountains."
Sketches include "Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview," "North American Savings Commercial," "Da Learnin' Train," "Guantánamo Bay Liquidation Sale," "Aladdin and Jasmine's Anniversary," "Digital Short: A Couple of Homies," "Gilly," "Weekend Update" with guests Bernard Madoff, Judy Grimes, and Larry the Goose, "La Policia Mexicana," "The View," and "Good Excuse!"
651 :34x14 - Steve Martin/Jason Mraz
Actor Steve Martin hosts and performs "Late for School"; Jason Mraz performs "I'm Yours" and "Lucky" (featuring Colbie Caillat).
Sketches include "A Message from the President of the United States," "Chewable Pampers Commercial," "The Introverts Go to a Sports Bar," "Digital Short: Laser Cats 4 Ever," "Issues," "Bernie Madoff's Superbowl Plans," "Backstage," "Weekend Update" with guests Gov. Blagojevich, Angelina Jolie, and Gov. Paterson, "Thomas," and "Forefathers of the Game."
652 :34x15 - Bradley Cooper/TV on the Radio
Guest star: James Lipton (Himself), Bradley Cooper (Himself), TV On The Radio (Themselves)
Actor Bradley Cooper hosts; TV on the Radio performs "Golden Age" and "Dancing Choose."
Sketches include "Press Conference with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi," "The Today Show," "I'm Gonna Have Sex with Your Wife," "Digital Short: I'm on a Boat," "Four Singing Guys," "Weekend Update" with guests Mark Spitz, James Harrison, and Björk, "Admirals Fan," "Bad Guys, Good Conversation," "Intervention," and "Christian Bale Presents Celebrity Tirades."
653 :34x16 - Alec Baldwin/Jonas Brothers
Guest star: Cameron Diaz (Kiki Deamore), Jack McBrayer (Himself), Dan Aykroyd (John Boehner), Alec Baldwin (Himself), Jonas Brothers (Themselves)
Actor Alec Baldwin hosts; Jonas Brothers perform "Tonight" and "Video Girl."
Sketches include "Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting," "The Fourth Jonas Brother," "The Cougar Den," "Digital Short: The Jonas Brothers' Secret," "Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photo Shop," "Weekend Update" with guests Oscar Rogers, Angelina Jolie, Angie Tempura, and Joaquin Phoenix, "Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special," "Planning a Meeting," "Wii," "Chewable Pampers," "Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides," and "First Coughs."
654 :34x17 - Dwayne Johnson/Ray LaMontagne
Guest star: Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver), Justin Timberlake (Irving), Jessica Biel (Jessica Rabbit), John Mulaney (Clapperboard Guy), Dwayne Johnson (Himself), Ray LaMontagne (Himself)
Actor Dwayne Johnson hosts; Ray LaMontagne performs "You Are the Best Thing" and "Trouble."
Sketches include "An Address from the Secretary of the Treasury," "MacGruber," "The Rock Obama," "Activia," "Hawaii," "Weekend Update" with guests Michael Steele, Cathy, Irving, Jessica Rabbit, and Jon Bovi, "Game Time with Dave and Greg," "Celebrity Apprentice Ads," and "Lighthouse."
655 :34x18 - Tracy Morgan/Kelly Clarkson
Guest star: Lorne Michaels (Himself), Tina Fey (Herself), Tracy Morgan (Himself), Kelly Clarkson (Herself)
Former cast member Tracy Morgan hosts; Kelly Clarkson performs "My Life Would Suck Without You" and "I Do Not Hook Up."
Sketches include "Tracy Morgan's Return to Studio 8H," "Chewable Pampers," "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet," "The View: Live at Walt Disney Studios," "Scared Straight," "Dateline NBC: A Keith Morrison Special Investigation," "Astronaut Jones," "Weekend Update" with guests John Malkovich, Tracy Jordan, and Barbie, "Big Love," "Digital Short: Party Guys," "Suppressex," "High IQ," "Family Flix: Rocket Dog," and "Gas Right."
