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Puddy is promoted from a mechanic to a car salesman, so Jerry tries to use Puddy to get a good deal on a new car. But when Elaine and Puddy get into a fight, Jerry tries to get them back together so he can get his good deal. At the dealership, George tries to get a twinkie, but the vending machine won't take his dollar. Meanwhile, Kramer test drives a car and pushes it to the limit to see if it can handle a day in the life of Kramer.
George: All right, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here. Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?!
Jerry: George! Can we focus on the car, here?
George: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
David Puddy: Let’s finish this up.
Jerry: Did you two break up?
David Puddy: (As he is punching numbers on a calculator) That chick’s whacked. We’re history. (Back to the transaction) I just left out a couple of things: uh, rust-proofing…
David Puddy: (Reading off what he’s adding up on the calculator) Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee…
Jerry: "Finder’s fee"? It was on the lot!
David Puddy: Yeah, that’s right. (Continues reading off the list) Uh, floor mats, keys…
David Puddy: How ya gonna start it?