Episode Quotes
(The Janitor sits down at a table)
Janitor: Gentlement, I don't want to appear selfish, but stop what you are doing, and focus on me.
Dr. Kelso: (to Turk) Ahh, just friends, I was once just friends with a vietnamese girl, long story short, I'm on the hook for sending Trong Tri Kelso to collage and he doesn't want to go to a state school.
Dr. Cox: Unlike you Bobbo, Ghandi here is in a healthy relationship, I mean come on look it even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past, give me a pound my dog.
Turk: He gets me
J.D: Give me a pund dog!
Dr. Kelso: Does he know you were being sarcastic?
Dr. Cox: I Hope not.
Dr. Kelso: Splendid