Elliot: You can talk to me if you want.
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penises shwing something.
Elliot: Shwing shwung, peepers or peep.
Turk: Right and vagina is?
Elliot: Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoohoo.