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Seinfeld: The Parking Space

Elaine borrows Jerry's car and tries to explain away the strange sound it makes after she uses it with a crazy story. Mike, one of Kramer's friends, thinks Jerry is a phony and George gets into a fight with Mike over a parking space.

Episode Info


Episode number: 3x22
Production Number: 322
Airdate: Wednesday April 22nd, 1992



Guest Stars
Jay BrooksJay Brooks
As Sid
Recurring
John Christian GraasJohn Christian Graas
As Matthew
Recurring
Lee ArenbergLee Arenberg
As Mike Moffit
Recurring
Maryedith BurrellMaryedith Burrell
As Maryedith
Recurring
Mik ScribaMik Scriba
As Cop #1
Recurring
Peggy Lane OPeggy Lane O'Rourke
As Bystander #1
Recurring
Stan SellersStan Sellers
As Cop #2
Recurring
Wayne KnightWayne Knight
As Newman
Recurring
Michael A. CostanzaMichael A. Costanza
As Truck Driver
Steven Marcus GibbsSteven Marcus Gibbs
As Bystander #2
Zachary CharlesZachary Charles
As Angry Man
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Quotes
Kramer: Hey. I got some bad news for you, buddy. I think your car got stolen again.
Jerry: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Well you parked it on eighty-fourth and Columbus, right?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: Yep, well I just walked by there and that car is gone.
Jerry: Oh yeah, I know.
Kramer: Well, where is it?
Jerry: What's the difference?
Kramer: Well, there's no difference, you know, I'm just curious.
Jerry: You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?
Kramer: What happened to the car?
Jerry: If I don't tell you it will kill you, won't it?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, it'll kill me.
Jerry: You have to know, you must know.
Kramer: I must know.
Jerry: Well, I'm not telling you.
Kramer: Oh, come on.
Jerry: Nope. I don't think so.
Kramer: Well, please?
Jerry: Not today, pal.
Kramer: Okay, I beg you.
Jerry: Now see? Just saying beg doesn't make it a real beg. You gotta put some beg into it.
Kramer: Okay, please! Please tell me!
Jerry: Alright, I'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work.
Kramer: Okay, okay, what is it? Come on.
Jerry: I loaned the car to George.

George: I really think it looks good.
Elaine: Ten bucks, how can you go wrong?
George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the twenties and thirties, you know men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.
Elaine: Well, you can wear a hat all the time now. Who's stopping you?
George: No, I can't. What if I meet a woman? I'd always be worried about that first moment where I'd take it off and see that look of disappointment on her face.
Elaine: Are you sure you like these sunglasses?



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