(The Janitor sits down at a table)
Janitor: Gentlement, I don't want to appear selfish, but stop what you are doing, and focus on me.
Dr. Kelso: (to Turk) Ahh, just friends, I was once just friends with a vietnamese girl, long story short, I'm on the hook for sending Trong Tri Kelso to collage and he doesn't want to go to a state school.
Dr. Cox: Unlike you Bobbo, Ghandi here is in a healthy relationship, I mean come on look it even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past, give me a pound my dog.
Turk: He gets me
J.D: Give me a pund dog!
Dr. Kelso: Does he know you were being sarcastic?
Dr. Cox: I Hope not.
Dr. Kelso: Splendid
Dr. Cox: (to Janitor) I gotta tell you there, Supercuts, I've seen a lot of crazy things in this hospital. I've seen smokers live to be 100 and triathletes come in here and drop dead at 20. I've seen unbridled joy and I've seen debilitating pain, but I never thought I'd see a jumpsuit wearing, van driving, vomit cleaning, no good confounded Frankenstein-looking buffoon like you get a girl like Barbie.