656 :34x19 - Seth Rogen/Phoenix
Actor Seth Rogen hosts; Phoenix performs "Lisztomania," "1901," and "Too Young."
Sketches include "Barack's Business Plan," "The Fast and the Bi-Curious," "Save the Funnies," "La Rivista Della Televisione con Vinny Vedecci," "Digital Short: Like a Boss," "Girlfriend Voices," "Weekend Update" with guests Rod Blagojevich, Jean K. Jean, Madonna, and Angelina Jolie, "Corporate Meeting," "ABC Family's Milestone High," "Clancy T. Bachleratt and Jackie Snad Sing Easter Songs About Spaceships, Toddlers, Model T. Cars & Jars of Beer," and "Muppet Bus."
657 :34x20 - Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Actor Zac Efron hosts; Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform "Zero" and "Maps."
Sketches include "Obama Returns from Iraq," "Today," "Gilly," "A Message from The Alliance of Direct Mail Marketers," "Underage Bar," "Weekend Update" with guests the gay couple from New Jersey, blogger Angie Tempura, and Jon Bovi, "High School Musical 4: New Senior Class," "Soldier Boyfriend," "Gino's Pizza Rolls Commercial Shoot," and "Foot Rub."
658 :34x21 - Justin Timberlake/Ciara
Guest star: Lorne Michaels (Himself), Susan Sarandon (Mother), Patricia Clarkson (Mother), Jessica Biel (Herself), Chris Pine (Himself), Zachary Quinto (Himself), Leonard Nimoy (Himself), Jimmy Fallon (Barry Gibb), Justin Timberlake (Himself), Ciara (Herself)
Musician Justin Timberlake hosts; Ciara performs "Love Sex Magic" (featuring Justin Timberlake) and "Never Ever."
Sketches include "A Message from Timothy Geithner," "Mom Celebrity Translator," "Target Lady," "Immigrant Tale," "Digital Short: Motherlover," "Plasticville," "Weekend Update" with guests David Paterson, Eliot Spitzer, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Leonard Nimoy, "The Barry Gibb Talk Show," and "Somalian Pirates."
659 :34x22 - Will Ferrell/Green Day
Guest star: Paul Rudd (Backup Band Member), Anne Hathaway (Backup Band Member), Artie Lange (Backup Band Member), Elisabeth Moss (Backup Band Member), Tom Hanks (Himself), Amy Poehler (Herself), Maya Rudolph (Funeral Speaker), Norm MacDonald (Burt Reynolds), Will Ferrell (Himself), Green Day (Themselves)
Actor Will Ferrell hosts; Green Day performs "Know Your Enemy" and "21 Guns."
Sketches include "George Bush Confronts Dick Cheney," "Wade Blasingame," "The Lawrence Welk Show," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Mark," "Weekend Update" with guest Harry Caray, "Funeral Speeches," and "Vietnam."
Just Shorts
Andy Samberg hosts this look at short films, faux commercials, animated pieces and digital shorts which have aired on the series.
A Very Gilly Christmas
Kristen Wiig's sociopathic schoolgirl character, Gilly, her teacher Mr. Dillon (played by Will Forte), and the students in her class (played by Abby Elliot, Kenan Thompson, and Bobby Moynihan) host a retrospective of Saturday Night Live's most popular holiday-themed sketches from the past and present, including such favorites as "Schweddy Balls," "Steve Martin's Christmas Wish," "It's A Wonderful Life's Lost Ending," "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood," "Glengarry Glen Ross -- Santa's Workshop," and "Dysfunctional Family Holiday Dinner" (from the Hugh Laurie/Kanye West episode)
Sports All-Stars
Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again
661 :35x01 - Megan Fox/U2
Guest star: Megan Fox (Herself), U2 (Themselves), Brian Austin Green (Bumblebee)
Actress Megan Fox hosts; U2 performs "Breathe," "Moment of Surrender," and "Ultraviolet (Light My Way)."
