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Seinfeld: The Wizard

Jerry buys a $200 pocket Wizard organizer. Kramer moves to Del Boca Vista, deciding that he's ready to retire. Together, Kramer and Morty plot to get Kramer elected president of the condo. To do so, they give each voter a cheap version of a Wizard, known as a Willard. Back in New York, Elaine tries to figure out the race of her boyfriend, and George tries his best to get out of a foundation meeting.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 9x15
Production Number: 915
Airdate: Thursday February 26th, 1998

Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Steve Lookner

Alternate Airdates:

UK (sky ATLANTIC) Oct 21, 2013

Guest Stars
Barney MartinBarney Martin
As Morty Seinfeld
Edgar SmallEdgar Small
As Sid Luckman
Grace ZabriskieGrace Zabriskie
As Mrs. Ross
Liz SheridanLiz Sheridan
As Helen Seinfeld
Michael McShaneMichael McShane
As Franklin Delano Romanosky (FDR)
Warren FrostWarren Frost
As Mr. Ross
Bahni TurpinBahni Turpin
As Waitress #1
Constance ZimmerConstance Zimmer
As Waitress #2
Jeanette MillerJeanette Miller
As Old Woman
Murray RubinMurray Rubin
As Rubin
Main Cast
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld
As Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Louis-DreyfusJulia Louis-Dreyfus
As Elaine Marie Benes
Michael RichardsMichael Richards
As Cosmo Kramer
Jason AlexanderJason Alexander
As George Louis Costanza
Episode Quotes
George: I got a message from the Ross's at work today.
Jerry: Susan's parents? Whens the last time you talked to them?
George: At the funeral, give or take. You know, deep down, I always kinda felt that they blamed me for Susan's death.
Jerry: Why, because you picked out the poison envelopes? That's silly.

Mr. Ross: Where are we, George?
George: Almost there.
Mr. Ross: Well, this is the end of Long Island. Where's your house?
George: We, uh, we go on foot from here.
Mr. Ross: All right.
George: There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.
Mr. Ross: We know.
George: Then, why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? Why? Why? Why?
Mrs. Ross: We don't like you, George.
Mr. Ross: And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
George: Oh.
Mr. Ross: Alright! Let's head back.

Jerry: Dad, I'm sorry.
Morty Seinfeld: You should be! How could you spend two hundred dollars on a tip calculator?!
Jerry: It does other things!

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