Episode Quotes
Elliot: How's it going?
JD: Well, my bike is rusty; I haven't been able to feel my genitals since they first touched water; and the only thing I had to eat all day is half a jellyfish.
JD: [...] Look I can't just un-E-vite everyone, I've already got 2 E-yes' and 24 E-maybe's. That's a lot of E-sponses.
Carla: Bambi, I'm gonna put my E-foot up your ass.
Perry: (to Turk) [...] Now you go tell your patient to let you do what you do best; knock her out and then start digging around inside of her, like a blind man looking for a nickel.