George: Where'd you meet her?
Jerry: I met her on an elevator.
George: On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator?
Jerry: Impossible, right?
George: You got less than 60 seconds. It's like dismantling a time bomb.
Jerry: Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins 'till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
George: Very exciting, very exciting! It's like watching a birth!
Jerry: My nose, my nose, my kingdom for nose.
This is a reference to the Shakespeare play Richard III. In the play, Richard III speaks the famous line, “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.”