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Seinfeld :: The Nose Job (03x09)
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| Title: | The Nose Job |
| Episode #: | 03x09 |
| Production Number: | 309 |
| Original Airdate: | Wednesday November 20th, 1991 |
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George starts dating a woman with a large nose and when Kramer is honest to her about the size of her nose, she gets a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry has to decide if he wants to stay in a relationship where the only good thing is the sex and Elaine helps Kramer get the jacket back.
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This is the first time that Kramer uses the alias of Dr. Von Nostrand. He will later use the alias in a few episodes including season 8's "The Package" and season 9's "The Slicer".
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George: Where'd you meet her?
Jerry: I met her on an elevator.
George: On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator?
Jerry: Impossible, right?
George: You got less than 60 seconds. It's like dismantling a time bomb.
| Jerry: Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
| Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins 'till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
| George: Very exciting, very exciting! It's like watching a birth!
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Jerry: My nose, my nose, my kingdom for nose.
This is a reference to the Shakespeare play Richard III. In the play, Richard III speaks the famous line, “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.”
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When Jerry's brain and penis are playing chess, Jerry says the line, "One for all the marbles." Kramer will later use this line in "The Betrayal".
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