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Scrubs: My New God

Dr. Cox and his sister butt heads over her religious faith. Turk and Carla continue trying to make a baby and Turk takes an unusual approach. When Janitor asks J.D. to help him move, J.D. decides to make an attempt to be friends.

Episode Info

Episode number: 5x5
Production Number: 506
Airdate: Tuesday January 17th, 2006
Network: NBC

  • Currently 7.6/10
7.6/10 (5 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Johnny Kastl
As Doug
Christa Miller Lawrence
As Jordan
Cheryl Hines
As Paige

Co-Guest Stars
Ryan Boone
As Elliot's Date
Carol Hickey
As Mrs. Donnelly
Wesley Leong
As Mr. Kwan
Main Cast
Zach Braff
As Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Sarah Chalke
As Dr. Elliot Reid
Donald Faison
As Dr. Christopher 'Chris' Duncan Turk
Neil Flynn
As The Janitor
Ken Jenkins
As Dr. Robert 'Bob' Kelso
John C. McGinley
As Dr. Percival 'Perry' Ulysses Cox
Judy Reyes
As Nurse Carla Espinosa
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Bryan FerrySlave to Love 
Emotion ProjectThis Time Around 
Joseph ArthurIn the sun 
Philip GlassKoyaanisqatsi 

Episode Quotes
Elliot: You can talk to me if you want.
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penises shwing something.
Elliot: Shwing shwung, peepers or peep.
Turk: Right and vagina is?
Elliot: Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoohoo.

Warning: Scrubs season 5 episode 5 guide may contain spoilers
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