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Seinfeld: The Serenity Now

Frank begins to use the phrase "serenity now" every time he feels his blood pressure rising. Elaine is invited to a bar mitzvah for her boss's son and is French kissed by the son. George begins to work as a computer salesman, but isn't good at selling them to other people. Jerry's girlfriend gives Knicks tickets away, which makes Jerry mad, but he doesn't show it. His girlfriend comments that he never gets angry, so Jerry attempts to show his anger.


Episode Info


Episode number: 9x3
Production Number: 903
Airdate: Thursday October 09th, 1997


Alternate Airdates:

UK (sky ATLANTIC) Sep 09, 2013

  • Currently 9/10
9/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Bruce MahlerBruce Mahler
As Rabbi Glickman
Recurring
Estelle HarrisEstelle Harris
As Estelle Costanza
Recurring
Jerry StillerJerry Stiller
As Frank Costanza
Recurring
Matt McCoyMatt McCoy
As Lloyd Braun
Recurring
Richard FancyRichard Fancy
As Mr. Lippman
Recurring
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Quotes
Cosmo: (beginning to crack) Serenity now . . . serenity now -- I hate you! -- serenity now . . .

Elaine: Don't get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I-I'm very flattered that you found me attractive enough to... lunge at me. Huh. But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.
Mr. Lippman: That's simply not true.
Elaine: If you weren't Jewish, you wouldn't be interested in me.
Mr. Lippman: You are wrong. I'll prove it.
Elaine: Oh, no. Don't!
Mr, Lippman: I renounce Judaism!
Elaine: Oy vey!

Frank Costanza: You single-handedly brought Costanza and Son to the brink of bankruptcy.
George: Well what about all the Lloyd Braun sales?
Frank Costanza: He's crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.
Estelle Costanza: I told you to clean out this garage. I have to put my car in!
Frank Costanza: This is a place of business. I told you never to come in here. Serenity now!
Estelle Costanza: All right...
George: Dad, you really should lay off the 'serenity now' stuff.
Frank Costanza: So, what am I supposed to say?
George: 'Hoochie mama'?
Estelle Costanza: Move your crap, I'm comin' in!
Frank Costanza: (Screaming) No you're not! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama!



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