(JD and Turk watching a baby in the nursery)
John: I'm a dad.
Turk: That's not your kid.
John: I know but he reminds me of Sam.
Turk: That's a girl.
Dan: Christopher, thanks again for your help.
Turk: Hey man if it involves making JD scream like a little girl I am there for you.
Elliot: So Robin, I see here that you passed out at work
Robin: Yeah, I saw a ghost
Elliot: Really?! No Way!
Robin: No. But I have to come up with something interesting right? It was so embarassing
Elliot: Tell people it was your mothers ghost
Robin: I can't, my mom is still alive
Elliot: Ah, bummer!