Sketches include "An Address from Moammar Gadhafi," "Bladdivan," "Flight Announcement," "Russian Brides," "Digital Short: The Date," "Grady Wilson's Burning Up the Bedsheets," "Weekend Update" with guests Jean K. Jean and Judy Grimes, "Live Lounge," "Biker Chick Chat," "Digital Short: Megan's Roommate," and "Your Mom Talks to Megan Fox While You Get Ready."
662 :35x02 - Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga
Guest star: Bryan Tucker (Salesman (Digital Short)), Elijah Wood (Himself (Digital Short)), Scarlett Johansson (Lexie), Madonna (Herself), Darrell Hammond (Gov. Schwarzenegger), Lorne Michaels (Himself), Ryan Reynolds (Himself), Lady GaGa (Herself)
Actor Ryan Reynolds hosts; Lady Gaga performs "Paparazzi" and a medley of "LoveGame," "Bad Romance," and "Poker Face."
Sketches include "Obama's Unfinished Business," "Mostly Garbage Dog Food," "Celebrity Family Feud," "SNL Digital Short: On the Ground," "Mike's Fountainry," "Deep House Dish," "Weekend Update" with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Barkley, and the Ahmadinejads, "So You Committed a Crime & You Think You Can Dance?" "International Masterworks," and "Backstage SNL: Lady Gaga and Andy."
663 :35x03 - Drew Barrymore/Regina Spektor
Guest star: Justin Long (Matthew McConaughey), Drew Barrymore (Herself), Regina Spektor (Herself)
Actress Drew Barrymore hosts; Regina Spektor performs "Eet" and "The Calculation."
Sketches include "Obama's Nobel Peace Prize," "Gilly in Art Class," "Celebrity Ghost Stories," "University of Westfield Online," "La Rivista Della Televisione con Vinny Vedecci," "Weekend Update" with guests James Carville, Scrooge McDuck, and Maya Angelou, "Tampax to the Max Tournament of Champions," "Cooking Al Fresco," "Larry King Live," "Digital Short: Entertainment for Any Occasion," and "Debbie Turner Book Signing."
664 :35x04 - Gerard Butler/Shakira
Guest star: Dwayne Johnson (Obama), James Franco (Himself), Gerard Butler (Himself), Shakira (Herself)
Actor Gerard Butler hosts; Shakira performs "She Wolf" and "Did It Again."
Sketches include "The Rock Obama," "Fuquay Satin's Urban Champagne," "Game Time with Dave and Greg," "Beauty and the Beast," "Weekend Update" with guests two gay guys from New Jersey, the balloon from Colorado, Gerard Butler, and Tamara Parks, "300," "What Up with That?" "Trina and Thomas," and "Daveheart."
665 :35x05 - Taylor Swift
Guest star: Taylor Swift (Herself (Host/Musical Guest)), Amy Poehler (Herself)
Musician Taylor Swift hosts and performs "You Belong with Me" and "Untouchable."
Sketches include "The End of an Era," "Carter 'N Sons BBQ," "The View," "Digital Short: Firelight," "Hollywood Dish," "Teens Raising Awareness About Awful Parent Drivers," "Weekend Update" with guests Nicholas Fehn and Sarah McLachlan, "Penelope at a Wedding Reception," "Scared Straight," "The Roommate," and "Bunny Business."
666 :35x06 - January Jones/Black Eyed Peas
Guest star: Darrell Hammond (Lou Dobbs), Brie Larson (Herself), January Jones (Herself), Black Eyed Peas (Themselves)
Actress January Jones hosts; Black Eyed Peas perform "I Gotta Feeling," "Meet Me Halfway," and "Boom Boom Pow."
