J.D: I can't believe Turk and Carla are kicking me out
Elliot: When I was 15 my parents threatened to do the same thing, so, I called them on it.
J.D: They let you stay?
Elliot: Nope, lived with the Babcocks for two years. I didn't have a lot of rules though because they were really old and they thought I was a ghost
Dr. Cox: Tell me this, how is that super sexy mother of yours?
Ron: You know man, your crush on my mom was cute when we were fourteen, but the woman is 85 now, you need to back off, or we could ask her out to dinner, I'll have her pop in her going out teeth and you two can see if there is any real spark