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Seinfeld: The Pitch

Jerry is asked by NBC to pitch an idea for a TV show. With George's help, he and Jerry come up with idea of "nothing" for a TV show. However, George's confidence as a screenwriter is lowered after his mother tells him he isn't a screenwriter. Also, George starts dating Susan, an NBC executive, but their relationship is strained when Kramer throws up on her.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 4x3
Production Number: 403
Airdate: Wednesday September 16th, 1992

Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Larry David

Guest Stars
Bob BalabanBob Balaban
As Russell Dalrymple
Heidi SwedbergHeidi Swedberg
As Susan Ross
Julie ClaireJulie Claire
As Receptionist (as Julie Blum)
Kevin PageKevin Page
As Stu
Peter BloodPeter Blood
As Jay
Peter CrombiePeter Crombie
As "Crazy" Joe Divola
Ron RossRon Ross
As Homeless Man
Stephen McHattieStephen McHattie
As Dr. Reston
Wayne KnightWayne Knight
As Newman
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Notes
This episode aired alongside "The Ticket" as a one-hour special.

Episode Quotes
(Inside the Improv Bar)
George: What did they do for toilet paper in the civil war?
Jerry: What?
George: I wonder what toilet paper was like in the 1860's. Did they carry it in rolls in their duffle bags?
Jerry: Everything with you comes down to toilet paper.
George: What?
Jerry: That's always the first question with you. Why is that always your focus?
George: All right, so what did they do?
Jerry: I don't know. Maybe they gave out fig leaf clumps to all the soldiers.
George: Well I think it would be nice if there was some kind of historical record of it.
Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we could see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper of the Crusades, the development of the perforation, the first six-pack . . .

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