Sketches include "Joe Biden Fixes Health Care," "Today," "Rear Window," "Dairy Queen Hero," "A Lady's Guide to Throwing a Party," "Weekend Update" with guests Lou Dobbs, Kim Kardashian, and Jon Bovi, "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," "Digital Short: Get Out!" and "Cloud Watching."
667 :35x07 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band
Guest star: Dave Matthews (Ozzy Osbourne), Al Gore (Himself), Mindy Kaling (Herself), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Himself), Dave Matthews Band (Themselves)
Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosts; Dave Matthews Band performs "You and Me" and "Shake Me Like a Monkey."
Sketches include "Press Conference with President Jintao," "SNL Recut Trailer: Palin 2012," "Secret Word," "Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide," "The Mellow Show," "What Up with That?" "Weekend Update" with guest Al Gore, "Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Dinner," "Woman to Woman," and "Say Anything."
668 :35x08 - Blake Lively/Rihanna
Actress Blake Lively hosts; Rihanna performs "Russian Roulette" and "Hard" (featuring Young Jeezy).
Sketches include "Press Conference Crashers," "Carter 'N Sons BBQ," "Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament," "The Situation Room," "Digital Short: Shy Ronnie," "Gossip Girl: Staten Island," "Kickspit Underground Rock Festival," "Weekend Update" with Bill Cosby and Brittany Murphy, "Skirt Shopping with Virginiaca," "UPS #1," "Late Night with Chris Hansen," "UPS #2," and "Potato Chip Thief."
669 :35x09 - Taylor Lautner/Bon Jovi
Actor Taylor Lautner hosts; Bon Jovi performs "Superman Tonight" and "When We Were Beautiful."
Sketches include "Extramarital Affairs Press Conference," "Football Photoshoot," "Surprise Pregnancy Announcement," "A Message from the PGA Tour," "Sparkle Players Show Choir Assembly," "Weekend Update" with Tiger Woods' mistress number fifteen and Native American comedian Billy Smith, "Edward vs. Jacob," "Frozen Yogurt," and "Doorbells and More."
670 :35x10 - James Franco/Muse
Guest star: Jack McBrayer (Himself), Mike Tyson (Himself), James Franco (Himself), Muse (Themselves)
James Franco comes back to host this special Christmas episode of SNL; Muse performs "Uprising" and "Starlight."
Sketches include "The Lawrence Welk Show," "What Up With That?" "The Vogelcheks," "Digital Short: The Tizzle Wizzle Show," "The Manuel Ortiz Show," Weekend Update with Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Garth and Kat, "Sigma Lambda Omega," "Vincent Price's Christmas Special," "The Christmas Tree Farmer," "The Three Bosses' Holiday Party," and "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Christmas Animals."
672 :35x11 - Charles Barkley/Alicia Keys
Guest star: Jessi Klein (Audience Member), John Lutz (Audience Member), Hannibal Burress (Audience Member), Charles Barkley (Himself), Alicia Keys (Herself)
Former basketball star Charles Barkley comes back (after a 17-year gap) to host the first new episode of 2010; Alicia Keys (who last appeared on the first episode of season 27 with host Reese Witherspoon) comes back to perform "Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart" and "Empire State of Mind."
Sketches include "The Situation Room," "Thomas Peepers Insurance," "Reel Quotes," "MacGruber" (three-part sketch), "Shana at the Ski Retreat," "Inside the NBA," "Weekend Update" with James Carville, Nicolas Cage, and Governor David Paterson, "The Haney Project," "Digital Short: Alicia Keys' Booty Call," "Scared Straight," and "Barkley's Bank."
673 :35x12 - Sigourney Weaver/The Ting Tings
Guest star: Darrell Hammond (Jay Leno), Lorne Michaels (Himself), James Cameron (Himself), Sigourney Weaver (Herself), The Ting Tings (Themselves)
Sigourney Weaver comes back to host SNL after a 24-year gap between appearances (her first appearance was the 12th season premiere in 1986). Indie rock band The Ting Tings perform "That's Not My Name" and "Shut Up and Let Me Go."
