Todd: Can I make a motion?
Janitor: If by motion you mean a literal motion in which you simulate a crude sexual act then absolutely not
Dr. Cox: What do you want Ted?
Ted: Now that you are chief I'm your number two, I think you'll find me more then qualified I'm hardworking, reliable and I recently figured out how to open my briefcase
Jordan: (About J.D.) Can you make him stop talking?!
Dr. Cox: I've tried for seven years, it can't be done