Episode Quotes
Elliot: So, how do we find out Kelso's age?
Ted: We pay 100 people aged 1 to 100, and see which one Kelso looks like
Elliot: Oi...
Janitor: I say, we cut of Kelso's legs and we count the rings
Elliot: That only works on trees
Janitor: And puppets
Ted: The Winston's are not ready to lidigate yet but they are still angry you need to midigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer
Dr. Cox: Honestly Ted I'm just surprised you know the difference between lidigate and midigate
Ted: Their lawyer taught me! Im telling you the guy is really good
Dr. Kelso: Well it's like last year when the safety chair failed on Enids wheelchair and she started rolling towards our pool I told myself, Bob it's already too late to stop it so you might aswell sit down and enjoy it