Sketches include "Larry King Live," "Grady Wilson's Fifty and Freaky," "Summer's Eve Lady Stars of Darts Championship 1988," "Digital Short: James Cameron's Laser Cats 5," "Disco Booty Junction," "Weekend Update" with Larry the Goose and Meryl Streep, "Avatar," "Riley," "Sigourney Weaver's Internet Addiction," and "Fire and Rice."
674 :35x13 - Jon Hamm/Michael Bublé
Actor Jon Hamm hosts; Michael Bublé performs "Haven't Met You Yet" and "Baby (You've Got What It Takes)," featuring Sharon Jones.
Sketches include "State of the Union Address," "Dinner Party Music," "Digital Short: The Curse," "Scott Brown," "Weekend Update" with guests Sonia Sotomayor and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, "Game Time with Randy and Greg," "Hamm & Bublé," "Closet Organizer," "Court Reporter," "The Bar," and "Barnes & Noble."
675 :35x14 - Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures
Actor Ashton Kutcher hosts; Them Crooked Vultures perform "Mind Eraser, No Chaser" and "New Fang."
Sketches include "On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren," "Gertrude's Will," "The View," "Cialis for Threeways Commercial," "Roman Slave Boy," "Weekend Update" with guests Liam (a teenager who just woke up), Eliot Spitzer, Jean K. Jean, and Garth and Kat, "What Is Burn Notice?" "Access Hollywood's Oscar Coverage," "An Even-Tempered Apology from Rahm Emanuel," and "Wedding Band."
676 :35x15 - Jennifer Lopez
Actress/musician Jennifer Lopez hosts and performs "Pieces" and "Starting Over."
Sketches include "A Message from Quincy Jones," "Gyne-Lotrimin Ladies World Cup of Curling," "Digital Short: Flags of the World," "Hollywood Dish Interview," "Telemundo's Olympic Games Coverage," "Undercover Celebrity Boss," "Weekend Update" with guests Bobby Moynihan and Gov. David Paterson, "Besos y Lagrimas," "Office Romance," "Smash Mouth," "Car Horns and More," and "Closet Organizer."
677 :35x16 - Zach Galifianakis/Vampire Weekend
Guest star: Paul Rudd (Himself), Frank Rich (Himself), Zach Galifianakis (Himself), Vampire Weekend (Themselves)
Actor Zach Galifianakis hosts; Vampire Weekend performs "Cousins" and "Giving Up the Gun."
Sketches include "Health Care Reform," "The Vogelchecks," "Bidet," "Zach Drops by the Set," "Today," "Weekend Update" with guests Mo'Nique and Will Forte, "What Up with That?" "The Situation Room," and "Pageant Talk."
678 :35x17 - Jude Law/Pearl Jam
Guest star: Jerry Seinfeld (Himself), Jude Law (Himself), Pearl Jam (Themselves)
Actor Jude Law hosts; Pearl Jam performs "Just Breathe" and "Unthought Known."
Sketches include "Eric Massa's Exit Interview," "Ford Commercial," "Secret Word," "Broadview Security," "Seville," "Digital Short: Boombox," "Weekend Update" with guests Whoopi Goldberg and Jerry Seinfeld, "The Twilight Zone," "Hamlet Auditions," "Kickspit Underground Rock Festival," "Court Stenographer," and "Talk Show with Ravish."
679 :35x18 - Tina Fey/Justin Bieber
Guest star: Steve Martin (Himself), Mark Sanchez (Himself), Tina Fey (Herself), Justin Bieber (Himself)
Comedian and actress Tina Fey hosts; Justin Bieber performs "Baby" and "U Smile."
"Filling Out the 2010 Census," "Duncan Hines Brownie Husband," "CBS Sports: The Masters," "Sarah Palin Network," "Favorite Student," "Weekend Update" with guests the Devil, Aunt Linda, and Tina Fey, "Al Roker's Ruff, Rugged and Roker," "School Dance," and "Lolene."
