Dr. Cox: I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?
Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that?!
Jordan: That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night
Carla: Where is the outrage? The anger? The hate?!
Jordan: Again..last night
Carla: You've gone soft
Jordan: Oooh! Okey now it's getting spooky!
Elliot: In collage I doublemajored in theather and classic languages
J.D: Does that degree come with headgear and allergies?
Dr. Cox: Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states.
Jordan: It's 27, Arkansas buckled
(J.D.'s ending inner monologue)
Unfortunately around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. Relationships aren't always magically fixed in 30 minutes, you have to work on them, problems don't always have easy solutions and around here nice people don't always get better. At times like that its comforting to know that it's always one thing that can pick your spirits up.
(Ends with J.D. watching a sitcom)