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Jerry buys a $200 pocket Wizard organizer. Kramer moves to Del Boca Vista, deciding that he's ready to retire. Together, Kramer and Morty plot to get Kramer elected president of the condo. To do so, they give each voter a cheap version of a Wizard, known as a Willard. Back in New York, Elaine tries to figure out the race of her boyfriend, and George tries his best to get out of a foundation meeting.
George: I got a message from the Ross's at work today.
Jerry: Susan's parents? Whens the last time you talked to them?
George: At the funeral, give or take. You know, deep down, I always kinda felt that they blamed me for Susan's death.
Jerry: Why, because you picked out the poison envelopes? That's silly.
Mr. Ross: Where are we, George?
George: Almost there.
Mr. Ross: Well, this is the end of Long Island. Where's your house?
George: We, uh, we go on foot from here.
Mr. Ross: All right.
George: There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.
Mr. Ross: We know.
George: Then, why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? Why? Why? Why?
Mrs. Ross: We don't like you, George.
Mr. Ross: And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
Mr. Ross: Alright! Let's head back.
Jerry: Dad, I'm sorry.
Morty Seinfeld: You should be! How could you spend two hundred dollars on a tip calculator?!
Jerry: It does other things!