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Seinfeld: The Subway

On the subway, George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer each have unusual experiences. George meets a woman who causes him to miss his stop and his job interview. Kramer overhears a tip on a racehorse while going to pay his traffic fines. Elaine's train stops, and she worries she'll be late for a lesbian wedding that she's the best man for. Jerry falls asleep and wakes up next to a large, naked man.


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x13
Production Number: 313
Airdate: Wednesday January 08th, 1992

Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry Charles


  • Currently 9.7/10
9.7/10 (3 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Barbara StockBarbara Stock
As Scam Woman
Barry VigonBarry Vigon
As Player #1
Chris LattaChris Latta
As Thug (as Christopher Collins)
Daryl Keith RoachDaryl Keith Roach
As Violinist/Cop
Ernie SabellaErnie Sabella
As Naked Man
Joe RestivoJoe Restivo
As Player #2
Rhoda GemignaniRhoda Gemignani
As Woman with Elaine
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Notes
During the episode, Julia Louis-Dreyfus's pregnancy is hidden the entire episode by the large package that she's carrying.

The horse racing pick that Kramer overhears, Papa Nick, is a possible shoutout to series Key Grip, Pete Papanicklaus.



Episode Quotes
George: I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking, "that's why I'm not heterosexual."

Naked Man: I'm not ashamed of my body.
Jerry: That's your problem. You should be.

Scam Woman: Eight dollars? Eight dollars?
George: What are you doing? You're robbing me?!
Scam Woman: I wasted my whole morning on you for eight dollars?



Warning: Seinfeld season 3 episode 13 guide may contain spoilers
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