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Kramer gets a job as a ball boy for the US Open and brings Jerry to the event with him. Jerry falls for one of the players and asks her on a date. However, the woman is deaf, but can read lips, and George and Jerry use her to eavesdrop on George's ex-girlfriend.
Jerry's Monologue: Professional tennis. To me I don't understand all the shushing. Why are they always shushing. Shh, shh. Don't the players know that we're there? Should we duck down behind the seats so they don't see us watching them? Tennis is basically just ping-pong and the players are standing on the table. That's all it is. And that goofy scoring, you win one point and all the sudden you're up by 15. Two points, 30-love. 30-love. Sounds like an English call girl. "That'll be 30, love... And could you be a little quieter next time, please, shh."