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Scrubs: My New God

Dr. Cox and his sister butt heads over her religious faith. Turk and Carla continue trying to make a baby and Turk takes an unusual approach. When Janitor asks J.D. to help him move, J.D. decides to make an attempt to be friends.

Episode Info

Episode number: 5x5
Production Number: 506
Airdate: Tuesday January 17th, 2006
Network: NBC

  • Currently 7.6/10
7.6/10 (5 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Johnny KastlJohnny Kastl
As Doug
Christa Miller LawrenceChrista Miller Lawrence
As Jordan
Cheryl HinesCheryl Hines
As Paige

Co-Guest Stars
Ryan BooneRyan Boone
As Elliot's Date
Carol HickeyCarol Hickey
As Mrs. Donnelly
Wesley LeongWesley Leong
As Mr. Kwan
Main Cast
Zach BraffZach Braff
As Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Sarah ChalkeSarah Chalke
As Dr. Elliot Reid
Donald FaisonDonald Faison
As Dr. Christopher 'Chris' Duncan Turk
Neil FlynnNeil Flynn
As The Janitor
Ken JenkinsKen Jenkins
As Dr. Robert 'Bob' Kelso
John C. McGinleyJohn C. McGinley
As Dr. Percival 'Perry' Ulysses Cox
Judy ReyesJudy Reyes
As Nurse Carla Espinosa
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Bryan FerrySlave to Love 
Emotion ProjectThis Time Around 
Joseph ArthurIn the sun 
Philip GlassKoyaanisqatsi 

Episode Quotes
Elliot: You can talk to me if you want.
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penises shwing something.
Elliot: Shwing shwung, peepers or peep.
Turk: Right and vagina is?
Elliot: Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoohoo.

Warning: Scrubs season 5 episode 5 guide may contain spoilers
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