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Seinfeld: The Cafe

Jerry befriends a restaurant owner and tries to help him get more business. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test by taking it for him but does poorly on the test. Kramer uses his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket to attract women until the former owner comes looking for it.

Episode Info

Episode number: 3x7
Production Number: 307
Airdate: Wednesday November 06th, 1991

Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Tom Leopold

  • Currently 9/10
9/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Brian GeorgeBrian George
As Babu Bhatt
Dawn ArnemannDawn Arnemann
As Monica
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Notes
The phrase "casus belli" used by both Elaine and Jerry during the episode translates as "risk of war".

Episode Quotes
Jerry: I am special; my mother was right.

Monica: Is that the test?
Elaine: Oh, this ... um ... yeah ... here you go.
Monica: Thanks. I hope you do a lot better this time.

Elaine: Why do you keep watching?
Jerry: I don't know, I'm obsessed with it. It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for survival. And even though you know he's not gonna make it you, you kinda root for him for a second.
Elaine: Then you flush!
Jerry: Well, it's a spider.

Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean, isn't there a statue of limitations on that?
Jerry: Statute!
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Statute of limitations, it's not a statue!
Kramer: No, it's statue!
Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations!
Kramer: Elaine. Elaine! Now you're smart. Is it statute or statue of limitations?
Elaine: Statute.
Kramer: Well, I really think you're wrong.

Episode References
Kramer is wearing the same jacket that George compliments him on in "The Parking Garage".

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