JD: I don't even like water parks, I mean I did, until someone thought it would be funny to go down the slide two seconds after me.
Turk: Dude, the lifeguard told me to go
JD: Really?! Did he also tell you to take your trunks off Turk? Because the last thing a guy wants to see when he is in a splash pool is his best friends junk headed towards him at 40 miles per hour. Felt like I got pistol whipped.
Janitor: Hey Teddy! Looking bald, and sweaty!
Janitor: So how about a little wager? If I win you have to do my job for a day.
JD: And if I win?
Janitor: I'll do my job for a day.
JD: How is that fair?
Janitor: I'll actually do my job for a day.
JD: Oooh! Deal, do you know how?!
Janitor: It's been a while, I can do it.