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George goes to a party at his girlfriend's apartment, then flees the building after seeing a fire, pushing his girlfriend's son out of the way in the process. Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers, which bothers her, and Jerry plots revenge on the co-worker after she heckles him during one of his routines.
Jerry's Opening Monologue: To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there...you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it...you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgment. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.'
Jerry: So you feel that in today's society "Women and children first" is an antiquted notion.
George:To an extant.
Jerry: So it's every man, women, and invalid for themselves.
Jerry: Well it's honest . . .
George: You know, she should be thanking me for treating everyone like equals!
Jerry: Well, when she returns from the Burn Center, I'm sure she will . . .