681 :35x20 - Gabourey Sidibe/MGMT
Actress Gabourey Sidibe hosts; MGMT performs "Flash Delirium" and "Brian Eno."
Sketches include "A Message from the President of the United States ," "The Suze Orman Show," "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "Mrs. Johnson," "Digital Short: Cherry Battle," "I Did It in My Style," "Weekend Update" with guests Judy Grimes, Stefon, and John Mulaney, "Public Employee of the Year Awards," "Alarm Clocks and More," and "Hamilton."
682 :35x21 - Betty White/Jay-Z
Guest star: Tina Fey (Herself), Amy Poehler (Herself), Maya Rudolph (Various), Molly Shannon (Various), Rachel Dratch (Various), Bridget Kelly (Herself), Jay-Z (Himself), Mr Hudson (Himself)
683 :35x22 - Alec Baldwin/Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
Guest star: Alec Baldwin (Himself), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (Themselves)
Saturday Night Live Backstage
685 :36x02 - Bryan Cranston/Kanye West
Guest star: Bryan Cranston (Himself), Kanye West (Himself), Morgan Freeman (Himself)
695 :36x12 - Gwyneth Paltrow/Cee Lo Green
696 :36x13 - Jesse Eisenberg/Nicki Minaj
697 :36x14 - Dana Carvey/Linkin Park
698 :36x15 - Russell Brand/Chris Brown
699 :36x16 - Miley Cyrus/The Strokes
701 :36x18 - Elton John/Elton John with Leon Russell
702 :36x19 - Helen Mirren/The Foo Fighters
703 :36x20 - Tina Fey/Ellie Goulding
704 :36x21 - Ed Helms/Paul Simon
705 :36x22 - Justin Timberlake/Lady Gaga
706 :37x01 - Alec Baldwin/Radiohead
Season 37 opens with Alec Baldwin serving as host. Music guest: Radiohead.
707 :37x02 - Melissa McCarthy/Lady Antebellum
Melissa McCarthy hosts. Music guest: Lady Antebellum.
708 :37x03 - Ben Stiller/Foster The People
Ben Stiller hosts. Music guest: Foster the People.
710 :37x05 - Charlie Day/Maroon 5
Charlie Day hosts. Music guest: Maroon 5.
712 :37x07 - Jason Segel/Florence + The Machine
Jason Segel hosts. Also: Florence and the Machine perform.
713 :37x08 - Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys
Steve Buscemi hosts. Music guest: the Black Keys.
715 :37x10 - Jimmy Fallon/Michael Bublé
Jimmy Fallon hosts. Music guest: Michael Bublé.
716 :37x11 - Charles Barkley/Kelly Clarkson
Charles Barkley is the host. Music guest: Kelly Clarkson.
717 :37x12 - Daniel Radcliffe/Lana Del Rey
Daniel Radcliffe hosts. Music guest: Lana Del Rey.
718 :37x13 - Channing Tatum/Bon Iver
Channing Tatum hosts. Music guest: Bon Iver.
719 :37x14 - Zooey Deschanel/Karmin
Zooey Deschanel hosts. Music guest: Karmin.
720 :37x15 - Maya Rudolph/Sleigh Bells
Maya Rudolph hosts. Music guest: Sleigh Bells.
721 :37x16 - Lindsay Lohan/Jack White
Lindsay Lohan hosts. Music guest: Jack White.
722 :37x17 - Jonah Hill/The Shins
Jonah Hill hosts. Music guest: the Shins.
723 :37x18 - Sofía Vergara/One Direction
Sofia Vergara hosts. Music guest: One Direction
726 :37x21 - Will Ferrell / Usher
Will Ferrell is the host. Music guest: Usher.
727 :37x22 - Mick Jagger
Mick Jagger hosts and is the music guest in the Season 37 finale.