Dr. Kelso: Seriously, am I having a stroke or is someone making an omelet?!
Carla: JD, you're not that self-destructive.
Janitor: Really? I was going to suggest he seek professional help, would you be interested in seeing a cognitive therapist, because I know a guy, he's good, I'm going to give you his card then I'm going to bash your head in. I'll see you in the morning.
JD: I'm in at seven.
Janitor: Wear a helmet.
Turk: What to do Beardface
Beardface: It's Beardfacé, Beardfacé!
Dr. Kelso: Calm down Seymour.
Dr. Cox: If you want to lose the nickname, you gotta shave the beard, of course, then you would be Dr. Face